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In Search of the Worst Christmas Song of All Time

Just what is the worst Christmas song ever?

Our most recent family holiday get-together found us gathered around the radio listening to the all-Christmas music station. Many artists lent their joyous voices to our celebration, but things took a turn when a real clunker reared its ugly head.

This prompted a wildly fun discussion. Everyone offered numerous contenders.

See what we’ve come up with and be sure to put in your two cents… CONTINUE READING >>

In search of the worst Christmas song ever

Ahhhhhh… Christmas. The most wonderful time of the year.

Nothing gets us in the spirit of the season more than tuning into the all-Christmas music station and wallowing in the warmth.

Classics from Bing, Judy and Nat fit the bill for cockle-warming, but then a real clunker will pop in to remind us that not all holiday songs are classics.

We understand that radio stations have a limited playlist from which to choose, and snafus are inevitable. For example, we recently heard back-to-back versions of Santa Claus is Coming to Town while awaiting the drill in the dentist’s office.

While Michael Jackson and Bruce Springsteen vocally duking it out over the Big Man’s visit may be a tiny bit off-putting, nothing stops our holiday spirit dead in its tracks like a truly horrid Christmas song.

Our most recent family holiday get-together found us gathered around the radio. Brenda Lee, followed by Burl Ives, lent their joyous voices to our celebration, but things took a turn when a real clunker reared its ugly head.

This prompted a wildly fun discussion.

Just what is the worst Christmas song ever? Everyone offered numerous contenders.

Sometimes great artists have bad ideas and put in strong candidates for the title of worst holiday music ever and, in other instances, even the greatest singers can’t save a horrible piece of song writing.

And sometimes there’s just no explanation.

Marshmallow World

“…and the sun is red, like a pumpkin head…” Seriously? The sarcasm runs deep during this fabulous performance.

Wonderful Christmas Time

We love Sir Paul, but just hearing these synthesizers pop in is enough to burst anyone’s holiday bubble.


Home for the Holidays

Yes, it’s a classic, but it’s like two songs. Have you actually listened to the bizarre geography lesson lyrics in the verse? “I met a man who lives in Tennessee and he was headin’ for Pennsylvania and some homemade pumpkin pie. From Pennsylvania folks are trav’lin’ down to Dixie’s sunny shore. From Atlantic to Pacific, gee, the traffic is terrific!

Last Christmas

Wow. Just wow. The video is a must watch for some good time-capsule action.

Little Drummer Boy (Justin Bieber and Busta Rhymes’ version)

What made someone think that an ode to the baby Jesus and a shout out to your Twitter followers should be in the same recording?

There is certainly room for debate, after all, someone must like these songs.

Perhaps together we can come up with a winner for the most annoying, most obnoxious, never-want-to-hear-it-again Christmas song of all time.

The floor is open… leave your thoughts in the comments.

David & Veronica, GypsyNester.com

Why We Love a Good Christmas Market

We love Christmas markets! 

The festivities, the food, the comraderie, the glühwein – put it all together and we’ve got ourselves a great way to ring in the season!

But really — you ask — how different can they be? Surely one Christmas market is the same as the next? 

Our reply? Not by a loooooooong shot! CONTINUE READING >>

The GypsyNesters love Christmas Markets! Let us show you the best ones in the world!

We love Christmas markets!

The festivities, the food, the comraderie, the glühwein – put it all together and we’ve got ourselves a great way to ring in the season!

But really — you ask — how different can they be? Surely one Christmas market is the same as the next?

Our reply? Not by a loooooooong shot!

Vienna, Austria

The Christmas Market in Vienna Austria

Arguably the oldest of the markets, the Vienna December advent market was the predecessor to the modern Christkindlmarkets, or Christ child markets, and is said to have started way back in 1294.

The idea spread across the Holy Roman Empire, and they remain most popular in the German-speaking regions of Europe.

Hand blown glass ornaments at the Christmas Market in Vienna

As with most of the cities we have visited there are several markets scattered about town, but the Wiener Christkindlmarkt in the Rathausplatz, the plaza in front of the town hall, is the city’s main market.

We were thrilled to wander through the descendant of the world’s first.

Sausages in Vienna's Christmas marke

Selling gluhwien at Vienna's Christmas Market

Local delicacies are a big part of experiencing the markets, so of course we had to sample some from the selection of sausages, (that makes them Vienna sausages, right?) and a steaming cup of mulled wine known as glühwein.

