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Look for Your GypsyNesters in Your Favorite Magazine this Month!

So excited about this opportunity!

We’ve teamed up Humana with tips on kicking YOUR Generation Encore into high, healthy gear!

See our tips and tricks for staying healthy out on the road, what we carry with us to avoid disaster, and what we tote along onto airplanes to avoid eating junk food (and much more!).

Check out the SEVEN magazines you can catch us in… CONTINUE READING

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Biking the rim of the Grand Canyon.

We’ve teamed up Humana with tips on kicking YOUR Generation Encore into high, healthy gear with full page advertorial appearing in the August/September 2016 issues Real Simple, Cooking Light, Southern Living, Sunset, Coastal Living, Golf, and Money magazines! We were paid to appear and, as always, all opinions are our own.

My beloved Grandpa used to love the saying “health is wealth.”

As his caretaker while in my thirties, I was familiar with the phrase but never thought much about it.

Even when Grandpa would sweetly explain to me what the phrase meant to him and why I should take it to heart, I didn’t.

Sorry Grandpa, but I just didn’t get it.

I was young, energetic, and happily busy chasing three kids around. On top of running my own business and traveling to California as much as I could to help my stepdad care for my beautiful, dying mother.

Looking back at that time of my life, I’m not sure how I did it. David was out on the road for long, brutal stretches and the juggling got intense—it felt at times like there was not enough of me to go around.

I should have counted my blessings more. And my health was one of those blessings I rarely counted.

Now that I’m older and, hopefully, wiser (though I doubt I’ll ever reach Grandpa wise), I take eating right, staying active, and getting a good night’s sleep more seriously.

David hiking in Machu Picchu. GypsyNester.comHiking at Machu Picchu

It’s simply impossible to keep up with the pace of my chosen lifestyle otherwise. Gone are those glory days of endless energy, and I’ve finally learned the importance of taking care of myself. I’m worthless to others otherwise.

Health IS wealth.

So, when Humana asked us to team up to help get the word out to Generation Encore (of which we are proud, card-carrying members—okay, there’s no card, but we’d carry one if there was!), we said HECK YEAH!

What an honor it is to share our story and tips in top magazines:

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Look for us when you pick up your copy of Real Simple, Cooking Light, Southern Living, Sunset, Coastal Living, Golf, and Money magazines this month!

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Stay healthy, my friends, so you can have encore adventures like this in Sicily:

Or this in Arizona:

Or this in Australia:

This is YOUR time. Get up, get active, and have some fun!

Veronica, GypsyNester.com

YOUR TURN: How important is staying healthy as you navigate your encore years? Have we missed any important tips? Please share yours in the comment section!

Roadtrippin’ Canada this Week! Follow along with us Live!



We’ll be storming Ontario, Canada on a riproarin’ roadtrip! No stone will be unturned—we’ll be exploring by road, raft,  boat, trolley, helicopter and even a 1930s biplane (gulp!).

Don’t miss a thing and follow us LIVE all week on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram!


We’ll be storming Ontario, Canada on a riproarin’ roadtrip! No stone will be unturned—we’ll be exploring by road, raft,  boat, trolley, helicopter and even a 1930s biplane (gulp!).

Don’t miss a thing and follow us LIVE all week on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram!

Fear Conquering & Eating Silkworms

I am no longer an eating-a-bug virgin.

I love sampling new food – the more authentic the better. But, from time to time we are faced with delicacies which may be too authentic.

Find out which of us tried it and who chickened out… CONTINUE READING and watch the video >> 

We ate silkworms! Yes, silkworms are edible, sort of.

I am no longer an eating-a-bug virgin.

I love sampling new foods – the more authentic the better. But, from time to time we are faced with delicacies which may be too authentic.

As we explored the city of Dalian, China we found many exotic and exciting foods, quite a few that were displayed in the restaurants alive.

Restaurant serving silkworms in Dalian, China

These lively, moving menus worked well for the point-and-eat method we’ve developed when exploring areas where we don’t have a language in common with the residents.

The food is alive in restaurants in Dalian China!

Restaurant serving silk worms in Dalian China

After window shopping the fare in several establishments, David and I settled on one and sat down.

In no time, I was pointing to a plate of wiggling silkworms and there was no turning back.

We had been taunting each other ever since we found out in Beijing that people actually ate the buggers.

We ate silkworms! Yes, silkworms are edible, sort of.

When the dish arrived, the smell alone brought about extended stall tactics.

The incredibly unpleasant aroma led me to trying the garnish first, asking every member of the staff how to go about ingesting the worms, bringing one right up to my lips and chickening out (by the way, they most decidedly do not taste like chicken), and utilizing every other excuse I could come up with to delay the inevitable.

Seriously, a medal for bravery might have been in order.

David had announced, as soon as he got a whiff of the bugs, that he was having none of it. But the gauntlet was down; there was no way I was letting him getting away with not trying the delicacy. I mocked him until he finally relented.

As soon as his teeth cracked the bug-like shell…

WATCH: I was shocked at the panic I saw in my eyes when I was editing this video! ONE of us actually ate a silkworm — and the other is a wuss.

Thanks to the incredible staff – even though they laughed at me – they were amazingly wonderful and the rest of the food we sampled was SO delicious.