The name is said to come from a glowing hot iron used to warm the wine, or maybe it’s because this staple at the markets really hits the spot when it comes to keeping the shoppers warm and glowing.

See more photos of the Vienna Christmas Market!

See our entire adventure in Vienna

Salzburg, Austria

The Salzburg Christmas Market in Austria

While not the oldest, like its Austrian neighbor, Salzburg has perhaps the biggest and best Christmas market we’ve visited in the country.

Food and drink are certainly available, but this market has much more to offer in the way of local crafts and unique gift items.

Mozart Chocolates in Salzburg, Austria

In addition to Salzburg's famous Mozart chocolates we bought a gewürzstrauss, a traditional spice bouquet that makes anyplace smell like Christmas

In addition to the city’s famous Mozart chocolates, we bought a gewürzstrauss, the traditional spice bouquet that makes anyplace smell like Christmas.

See our entire adventure in Salzburg!

Passau, Germany

The Passau, Germany Christmas Markiet

In Germany we visited the Passau Christmas market at the square in front of St. Stephen’s Cathedral, a baroque church from 1688.

Here we discovered something new and truly inspired, the half-meter würst.

The infamous half metre wurst in Passau Germany

Wow, that’s nearly two feet of sausage!

Did we (meaning David) die and go to heaven?

Unfortunately we had just eaten a huge lunch, so we had no place to put half a meter of würstle.

The half meter wurst selfie of Passau Germany

That minor detail was easily overcome when Sausage Boy devised a würst-case scenario, and snuck his way back a little later to partake of the best of the würst, or at least the biggest.

Sometimes he can be his own würst enemy.

The quest culminated in a legendary half-meter-würst selfie.

See more photos of the Passau Christmas Market and the full story of the infamous würst!

See our entire adventure in Passau!

Bratislava, Slovakia

The Christmas Market in front of Old Town Hall in Bratislava, Slovakia

The Hlavne namestie, main square, is filled with booths, mostly selling food and drink, and tables under small shelters where the purchases can be enjoyed

While the markets are most common in the German speaking world, we also found a fun example in Bratislava, Slovakia.

The Hlavne namestie, or main square, was filled with vendors, mostly selling food and drink, and tables under small shelters where the purchases could be enjoyed.

A very social situation and we were more than happy to jump into the middle of it.

We also gave zemiakové placky with cheese a try. This is a pancake made of shredded potatoes, crisp on the outside and chewy within, covered in a layer of tangy white sheep cheese.

We gave zemiakové placky with cheese a try. This is a pancake made of shredded potatoes — crisp on the outside and chewy within — covered in a layer of mild, yet tangy white sheep cheese.

We gave it two gloved thumbs up, very tasty and stick-to-your-ribs on a chilly December evening.

Mulled wine at the Christmas Market in Bratislava, Slovakia

Nearly everyone warmed themselves with varene vino, the local version of mulled wine, but in a twist we hadn’t seen before, hot white wine seemed just as popular as the red.

After giving this regional variety a try, our verdict was that while delicious, it lacked the superior cockle-warming qualities of the red. But the fact that we made our purchase from a vino vender named “The Flinstones” more than made up for it.

Yaba-daba-do (we think)!?!

See more photos of the Bratislava Christmas Market!

See our entire adventure in Bratislava

Budapest, Hungary

Budapest's Christmas Market

Budapest Christmas Market

In Budapest, food also stole the spotlight.

On the Pest side of the city we checked out the main Christmas market, a large collection of stands and kiosks all decked out in holiday style.

While there were plenty of booths selling handcrafted gifts, food — lots of food — was certainly the main event.

Food at the Christmas Market in Budapest, Hungary

töltött káposzta, cabbage stuffed with meat and rice and served with a paprika sauce and sour cream. Exceedingly Hungarian! We also couldn't resist a huge smoked meat dumpling with sauerkraut.

After scouting out all the offerings we ordered a töltött káposzta, that’s cabbage stuffed with meat and rice, served with a paprika sauce and sour cream.

Exceedingly Hungarian!

We also couldn’t resist a huge smoked meat dumpling with sauerkraut.

Veronica drinks a cup of steaming hot Glühwein to warm our body and soul

To wash it all down, and to stay warm too, we tried the Hungarian version of glühwein, which is called forralt bor, meaning simply “boiled wine.”

See more photos of Budapest’s bustling Christmas Market!

See our entire adventure in Budapest

Oslo, Norway

The Julemarked in Oslo, Norway

Ringnes Juleol or Christmas Beer in Oslo, Norway
Juleol or Christmas Beer

On our recent crazy romp across Norway up to the Arctic Circle by train, we found the Scandinavian equivalent to a Christkindlmarkt, a Julmarked, in Oslo.

The Jul, or Yule, celebration predates Christianity but, since it coincides with Christmas, the two have become intertwined.

Elgburgers at the Julmarked in Oslo, Norway

The Norwegian market was very similar to the others we’d seen, with the exception of the preponderance of elk and reindeer based products.

Plus, what they were calling elk, or more precisely elg, sure looked like moose to us, and we all know they don’t really exist.

Flying reindeer, sure, but moose?

No way. (Well, maybe we were wrong.)

See all of our adventures in Norway!

Helen, Georgia

Horse drawn carriage in Helen, Georgia

While these European markets all have long histories behind them, the custom has spread far and wide.

Christmas markets are even becoming commonplace throughout the United States.

In fact, the first one we ever visited was a few years ago in the mountains of northern Georgia at the town of Helen.

Christmas decorations in Helen, Georgia

Their Christkindlmarkt is in keeping with the town’s reincarnation as an alpine Bavarian village.

It was only natural that this nearly perfect reproduction of a German town would also feature this seasonal tradition.

See our entire adventure in Helen, Georgia

New York City

New York City also hosts a number of Christmas markets throughout the city. Two of the biggest and most popular are the Winter Village at Bryant Park, and the Union Square Holiday Market.

The Winter Village Christmas Market at Bryant Park in NYC

The Winter Village Christmas Market at Bryant Park in NYC

Surrounded by soaring skyscrapers, Bryant Park’s Winter Village began in 2002.

Booths offer NYCcentric wares and food (we saw everything from chimney cakes to sushi), and in lieu of glühwein, New York apple cider is standard fare.

Bryant Park boasts a huge Christmas tree and a full-sized ice skating rink that’s twice as big as the rink at Rockefeller Center — and it’s free to skate!

The Union Square Holiday Market in NYC

The Union Square Holiday Market may not be quite as spectacular, but it struck us as more traditional.

A veritable maze of tents are set up offering all kinds of gifts and goodies that are sure to put even the Ginchiest Grinch in the spirit of the season.

The Union Square Holiday Market in New York City

See 10 things you don’t know about NYC!

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David & Veronica, GypsyNester.com

YOUR TURN: Are you game to give a Christmas market a go? Have you been to a Christkindlmarkt? Tell us all about it below!

Ho Ho Ho Here are some Empty Nester Gift Ideas


Got an empty nester on your Christmas list?

Whether they’ve been naughty or nice, we’ve got gifts to give….

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Got an empty nester on your Christmas list?

Whether they’ve been naughty or nice, we’ve got gifts to give.

How about trimming the tree with some of these?

Or if that special someone is a brand new empty nester, try these:

Or there is always our hilarious guide to how we entered empty nesthood,

GOING GYPSY:

One Couple’s Adventure from Empty Nest to No Nest at All

But no matter what…

We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

David & Veronica, GypsyNester.com

HOliday HOmecoming HOopla

The holidays are fast approaching so now is a good time to explore some of the unique aspects of family gatherings for empty nesters. When we were a young family, the holidays posed a problem for us. Whose family we should visit?
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The holidays are fast approaching so now is a good time to explore some of the unique aspects of family gatherings for empty nesters.

(A little note from the authors: When we refer to Christmas, please feel free to substitute Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus, Saturnalia, winter solstice or whatever it is you celebrate. We are only using Christmas as an example because it is our family tradition, and to keep from having to write three or four names every time we refer to a holiday. Absolutely no slight is intended or any preference for one over another. If your family is like ours, no doubt any one of them can be just as crazy as the next.)

When we were a young family, the holidays posed a problem for us. Whose family we should visit? Both sides wanted to spoil their grandkids and have the big family holiday — hard to achieve without feelings getting flogged or feathers being ruffled.

We worked it out by alternating Thanksgivings as much as possible and insisting that we create our own Christmas traditions with our kids in our own home. If extended family wanted to see us they were more than welcome to join in. We haven’t forgotten the limitations that young people face as our own kids attempt to tackle the December Debacles for themselves.

Later on, while we were living on a tiny Caribbean island, the girls attended college in Washington, D.C. and New York City. The physical distance — coupled with the short amount of time they were given off from classes — made it nearly impossible for them to come home for Thanksgiving.