As we bid farewell, their many hugs almost relieved the slightly queasy feeling I had in the pit of my stomach.

Veronica, GypsyNester.com

Click here to see more about our day in Dalian

See more of our adventures in China!

YOUR TURN: Would YOU try a silkworm? Or have I finally gone too far?

That Time I was Smote by God

On a blustery New York City morning, I executed my first face plant.

The sun had just peeked out after a torrential rain and began to form those bands of brilliant, glorious Jesus Rays streaming through the clouds.

Next thing I knew, I lay prostrated before a church in that special kind of pain that only landing square on one’s schnozz can bring, surrounded by scattered partyware glistening in the sun like a golden calf.

But I probably deserved it… CONTINUE READING

A big thank you to Rhea Footwear for providing shoes that help me avoid future smitings! As always, all opinions are our own.

On a blustery New York City pre-Christmas morning, I executed my first face plant.

That time Veronica was smote by God. The GypsyNesters
I landed right on my nose.
(This is the cleaned up, in-the-doctor’s-office version.
I wouldn’t subject anyone to the gory pics!)

Decibel and I had just finished up shopping for The Piglet’s engagement party, arms laden with huge, but light shopping bags full of bulky supplies.

Champagne flutes, serving trays, three-tiered food displays, and assorted cutlery (all fashioned in the finest high-end plastic of course, we were planning a soiree, not a chintzy affair!) rattled around us like huge bouquets of balloons.

The sun had just peeked out after a torrential rain and began to form those bands of brilliant, glorious Jesus Rays streaming through the clouds.

Though we had a few more blocks to trek than what was comfortable, we felt our mole-people skins needed a dose of vitamin D therapy and decided to forgo a cab.

A quick jaunt to a doctor’s appointment and then a fun day of mommy/daughter time stretched out before us.

Walking past the main Salvation Army, I was surprised to see the organization had a theater. A marquee featured a movie-type poster with a bell-ringer’s bell loving laid upon a bed of holly.

My pun-lovin’ brain went into overdrive as I turned to point out the sign to Decibel, but before I could get out the words, “I bet it’s about a jolly ol’ elf with a heart of gold,” the ground met my face.

FACE PLANT. I’d been smote for making fun of the Salvation Army, maybe not aloud, but definitely in my heart. I was struck down lest I commit a greater sin.

There I lay, prostrated before the church in that special kind of pain that only landing square on one’s schnozz can bring, surrounded by scattered partyware glistening in the sun like a golden calf.

I sat up, chin down, hair hanging over my face; fully chastised. Reaching to the point of my great suffering (my nose), I realized I had been blinded. My hand came away covered in blood and, alas, my glasses were gooey with the stuff.

Decibel had knelt before me, her tongue only able to utter, “MOM!”

Unable to lift my face toward the heavens, I handed my glasses to Decibel. The blindness lifted from mine eyes and I saw that a crowd had assembled—as only a crowded holiday NYC street can produce—when I peered through my hair at legions of unwashed, puddle-splattered boots.

“Make them leave,” I beseeched of Decibel.

We don’t call her Decibel for nothing—verily, the girl’s voice carries for furlongs, “She’s okay, but she needs some space. Please go away,” she told the crowd firmly. Then to me, “Mom, let me see.”

I lifted my face. There was an audible gasp from the disobedient masses.

“GO THE EFF AWAY!” Except she didn’t say “eff.” Like Moses parting the Red Sea, the masses dispersed. Just one of the multitudes of reasons I cherish my New Yorker daughter.

A Good Samaritan from the crowd remained behind; she had been gathering tissues rather than rubbernecking. As she bequeathed them unto Decibel, she suggested that I sue the Salvation Army for sidewalk negligence—um, no thanks.

I’d been smote enough for one day, thank you very much.

Using our glorious party napkins for an unexpected task, we smeared the blood around enough to find that the bridge of my nose was the source of the gushing—and it was bad.

Luckily, the aforementioned doctor’s appointment was my Botox doctor (don’t judge me until you read this) who is, thankfully, also a plastic surgeon. He sweetly cleaned me up and gave me some of those newfangled “glue stitches.”

I will never mock the Salvation Army again. Truly, I say unto you, God means business.

This entire episode got me to thinking about how klutzy I’d become lately, and I began looking for solutions. And lo—and behold—Rhea Footware contacted us about their shoes with Never Slip Technology.

Great, I thought, the time has come for clunky old lady shoes.

I took a deep breath and clicked on their website and found their shoes to be neither clunky nor old lady. I decided to give them a go on our latest adventures.

And…

Wearing my Rhea Footware in the fjords of Norway!

I never fell on my face while cruising the fjords of Norway…

Wearing my Rhea Footware in the canals of St. Petersburg

… or while playing footsie in the canals of St. Petersburg, Russia (David loves his too!).

Wearing my Rhea Footware in Denali National Park!

David even did some hiking in his across mushy tundra at Denali National Park in Alaska and never once ended up on his posterior (I just slipped put mine on to enjoy the views!). He proclaimed the boots perfectly comfortable even though they were brand new.

No need for an extended breaking-in period, in fact he even wore them on the long flights to both Alaska and Europe.

As a matter of fact, we love our Rheas so much we asked the company if they’d like to offer a 20% discount to our peeps so they may try them out too!