Several times we solved that predicament by getting together at a relative’s house up in the States. That made the trip shorter for the girls and more fun for us because we got to see some of our extended family. Other times our stranded students were fortunate enough to be invited to the house of a friendly family of a friend to join in their Turkey Day celebration.

Christmases were much more conducive to travel with plenty of time between semesters for longer stays. We never had any problems there — who doesn’t want to visit the Caribbean in late December?

Now, if we want to spend a holiday with our grown-up kids, flying everyone from the far corners of the map to wherever we happen to be can get mighty expensive.

We no longer have the benefit of two out of our three offspring living in the same city, but holidays in New York City are becoming the norm. We have had the pleasure of staying in The Piglet ‘s studio apartment when we visit the city and even gobbled up Thanksgiving dinner at Decibel’s humble abode. It’s a tight fit to say the lease, even just for the five of us in the immediate family.

Lately, with the family growing, we have taken to renting an AirB&B outside the city and piling everybody, including extended family of any grandparents, in-laws, or aunts and uncles that can make it. Since we are GypsyNesters and don’t have a home to host a holiday hoedown for Thanksgiving this is a fantastic alternative.

All in all, we have discovered that it really doesn’t matter where you are or what’s on the table, it’s all about being together. One of our best family memories involved a ill-fated trip to Cleveland. Not having planned properly (who? US?), we ended up with three teen-agers stuck in a hotel on Thanksgiving. Not a restaurant was open in the city, so we made a spread out of tortilla chips and beef jerky from the mini mart next door.

An unconventional holiday feast, to be sure, but one that all five of us look back on with fond feelings.

Or perhaps, we’re just weird. Yeah, that’s probably it.

David & Veronica, GypsyNester.com

YOUR TURN: How have the holidays changed for you?

Following in the Footsteps of the Ancestral Puebloans

I think it is safe to say that most of us didn’t know that there were skilled builders creating impressive, sophisticated, enormous stone structures right here in North America over a thousand years ago…
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Pueblo Bonita at Chaco Canyon

I like to look at maps. Always have. As a kid I would sit with an atlas for hours.

Now, later in life, my affinity for cartography helps me discover places to visit that I may have never learned about without it.

One such instance happened a few months ago. I was scanning a map of New Mexico for no apparent reason and noticed a place I was wholly unfamiliar with, Chaco Canyon. The Chaco Culture National Historical Park to be exact.

One of the first things I noticed was the lack of any roads leading to the park. As I zoomed in a few local dirt roads began to appear, but this is without a doubt one of the most remote and inaccessible locations in the entire National Park system. But don’t let that discourage you, because this is also one of the most important pre-Columbian historic sites in the United States.

And don’t get the wrong idea, it is certainly possible to get there. A truck or SUV is definitely preferable, but weather permitting, a car can make it. And after an hour or so of bouncing along a rough dirt road the payoff is definitely worth it.

The ruins at Chaco Canyon offer remarkable insight into the lives and culture of the people who populated the Four Corners region over a thousand years ago. Artifacts found here reveal a society that traveled and traded from Central America to the Pacific Ocean.

It is also very clear that these people were very skilled builders. The construction and architecture is much more advanced than we expected to find. These are massive, up to five story buildings with very precise designs and stonework.

By studying the structures, especially noting the abundance of kivas, archeologists have developed significant theories as to the lifestyle, traditions, and way of life of this highly developed society.

The Great Kiva at Chaco Canyon

Kivas are circular, ceremonial rooms that vary in size from just big enough for a handful of people to meet or celebrate, to large enough for dozens, if not hundreds to participate. With about forty kivas at Pueblo Bonita at Chaco Canyon, it looks as though this was less of a home for many people and more of a ceremonial meeting place for hundreds, if not thousands, of visitors from across the region.

A large kiva at Mesa Verde

Chaco Canyon was the predecessor to several other nearby ancient communities, most notably Mesa Verde and Aztec Ruins, that were built as of the Ancestral Puebloans moved north. As soon as we learned that bit of information we knew that we had to visit those sites as well.

Aztec Ruins National Monument is about fifty miles north of Chaco Canyon, actually in the town of Aztec, New Mexico. The name is terribly incorrect, no Aztecs were ever in the vicinity. It stems from the Spanish explorer’s habit of labeling almost anything to do natives as Aztec.

Note the green stripe in the wall.

These ruins are a bit newer than those at Chaco Canyon, and we could see that the construction quality had improved. We were especially intrigued by a decorative stripes of green slate that were included in some of the walls.

There is also a fully restored kiva at the site, which is very impressive. In 1916 archeologist Earl Morris came here to begin excavation work. Almost twenty years later he oversaw the reconstruction of the Great Kiva.

The restored kiva at Aztec Ruins

Another fifty miles or so to the northwest brings you to Mesa Verde National Park. We had visited the Park in the past, but now we were able to see it with a much better understanding of what happened here.

It is the most recent of the three sites, with the cliff dwellings that we see now having been built from around one thousand to eight hundred years ago. By the late 13th century about twenty thousand people were living in the community, but by the end of the century there was almost nobody left.

The Square Tower House at Mesa Verde

However, the people living at these settlements did not simply disappear. They did leave rather abruptly, but the evidence shows that they moved to other areas.

Theories as to why they did this have been bandied about for decades. The timeline has been very accurately determined by dating the tree rings on the timbers that were used in the construction. So, it is known that around the year 1300 the residents of these pueblos packed up and left.

Spruce Tree House at Mesa Verde

It is also known that a severe drought hit the region beginning around twenty years before the departure, so it is reasonable to surmise that lack of water, and all of the problems that come along with it, were a major factor in abandoning these dwellings. Yet the fact remains that with no written record left behind we may never know the whole story.

While researching these sites, we found that a great deal of what we thought we knew about this area was likely misunderstood. First and foremost being the name that we, and most everybody else, have used to describe these people for years, the Anasazi.

We were under the impression that Anasazi meant the ancient ones or ancient ancestors, but it actually is a Navajo word meaning ancient enemies. This made sense once we understood that the Navajo are not related to the people that lived and built these dwellings centuries ago.

The Cliff Palace at Mesa Verde

So, while enemy may be an accurate description for them, the actual descendants, such as the Hopi, Zuni, Acoma, and Laguna do not care for the term because it certainly doesn’t describe their relationship to the Ancestral Puebloans.

All in all, we were struck by our overall lack of knowledge about this important part of American history. I think it is safe to say that we are not alone, most of us didn’t know that there were skilled builders creating impressive, sophisticated, enormous stone structures right here in North America over a thousand years ago.

It is also safe to say that everyone should try to see them if they get the chance.

David & Veronica, GypsyNester.com

4 Fantastic Attractions a Stone’s Throw from the 4 Corners

It is possible to set foot in Utah, Colorado, Arizona, and New Mexico all at once. However, the nearby attractions may be even cooler than the meeting of these four states… CONTINUE READING >>

How many states have you been to in one day? Oh, and by the way, airplanes don’t count.

I can remember a few times when driving on Interstate 81 that we passed through Pennsylvania, Maryland, West Virginia, and Virginia in the span of about fifty miles.

And in New England it is certainly possible to drive through four or five states in a day. But out West, where the states are big, it is hard to get into more than two or three on any given day. Heck, I recall several times when I drove all day in the same state… Montana and Texas come to mind.

So, a place where you can stand in four states all at the very same time is pretty unique. Yes, it is actually possible to set foot in Utah, Colorado, Arizona, and New Mexico all at once.

This was my third time accomplishing this trick. Once as a small child, then again as a young parent with our kids, and now as an aging wanderer. It has been cool each time. However, now that we have the wisdom of age, we have come to realize that the nearby attractions may be even cooler than the actual meeting of these four states.

A quick rundown of some of these surrounding sites shows just how intriguing this area truly is. Let’s take a look:

Mesa Verde

This is likely the best known of the region’s many native American ruins and holds the title as the largest archaeological preserve in the United States. As one of the five National Parks and eighteen National Monuments declared by President Theodore Roosevelt, Mesa Verde is one of the oldest in our National Parks system. Of course, back in 1906 this was some mighty remote territory, and still is to some degree, so be ready for some winding two lane roads.

As a kid we were allowed to climb around in the ruins, and even later with our kids that was allowed. Now things are much more supervised and visits into the dwellings are only allowed as part of a tour.

Unfortunately, even that wasn’t available on our recent trip because the road to the main portion of the ruins was washed out and impassable. We did get to see the Cliff Palace, largest of the dwellings, from across the canyon. As a small bonus, a ranger pointed out that because of the washout we got to take photos of the famous structure with no people in them.

Not quite a fair trade but we decided we’d count it as a plus anyway.

(Check back here soon because we will explore several of the area’s native sites in depth over the coming weeks.)