Use our exclusive Rhea Footwear discount coupon code by clicking here, and using GYPSYNESTER at check out.

Veronica, GypsyNester.com

A big thank you to Rhea Footwear for providing shoes that help me avoid future smiting! As always, all opinions are our own.

YOUR TURN: Did I deserve my smiting? Have YOU ever taken an epic fall? Tell us YOUR story!

French Canadian Kiss

It’s a six hour transatlantic flight from New York City to get a French fix in Paris or, if you’re more Chevrolet set than jet set, you can hop in the car and drive six hours to get our Franco fill right here in North America….

CONTINUE READING >> 

It’s a six hour transatlantic flight from New York City to get a French fix in Paris or, if you’re more Chevrolet set than jet set, you can hop in the car and drive six hours to get our Franco fill right here in North America.

Having seen much of the USA in a Chevrolet, we decided to swing by New York City to grab our daughters, The Piglet and Decibel, and head north for a whirlwind foreign adventure.

The plan — even though the plan is no plans — was to fly The Boy up from college to meet us for his 19th birthday celebration. It came off without a hitch.

Montreal is très French without being in France, in fact, it is the second largest French speaking city in the world following Paris.

After rescuing The Boy from the airport and a quick clean up from the drive, we ventured into the heart of the former capital of Canada. With the young ‘unstrailing behind, we walked a couple of blocks from our hotel to the clean, fast subway. When we popped up from underground we were surrounded by music.

What luck! To our delight we hit town during the 30th annual Jazz Fest.

The Festival International de Jazz de Montreal is one of the world’s most renowned festivals, attracting two and a half million people.

The Guinness Book officially named it the world’s largest jazz festival back in 2004. This year’s fortnight of music featured 3,000 artists from thirty
countries performing more than 650 concerts.

Two thirds of the shows were free outdoor performances that completely filled the downtown streets with summertime revelers. We were swept along from stage to stage with the crowd that had become an organism unto itself.

After chasing the gleeful The Piglet, Decibel and The Boy from concert to concert, we ducked into a Vietnamese restaurant for a late dinner and decided to call it a night to rest up for the next day’s adventures.

On a beautiful sunny summer day, the waterfront is the place to be in Montreal. The Vieux-Port (Old Port) is alive with activity. Several attractions are there along the river… cruises, jet boats, The Science Center and the original Cirque du Soleil.

We opted to skip the famous circus but were treated to a free show by the acrobatic troupe 7 Fingers just outside at the Quays of the Old Port.

This troupe is comprised of clowns and acrobats trained at Montreal’s National Circus School that have performed with Cirque du Soleil, the Cirque Eloize, Teatro Zinzanni, the Pickle Family Circus and Cirque Knie.

They were performing their amazing feats of strength and agility combined with satire and humor thoughout the summer as part of the Circus Arts Promenade. We were all completely mesmerized by these guys!

After much walking and gawking, we needed some nourishment. The choices on the riverfront are endless. From elegant dining to casual walking around food.

We were looking for a quick bite that involved chairs to rest our tired dogs.

A British style pub fit the bill perfectly. It was here that we were introduced to the famous Québécois creation, poutine.

French fries, turkey gravy and fresh cheese curds layered upon each other in an artery clogging parfait of tastiness.

Bellies filled, we heard the call of the water. Montreal is and always has been a river city. The St. Lawrence is one of Canada’s busiest and most important port connections to the Atlantic for both passengers and cargo.

We wanted to see it up close and personal… which, according to The Piglet, called for a ride on a Duck. Guided tours are not normally part of our “low to the ground” travel style, but we had to admit that a Duck ride sounded pretty fun.

The Ducks are amphibious buses that begin by touring the historic downtown area, then drive into the river and with a splash become boats.

The tour took us by the Notre Dame Cathedral where Celine Dion was married. The tour guide was very excited about this fact, it must be a Montréalaise point of pride, so we smiled and nodded and told her we just LOVED Celine — especially with long hot baths and scented candles — lest we were unceremoniously kicked off the Duck.

We continued on past the old parliament building that now serves as a mall, The Champ de Mars and the City Hall where Charles De Gaulle made his controversial “Vive le Québéc libre!” (Long live free Quebec!) speech from the balcony.

Next thing we knew we were driving along tiny back streets among the warehouses and docks, then right off the edge into the St. Lawrence River.

As a boat, the duck feels unwieldy and awkward, like it might go down any minute, but it was worth the scare (and the goofy embarrassment) to be right next to the giant ships and see Montreal from the water’s perspective.

The short cruise took us along the shores of Ile Sainte-Hélène for a view of the La Ronde amusement park and the site of the 1967 World’s Fair, Expo 67, with the stunning Biosphere and Habitat 67. Habitat 67 is a series of cubes built as a master thesis project by Moshe Sofdie.

It was designed as a ’60s example of futuristic economical urban living but, ironically, now each cube goes for $250,000 and must be bought in groups of at least five consecutive cubes. Looks like it caught on!

Back on dry land, we decided to seek some more serious sustenance. Vieux Montreal, the old town along the port, is filled with fantastic restaurants, many featuring the finest French fare this side of Paris.