Shiprock

This may be one of New Mexico’s most iconic landmarks, but to us we just couldn’t quite see the name appearing in the stone. Maybe we just didn’t get it from the correct angle but we never could quite make out a ship. Looks more like a cathedral to us, but then there is already a Church Rock just across the border in Arizona.

Later we learned that the Navajo name for it is Tsé Bit’ A’í, which means winged rock. Now that seems like a much better description to us.

Either way, this volcanic remnant towers some fifteen hundred feet above the desert and can be seen for miles and miles in every direction.

The Durango & Silverton Narrow Gauge Railroad

Opened in 1882 as a part of the Denver and Rio Grande Western Railroad, this is another of the 4 Corners attractions that I visited as a kid. No, not back in the eighteen-hundreds, more like the nineteen-sixties. I’m old, but not THAT old.

I am happy to report that it hasn’t changed all that much over those past fifty some years. The vintage steam locomotives, rolling stock, depot, and even the old roundhouse are all still in service. Part of the roundhouse is now a museum, which is very much worth a visit.

While talking to one of the engineers, we found out that one of the biggest changes is that the old steam engines have been refitted to burn fuel oil instead of coal. This makes them cleaner, and almost eliminates the fire danger from sparks. An added bonus… no more cinders in your eyes!

Monument Valley

Because it has been used as the setting for so many movies, it can truthfully be said that for many people this valley is the first thing that comes to mind when they think of the American West.

John Wayne and Henry Fonda practically lived here through the nineteen-forties while filming some of John Ford’s most famous Westerns. A little later, Victor Mature, Walter Brennan, and a very young Natalie Wood joined in.

Then Charles Bronson and Jason Robards came to play cowboys, and finally Johnny Depp stopped by as Tonto in 2013.

Yet even with all of those classic films shot here, perhaps the most famous scene of all is when Tom Hanks, as Forrest Gump, while running with the iconic rock formations we are all now so familiar with as his backdrop, suddenly stopped right in the middle of US Highway 163.

Honorable mention:

These five National Monuments are all within about an hour’s drive from the 4 Corners and, even though we have not been to them yet, we have investigated and they are certainly worth a visit.

Canyons of the Ancients National Monument, Canyon de Chelly National Monument, Chimney Rock National Monument, Hovenweep National Monument, and Navajo National Monument.

Looks like a good reason to go back for another visit. Hope it doesn’t take another fifty years!

David & Veronica, GypsyNester.com

Cliff Dwelling on the Past

We are heading to Mesa Verde next week, so we thought that this would be a good time to take a look back at some of the other outstanding ancient dwellings of the American Southwest… CONTINUE READING >>

The Ancient Native American Cliff Dwellings of ArizonaThe Old West is a lot older than gunfights, Tombstones, and Boot Hills.For our journey back in time, we rode off into the sunset, heading west.

South Central Arizona is generously sprinkled with ancient ruins left behind by the Native Americans of the area, the Hohokam, Salado, and Sinagua peoples.

They covered vast areas as they moved from one place to another following game or the rains, inhabiting this region from over a thousand years ago until, for reasons still unknown to us today, they moved away in the 1400s. If you need to make a move the movers of the company Seka will help you get to Arizona, or anywhere else, while taking all the difficulties out of transporting your things.

We Spent Time in The Big House

Casa Grande in Arizona

We began our exploration at the big house, no, we didn’t wind up in the slammer, we went to Casa Grande.

Named by the missionary and explorer Father Eusebio Francisco Kino when he came upon it in 1694, this is the pinnacle of Hohokam society.

By far their largest dwelling, it is thought to be the largest remaining ruin in America.

But by the time the good priest stumbled upon it, the great house had long since been abandoned.

Casa Grande in Arizona

The Hohokam tamed this desert with an elaborate system of irrigation canals and became successful farmers, growing corn, cotton, tobacco, beans and squash.

Their society grew and thrived for centuries, building settlements all along the Salt and Gila Rivers.

These villages grew until finally the four story tower, Casa Grande, was built near the end of their time in this area.

As much as we wanted to run straight over to the huge house, we decided to learn something first, so we took a look through the park visitor’s center.

In there we discovered that this is the first archeological site ever preserved by our government. President Benjamin Harrison set it aside in 1892, well before there even was a National Park Service.

Later Woodrow Wilson designated it a national monument.

The center is full of information and artifacts, but wanting to get up close and personal, we jumped in with a group that was being led out to the ruins by a park ranger.

The ranger explained how the giant structure is built basically of mud.

As with most natives, the Hohokam used what was readily available as building material.

In the Sonoran desert that meant caliche, the calcium rich local mud that works almost like concrete.

Casa Grande in Arizona

Thes ingenious builders laid layer after layer of the mixture upon itself, tapering the walls from four and a half feet thick at the base to about a quarter of that on the top.

Looking out from the upper levels we could see numerous smaller structures dotting the desert all around the main building. Houses, storage buildings, and ceremonial ball courts have all been uncovered, while many more still await excavation.

Lunar Standstill at Casa Grande

Casa Grande is obviously the center point of the surrounding village but it is not known what exact purpose the building served.

There are several windows that line up with the sun and moon throughout their cycles, including a small opening that aligns with the so-called “lunar standstills” that happen only once every eighteen and a half years.

That is the time it takes for the moon to go through its entire cycle of positions within the night sky.

So we know that Casa Grande was used as an observatory at least to some extent. It may have also been a temple, a center of government or some other sort of meeting place.

Or perhaps it was Arizona’s first high-rise condos.

The hike to Tonto National Monument

It’s Tanto, Kemo Sabe. Our Poor (Lone) Ranger.

Tanto National Monument

Tanto National Monument

The next stop on our ruins ramble was up into the mountains at Tonto National Monument.

It took all of the restraint we could muster, but we managed to get checked in with the ranger without once asking him if he was “Lone” and we never called anyone Kemo Sabe, except maybe each other a time or two.

Perhaps we were each being Tonto, since it is actually the Spanish term for foolish one.

Saguaro Cactus

But seriously, the Tonto ruins are a fine example of the cliff dwellings that are common in the Southwest.

The largest and best example is Mesa Verde in southern Colorado, but these structures are found throughout the four corners region.

At Tonto, there are two of these villages tucked into the cliffs.

The remote ruins are far off the beaten path, which has helped them stay remarkably well preserved.

The upper dwellings are accessible only with a guided group and reservations must be made in advance.

Tanto National Monument

Tanto National Monument

In this case a little planning paid great dividends.

Our guide led our small group up the steep mile and a half climb to the ruins, with plenty of information about the area, plants and history of the Salado along the way.

They were a branch of The Anasazi (the ancient ones) that came down from the north around eight hundred years ago.

The Salado traded and interacted with the Hohokam, but formed their own villages higher in the mountains.

Tanto National Monument

Tanto National Monument

By building high into the cliffs, looking out over the entire valley, they had natural protection.

After some time exploring the upper ruins, we climbed back down, much faster than going up, we must add.

At the bottom, we decided to walk up the short, paved trail to the lower dwellings.

These are open to the public without a guide, but unlike the upper site, visitors are not allowed to go inside the rooms.

Still, they were definitely worth a look.

Without Water at Tuzigoot

Tuzigoot National Monument

Tuzigoot

Our journey into the past continued with a trip to see what the Sinagua had left behind.

The Sinagua were so named for the lack of water in the region.

The name translates from the Spanish sin agua, meaning without water, but in the Verde Valley they found some.

We began this leg of our expedition at Tuzigoot (pronounced 2-Z-goot) National Monument.

Tuzigoot means crooked water, and is an Apache word given to this sprawling pueblo that housed hundreds of residents covering a hill along the Verde River.

Not much is left of the structures, mostly low walls, but there is a good collection of artifacts from the site on display.

Storming the Castle (to the best of our ability)

Montezumas Castle

Just down the valley the Sinagua built the fantastic cliff dwelling, Montezuma Castle, erroneously named for the Aztec ruler by early settlers.

They were way off the mark, since this sight was abandoned for almost one hundred years before the famous Aztec was even born.

The five story, twenty room cliff dwelling is stunning, although much of it is not original, having been restored several times.

We could only gaze upon it from below and across the river, because visitors are not allowed in the castle.

Up until 1951 people were allowed to climb ladders up to the ruins, but this practice was discontinued to prevent further tourist damage.

Snack Stop

Fry Bread stand in Arizona

Native American fry bread in Arizona

Fry bread stands dot the landscape and, after our hikes, we decided to quench our hunger with the sweet variety.

Similar to a flour tortilla, the bread is fried and topped with salt for a savory treat or a honey, sugar, or cinnamon combo to satisfy a sweet tooth.

Local variations depend upon which tribe is offering up the goods.