We stumbled upon Le Bourlingueur on Rue St-François Xavier and could not have been more pleased. The menu is la table d’hôte, so the incredible food is served without serious wallet destruction. Plenty of reasonably priced wonderful wines are also available to wash things down.

The great meal and relaxed atmosphere were an ideal segue to a night at the Casino de Montreal. The Boy, now of legal age to partake in gambling and drinking in Montreal, and The Piglet and Decibel wanted to be a part of these rites of passage.

Mom and Dad only had to wait about a half hour before all three kids lost their shirts. Ahhhh…teachable moments. No one got drunk and we were in bed by midnight.

The next morning we dropped The Boy at the airport and took in the more sublime St. Joseph’s Oratory of Mount Royal. Towering over Montreal’s west side, this is Canada’s largest church and features the third largest domed basilica in the world. It didn’t begin that way, in 1904, Brother André Bessette built a small chapel that soon proved too modest.

A larger church was completed in 1917 to accommodate the ever growing number of pilgrims in search of miraculous healing. This was still not large enough so, to honor St. Joseph whom brother André credits for all of the healings, the basilica was constructed from 1924 through 1967.

Thousands of crutches line the walls as testimony to the cures. The believers can also garner new strength by viewing brother
Bessette’s disembodied heart on display upstairs or with one of the blessed bottles of cooking oil available for purchase in the gift shop. Small for $10.00 or the grande for 25.

Ever the uncouth one, Decibel decided to sneak a dab out of a bottle to rub on some dry skin. Nothing like some blessed Wesson to clear up the chapping.

Over 2 million visitors a year pass through this stunning structure, but to us perhaps the most striking thing about it was it’s
age, or lack thereof. The style is conspicuously modern when compared to the famous churches of Europe, especially on the
inside.

It seemed odd at first blush, but we all soon came to agreement that things need not be ancient to be very cool.

As we headed south and back to the English speaking world with a far better understanding of our uniquely French neighbors to the north.

David & Veronica, GypsyNester.com

See all of our adventures in Canada.

Cruising the Baltic and Beyond: Germany, Denmark and Norway – Live!


We’re still live and rockin’!

Chase us though an eye-opening jaunt through Berlin, a hippy colony in Copenhagen, the quaint, wooden towns of Stavanger and Bergen, and a ride in the fjords of Norway that you won’t believe… FOLLOW US LIVE >>

Written aboard the Viking Star on her voyage through Sweden, Finland, Russia, Estonia, Poland, Germany, Denmark, and Norway. Thanks to Viking Ocean Cruises for inviting us along and providing this adventure! As always, all opinions are our own.

DAY NINE: Berlin, in all Her History

See more about our time in Berlin here.

Morning: David the Train Nut is a Happy Guy!


David heaven: A train, a map, a cup of joe

Wait, Berlin is not on the sea, is it? Correct, it is over a hundred miles inland, so we take a Viking chartered, two-hour train ride into Germany’s capital where we will explore Berlin on our own.

We enter the East Berlin train station

Our first stop is at the East Side Gallery of the Berlin Wall. This is a nearly mile-long section of the Wall that has been covered with one hundred and five paintings by artists from all over the world.

We immediately gravitate to perhaps the most famous of those, a picture by Dmitri Vrubel of Leonid Brezhnev and Erich Honecker kissing.

Afternoon: Things are Beginning to Feel all too Real

From the Wall, we go to Checkpoint Charlie, the best known passage between the two German states created by the partitioning of the city at the end of World War II. After the East Germans built the wall in 1961 the allies had three crossing points: Alpha, Bravo, and Charlie.

This was the only one in the middle of the city. Unfortunately, what we see now is only a replica. In October 1990, the real guard house was removed and put on display in the Allied Museum.

See more about our time in Berlin here.

The barrier was built to keep people in, not out, after three and a half million East Germans had fled to the West between 1946 and 1961.

To stop the tide, an eight hundred and thirty-eight mile concrete border was erected.

The Berlin Wall was actually two parallel walls with a no-man’s land situated between them. We learned that towers were installed within eyeshot of each other and overseen by armed guards with orders to shoot to kill anyone who made it over the first wall.

Every morning, the dirt in the no-man’s land would be carefully raked, and if any footprints were found without a dead body nearby, the guards would be punished.

A few blocks from the checkpoint there is another section of the wall, one that is left without embellishment.

Finding the concrete surprisingly thin—and the overall height much lower than we had imagined—we look into the additional measures used to keep people from breaking through it.

In the patches where the concrete was worn we see tight interlacing of metal, making it impossible for tunneling. The top is rounded—then it was heavily greased—making it impossible to gain purchase with hands, or a ladder.

This section of the wall runs right along the place where the Gestapo and SS had their headquarters.

The buildings were completely destroyed by bombs at the end of the war, but the foundations have been used as a backdrop for a display detailing the history of repression under the Nazis.

The gravity of this site, along with the incredibly disturbing information unfolding before us, has us feeling overwhelmed and our next stop only adds to that.

Evening: We Press On

The stark reality of the Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe only increases the heaviness we are feeling.

The design of 2,711 concrete blocks of various heights is intended to show how a supposedly ordered system can lose touch with reason, but the creators also wanted the interpretation to be open to each individual.

To us it certainly captures the weight of the events that it memorializes.

We stumble upon yet another reminder of this city’s darker days just off the main street nearby, the last remaining watchtower from the days of the German Democratic Republic, better known as East Germany.

Of course, had it been actually democratic, or a republic, towers like this would not have been necessary.

In an attempt to lighten up our mood we stop for a quick bite, and in Berlin that means a currywurst.

Just as the name implies, this is a twist on the typical German sausage by smothering it with catsup and curry powder.

The snack became popular after the war as street stands began to pop up around town.

From the darker days of Berlin’s twentieth century history, we jump back to the more regal reminders of the imperial era of Prussia and Germany.

The most notable of these has to be the Brandenburg Gate.

As with almost everything in the city, the gate was damaged by bombing in World War II, but was restored at the end of the war, and again when the wall came down.

After that it became a powerful symbol of German reunification.

While walking through the heart of the city we come to Bebelplatz.

We stop at this seemingly insignificant plaza because this was the site of an infamous Nazi book burning.

A memorial is here but we have to look hard because it is easy to miss.

A window placed in the cobblestones looks down on empty bookcases that would have held the 20,000 destroyed books.

The effect is poignant, but by far the most powerful aspect of the memorial is a plaque with a scary, prophetic line from a play by one of the authors whose books were banned, Heinrich Heine.

He wrote: “Das war ein Vorspiel nur, dort wo man Bücher verbrennt, verbrennt man am Ende auch Menschen.”

Which means “That was only a prelude; where they burn books, they will in the end also burn people.”

Our train ride back to the Star was one spent in somber thought.

See more about our time in Berlin here.

DAY TEN: Mermaids, Free Spirits, and Sad Bears in Copenhagan

Morning: Hans, Weather Girls, and a short, fat, alchoholic

The Little Mermaid in Copenhagen, Denmark

Pulling into Copenhagen this morning, we dock right by a little statue that has become a symbol for the city, The Little Mermaid.

Sitting on a rock in the harbor, the bronze figure by Edvard Eriksen has been a famous tribute to Danish author Hans Christian Andersen since 1913.

From the port we make our way to Amalienborg Palace, which is actually four identical palaces surrounding an octagonal courtyard.

Amalienborg Palace in Copenhagen, Denmark

The royal family has been living on this site for about four hundred years, including the current Queen Margrethe II.

Our guide points out an equestrian statue of King Frederick V In the center of the square and explains how, even though this whole complex was his baby, it doesn’t really look like him.

It seems he wanted to be depicted as a Roman god-like emperor, when in the words of our guide, “the artist must have had quite the time of it; Frederick was a short, fat, alchoholic.”

A soldier of Amalienborg Palace in Copenhagen, Denmark

We love hilarious honesty in a tour guide!

Much like Buckingham Palace, Amalienborg is guarded day and night by Royal Life Guards.

These sentries are from an elite infantry regiment of the Danish Army, founded in 1658 by King Frederik III, and are much more than ceremonial.

When they are not wearing funny hats, they serve in a front-line combat unit.

The Weather Girls in Copenhagen, Denmark - statues the tell the weather!

Deeper into the center of town we come to City Hall Square, but unfortunately a massive reconstuction project has most of it hidden.

We do get to see The Weather Girls perched on top of the Richs building in one corner.

On a nice day, such as today, a sculpture of a girl with her bicycle rotates to the front, but when rain moves in another sculpture appears of her with an umbrella walking her dog.

Not exactly Accuweather, but fun nonetheless.

Another palace, Christiansborg Palace, is not far away. This spot has been the seat of Denmark’s government since 1167, when the first castle went up.

Unbearable statue - an impaled bear by Jens Galshiot in Copenhagen, Denmark

Two more castles and a couple of palaces later and we are looking at the home of the Danish Parliament, as well as the Prime Minister’s Office and the Supreme Court, making it the only building in the world that houses all three of a country’s branches of government.

That’s a whole lot of history, but it is a new addition to the courtyard that catches our eye, the artwork entitled Unbearable was just placed this spring.

In it an iron pipe portrays the levels of atmospheric carbon dioxide sky-rocketing into the belly of a polar bear like a spear.

The sculpture is by Jens Galschiøt, and was created in collaboration with the World Wildlife Fund.

See much more about Copenhagen!

Afternoon: A Contact High, Our Favorite Spire so far, and Some Serious Munchies

Colorful Nyhavn - Hans Christian Anderson lived in this neighborhood in Copenhagen, Denmark
We pass through colorful Nyhavn – Hans Christian Anderson lived in this neighborhood

Freetown Christiania in Copenhagen, Denmark

Breaking off from our tour group, we want to check out an area of Copenhagen that is not a part of the usual tourist programs, Christiania.

This unique oddity began back in 1971 when a group of oh, for lack of a better term, let’s call them hippies, moved into an abandoned military facility.

The counter culture squatters declared themselves an autonomous entity known as Freetown Christiania.

Freetown Christiania in Copenhagen, Denmark

It didn’t take long for a thriving cannabis trade to develop, and the business was generally tolerated and overlooked by the authorities for years.

The attitude seemed to prevail that keeping things confined to this area might not be a bad thing, but in 2004 there was a crackdown and the practice went undercover.

Now things have relaxed again, but with some odd twists that we encounter as we enter Pusher Street in what is known as the Green Light District.