The Revenge of Montezuma. Hmmm…

Montezuma's Well

A few miles from the castle, but still part of the same National Monument, we found the Montezuma Well.

In reality this is not a well, but a cenote, or sink hole, naturally flowing with over a million gallons of water a day.

Both the Sinagua and the Hohokam used this “well” to irrigate crops using some of the ancient irrigation ditches are still flowing today.

The well might be questionable as a drinking water supply, since the water contains a high concentration of carbon dioxide and a dash of arsenic to boot.

It would most likely bring on a pretty good case of Montezuma’s revenge.

Hey, maybe that’s where it got its name.

Plant life at Montezumas Well

Because of the chemical content, no fish can live in the well, but the spring is home to several species that can only be found here.

Tiny shrimp-like critters, water scorpions, and leeches thrive in the fifty-five feet deep mineral rich water, as well as several interesting plant varieties.

For our last look into the past, we walked among the ruins of large pueblos around the outside of the “well” and climbed down for a closer look at the tiny cliff dwelling apartments built right into the walls of the sink hole.

Montezuma's Well in Arizona

At the bottom, we got a close up view of the inside of one of the waterfront homes.

The cliff dwellings at Montezuma's Well in Arizona

This provided a centuries-old peek into the lives of the native societies that used this oasis to bring the desert to life, and closed our chapter on the Old — or should we say Ancient — West.

David & Veronica, GypsyNester.com

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Alaskan Urban Mountaineering

Alaska is not known for its urban adventures. But what if I told you that you can hike up to aa alpine lake and never leave the official boundaries of the state’s largest city…
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Alaska is not known for its urban adventures. It is definitely an outdoors lover’s paradise. So what if I told you that a few days after our fishing adventure with our Alaskan son, he took us on a hike up to a truly pristine lake nestled in the bowl of a glacial cirque and we never left the official boundaries of the state’s largest city?

It’s true, we did that!

The fact that you can fish, climb mountains, see wildlife, and even climb up to an alpine lake without ever leaving the city limits is just one of the great things about Anchorage.

Part of the reason this is possible is the fact that the city has incorporated many miles of land surrounding the actual developed area. But that is not to discount how close some very cool stuff is to town.

A big chunk of that area is to the south of the city and includes Chugach State Park. This is also where we climbed Flattop Mountain a few years ago. In fact, one of the trails up Flattop starts right by the trail head for our trek up to Rabbit Lake, and all of this is only a little more than five miles from Anchorage.

Lucky for us, most of the people around took the left turn up to Flattop. We continued straight ahead along the four-and-a-half-mile trail up to the lake. Along the way we were warned about moose ahead by three different groups of hikers heading back.

We never saw a single moose. It was enough to make us start wondering if maybe there might be some truth to Veronica’s moose doubting phase a few years ago. But we did see a herd of Dall sheep.

As we topped a little ridge, there they were spread out before us. About twenty of the white highland dwellers that look like a cross between a bighorn Sheep and a mountain goat were standing between us and the lake.

We stayed back so as not to frighten them off, and they were definitely wary of us. We stood very still and took some photos, then after a little bit of looking at each other they headed down the valley to Rabbit Creek for a drink and some fresh grazing.

Once they moved on, we made our way to the Rabbit Lake and stood transfixed by the scene for a few moments. It is quite a sight. A gorgeous crystal-clear lake resting right at the foot of twin jagged pinnacles known as the North and South Suicide Peaks.

The lake sits about three thousand feet above sea level, which means we had climbed about thirteen hundred feet from the trailhead, and the Suicide summits rise another two thousand feet above the water.

From what we could learn, the odd and slightly disturbing name of the mountains goes back to early railroad workers. They called several of the nearby peaks Suicide, but for some reason only these twin peaks kept the name.

We also learned that Rabbit Lake is stocked with rainbow trout, but we didn’t have any way of removing any of them.

The lake looked so inviting that what we really wanted to do was jump right in. After hiking several miles our feet were burning in our shoes so we shucked our footwear and tested the water. We instantly knew we were going no further in than below the knees.

Wow! That’s cold! Seriously, our feet were numb in no time but it felt so good.

Right about the time we thought we might lose a toe or two a couple other hikers came along, so we asked them to snap a picture and quickly got out to warm up the little piggies.

As always, the hike back down was much easier and took way less time than the way up, but it did give us a chance to contemplate, while looking down the valley at the city below, just how cool it is that we could have a day like this without ever leaving a major metropolitan area.

David & Veronica, GypsyNester.com