Freetown Christiania in Copenhagen, Denmark

Booths are openly selling pot and hash but the proprietors are all wearing ski masks or scarves to hide their identities, and a no photos policy is strictly enforced.

Other than the somewhat dark underground feel of this small section, we find Christiania to be mostly groovy with folks enjoying the good vibes of the beautiful day while getting baked in a lovely setting.

Vor Frelsers Kirke has an outside staircase in Copenhagen, Denmark

Having dug the scene, we decide to split before we develop a serious contact high.

Besides, a very cool landmark had been guiding our path since we set out to find Christiania from across the bridge, the distinctive spire of the Vor Frelsers Kirke.

The church is just beyond the commune and tower stands out because the staircase to the top spirals around the outside.

Having found both the commune and the tower we are ready to reward ourselves with a Scandinavian lunch treat, a smørrebrød.

These are open-faced sandwiches meant to be eaten with a knife and fork.

Toppings are artistically arraigned on brown bread to create an edible work of art.

We go with chicken salad and shrimp on avocado, two classics.

Shrimp and chicken smorrebrod in Copenhagen, Denmark

See much more about Copenhagen!

DAY ELEVEN: Messin’ with the Mayor—and the Nazis in Ålborg, Denmark

Morning: Sticking your tongue out at Mr. Mayor, and Talented Pidgeons

Aalborg, Denmark

In the northern part of Denmark known as Jutland, we make a stop at Ålborg. For being Denmark’s fourth largest city, she sure has kept a small town feel. The Star docks right in the heart of town, so we simply step off the ship and find ourselves in front of the Utzon Center.

Utzon Center in Aalborg, Denmark

This captivating structure was the last building ever designed by famed architect Jørn Utzon, of Sydney-Opera-House-in-Australia fame.

Utzon grew up in Aalborg and intended the center to act not as a museum, but as a place for students of architecture to congregate and discuss ideas. Unfortunately he passed away before the project was complete, but his son Kim took the helm and finished up Dad’s vision.

Jens Bang House in Aalborg, Denmark

Moving into the city we stop by the Jens Bang House, said to be Denmark’s finest privately owned Renaissance building.

The ridiculously rich Bang, who was also a bit of an eccentric, built his home in 1624.

The story goes that he purposely put it next to city hall, where his half-brother the mayor worked, so he could maintain an ongoing feud.

Scupture of a face with its tongue sticking out in on the Jens Bang House in Aalborg, Denmark

At some point Bang upped the ante with a sculpture of his face was added on the side facing city hall, with his tongue sticking out.

No doubt that went over with a bang.

Try to get along boys.

The Budolfi Catherdral in Aalborg, Denmark

Around the corner we come to the Budolfi Cathedral, which is over six hundred years old and contains original artwork on the ceiling of the entry vestible.

Apparently the artist was unaware what a lion looked like. So he or she just jammed.

Funny lion on the ceiling of Budolfi Cathedral in Aalborg, Denmark

The town of Aalborg, Denmark used carrier pidgeons for the mail until the 1960s

Our guide points out the old post office across the plaza.

OK, nice enough building, but wait:

“See those holes up on the tower?” she asks. “Can anyone guess what they were for?”

We don’t have a clue so she explains, “carrier pigeons.”

Yup, the homing birds were used to deliver mail up until the 1960s.

We could just imagine folks up there in the tower tying little letters to little birdy legs.

Afternoon: There’s More than one way to Resist the Nazis

The Monastery of the Holy Ghost in Aalborg, Denmark where the Churchill Club fought against the Nazis

We continue on to the Monastery of the Holy Ghost, which was founded in 1451, making it the oldest social institution in Denmark.

It served as both a monastery and an abbey, and also as a hospital for some five centuries.

Our guide explains that it also had ties with the Churchill Club during World War II.

The club was a group of schoolboys from Aalborg Cathedral School who would sneak out at night to sabotage the Germans during the occupation of Denmark—on their bicycles.

Even after being caught and jailed, they still managed to escape at night and continue their covert activities before returning “home” for the day. These cheeky boys are Danish heroes now, with numerous books written about them (most recently, The Boys Who Challenged Hitler) and a movie based on their experiences.

Their exploits began a full-blown Danish resistance movement, and their hero and namesake, Winston Churchill, honored them after the war.

Vikings fight at Ålborghus Castle in Aalborg Castle, Denmark

Working our way back toward the waterfront, we come to Ålborghus Castle.

Lacking the look of a traditional castle, when King Christian III built it back in 1539 he did so intending it to be a fortification.

But no one ever showed up to attack.

It became more of a palace than a protection.

The structure does include a classic dungeon, and we squeeze and skulk around the dank, dark basement tunnels.

The creepy tunnels under Ålborghus Castle in Aalborg Castle, Denmark

The creepy tunnels under Ålborghus Castle in Aalborg Castle, Denmark

Whispering in our ears, our guide explains how one of the tiny cells was used to hold nine women who had been accused as witches back in the sixteen hundreds.

Next to the castle a group of modern day Vikings have set up a replica ancient market to show how the Norse traders lived, worked, played, and fought back in the days of yore a thousand years ago.

Oh, and drank – the mead and song is a flowin’.

The mead and wine is flowing with Vikings in Aalborg Castle, Denmark

DAY TWELEVE: Offshore Oil, Adorable Houses and Peaceful Footprints in Stavanger, Norway

Morning: Getting oily… and “the Colorful Street”:

The Viking Star docked in Stavanger, Norway

As with yesterday, once again we get to dock right in the center of the city, today in Stavanger, Norway.

We begin our exploration just a few steps away from the ship at the Norwegian Petroleum Museum.

The exhibits chronicle the history of off-shore oil operations on the Norwegian continental shelf since they began in the mid-1960s.

Model of offshore oil rig in Stavanger Norway

We walk through a timeline of models showing how drilling platforms were built as the technology progressed.

The first rigs sat on steel and concrete platforms permanently anchored to the North Sea floor, but over time flexible modern production ships and subsea systems were developed to allow exploration into deeper and deeper waters.

This can be dangerous work, as we see in a couple of the displays, with one showing the twisted wreckage of a support pipe from a platform that overturned, and another that has a real life boat open for us to crawl into.

We go inside and are shocked that it is meant to hold twenty-eight people in the cramped space.

Old flying saucer–type lifeboat used on the off-shore oil rigs in Stavanger, Norway

Proceeding through a walkway over the ocean, we enter a mockup of an off shore rig. This display shows the hand-on point-of-attack where the drilling takes place.

The oil museum in Stavanger, Norway is a replica offshore oil rig

As we leave to go back on shore we have to choose between two doors as a way to vote on whether we think that the energy industry can find a way to address and reduce carbon emissions enough to combat climate change. We both, and most of the people with us, optimistically choose the yes door.

Colorful street in a sea of white in Stavenger, Norway

As we work our way into the city, away from the pier, we walk up a street lined with brightly colored buildings in a sea of white-only-by-ordinance old wooden buildings in a historical district.

Colorful street in a sea of white in Stavenger, Norway

The cuteness factor is a happy over-the-top, and the strip has become quite a hangout with outdoor cafes being the order of the day.

When we asked what this hoppin’ little area is called, our guide simply says, “the colorful street.”

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Afternoon: Anything for the Children, and Little White Houses

Stavanger Cathedral in Norway's Oldest Cathedral

Next we stop at the Stavanger Cathedral, which is Norway’s oldest cathedral.

Construction is believed to have started around 1100, and finished about fifty years later.

That coincides with the founding of the city in 1125.

Unlike most of the old towns we have been visiting, Gamle Stavanger, or Old Stavanger, is not right on the waterfront.

Artwork dedicated to Lars H. Lende in Stavanger, Norway

Instead we walk a little way up the hill from the church, but first pause to look at a couple of whimsical statues in a small park.

The first is a giant top hat next to an anvil, with a parrot and a monkey standing by.

Our clever guide walks ahead to the next one, a man with a pair of Shetland ponies, and asks us how we think the two are connected.

Statue of Lars H. Lende in Stavanger Norway

The man is Lars H. Lende, David’s new buddy, who was renowned for his inventive ideas to make the world a better place for children.

His motto, “Alt for barna” roughly translates to “Anything for the children,” especially pony cart rides.

Gamle Stavanger, Norway

Through the gate at the end of the park we enter Gamle Stavanger, which has many of what are considered to be the best kept old wooden houses in Northern Europe.

Gamle Stavanger, Norway

What is interesting here is that after several centuries, most all of the homes are still used as private residences.

Gamle Stavanger, Norway

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Evening: How Lucky are we? A Food Fest and Footprints

Waffles in Stavanger, Norway

Our timing for our visit to Stavanger happens to be just about perfect.

We have a wonderful summer day and Gladmat, Scandinavia’s biggest food festival, is in full swing along the bay.

Over 200,000 people, or make that 200,002 including us, visit during the four days of the festival each year.

Matjes i lompe - a very traditional way of eating matjes, which is raw, slightly pickled herring, on lompe, a flat potato bread. The fish is topped with sour cream, beets, and diced onion

From the dozens of food stands and restaurants selling everything from gourmet fare to hotdogs, we decide to give some matjes i lompe a try.

This is a very traditional way of eating matjes, which is raw, slightly pickled herring, on lompe, a flat potato bread.

The fish is topped with sour cream, beets, and diced onions, then wrapped in the lompe.

While it may not be David’s new favorite food, Veronica loved it, and we can say it tastes better than it sounds.

As we wander through the festival, we stumble upon something completely unexpected, Al Gore’s foot prints. Yup, a bronze cast of the former Vice President’s bare feet is set right into the walkway along the harbor.

Footprints along the Path of Peace in Stavanger, Norway

They are part of the Path of Peace, an ongoing project by the human rights foundation Point of Peace, which incorporates the footprints of several of Nobel Prize winners and peace advocates to form a pathway along the Vågen.

Word on the street is that Bishop Desmond Tutu left his mark here too, but we can’t find it on our way back to our Viking Star.

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DAY THIRTEEN: Deep Exploration of the Fjords of Norway

Morning: Breakfast IN the Fjords

Breakfast in the Norway Fjords on the Viking Star
Breakfast outside on the Aquavit Terrace – in the fjords!

For a complete change of pace today, we will be visiting the tiny hamlet of Flåm, Norway.

The town of about four hundred people is not really the attraction here; it is the surrounding scenery that attract tourists from all over the world.

Norway Fjords on the Viking Star

The village sits at the end of the Aurlandsfjord. This is a branch of the famous Sognefjord, which is the longest in Norway.

The spectacular morning mountains rising right out of the sea make for unbelievable views from our balcony this morning.

Norway Fjords on the Viking Star

Afternoon: Seeing the Backside of the Fjords and Enjoying our Right to Roam

Beautiful Flam, Norway. The GypsyNesters

Many of the Viking Star passengers will be riding the spectacular Flåmsbana, or Flåm Railway, up the mountain to the town of Myrdal where it meets the mainline.

Obviously a good choice, since it has been dubbed “the world’s most incredible train journey” by Lonely Planet, and is on every railfan’s must ride list.

Since we did that on a previous visit here (in the wintertime, no less), we will be taking a hair-pinned-turned bus ride through the Laerdal River Valley to the Østerbø Mountain Farm.

We are fascinated to see what happens on the flipside of the fjords.

The fjord ends in Beautiful Flam, Norway

Above the Norway fjords from Flam on the road to Østerbø Fjellstove. GypsyNester.com

The trip up the incredibly steep slopes climbing from the fjord is truly a sight to see, with a constant conglomeration of towering waterfalls, beautiful lakes, impossibly long tunnels, and snowcapped peaks filling our windows.

Østerbø Fjellstove, Norway

At the top we reach the farm, Østerbø Fjellstove, next to a picturesque waterfall-fed lake nestled among the majestic mountains.

Years ago this was a year-round farm, but now it is a summer haven for city dwellers to escape for a vacation in a cabin or camping out.

Østerbø Fjellstove, Norway

Our guide explains the very Norwegian concept for camping that they call the Right to Roam, or more formally the Right of Public Access to the Wilderness.

A law passed in 1957 allowing everybody in Norway the right of access to, and passage through, any uncultivated land across the countryside.

Waffles in Norway

In practice it means that Norwegians can pitch a tent and camp almost anywhere they like, though it is based on respect for the land, and all visitors are expected to show consideration for farmers and landowners.

After a bit of exploring we head into the lodge for a snack of waffles, topped in the traditional way with sour cream and jam.

Evening: Not Gonna Lie, We’re the Luckiest People in the World Today

The Viking Star in the fjords of Norway

The sail away this evening should be one of the most breathtaking boat rides possible as we make our way back out of the Sognefjord to the North Sea.

This is the largest and best known fjord in Norway, and the second longest in the world.

It stretches well over one hundred miles inland from the ocean.

The fjords of Norway

Large ships seem like they shouldn’t fit in these tight confines, but the fjord is over four thousand feet deep in some places.

In the infinity pool aboard the Viking Star in the fjords of Norway. The GypsyNesters

In the hot tub aboard the Viking Star in the fjords of Norway. The GypsyNesters

From those depths, cliffs form the soaring shoreline towering another three thousand feet or more above the water.

So seriously, just how insanely unbelievable is it to be watching this magnificent vistas go by from the infinity pool and hot tub on the back deck of the Viking Star?

Pretty damn ridiculously unbelievably cool is our only possible answer.

Night: Get up and Dance you Dancing Queens!

To finish off our nearly perfect day the Viking Star Performers put on a tribute to ABBA as a farewell and a salute to Scandinavia’s most famous musicians. Mama Mia!

Viking Star presents Abba!

And because the sun never sets—and the fjords never end—we head to the very top of the Star to The Library to finish off our night in quiet bliss.

The Library of the Viking Star in the fjords of Norway

DAY FOURTEEN: Norway’s Harbor, Bergen

Morning: Hitting the Wharf

Bergen, Norway

For the fifth straight day we get to dock right in the middle of it all—just step off of the ship and let the serious sightseeing begin!

Barely past the end of the gangplank, we find the Bergenhus Fortress standing guard.

This was the site of the royal residence dating back nearly a thousand years, but the surviving buildings are slightly newer, from the middle of the thirteenth century.

The haakonshallen in Bergen, Norway

The Håkonshallen, named for King Haakon, is the largest structure in the complex, and though it looks like a church, it never was.

It was built as a festival hall, most likely for the wedding of the King and a Danish princess in 1261.

The Rosenkrantz tower next to it went up right after that, as Bergen was becoming a major shipping port and needed some protection.

Oddly, as time went on the canons were often not pointed out to sea but inward toward the Bryggen.

Bryggen, UNESCO World Cultural Heritage site in Bergen, Norway

The name just means wharf, but in Bergen, Bryggen became synonymous with the area along the waterfront where German traders from the Hanseatic League set up shop.

Sometimes the Norwegian authorities felt that a little firepower pointed their way would help to keep the foreigners in line.

Afternoon: What’s this Bryggen Business all About?

The Bryggen Museum in Bergen, Norway

The society of Hanseatic traders formed a city within a city, which has been restored and preserved as a UNESCO World Cultural Heritage site.

It has had to be restored because fires have ravaged the wooden warehouses on several occasions through the centuries, as we see firsthand at our next stop, the Bryggen Museum.

In the museum, we see the excavations that have revealed layer upon layer of buildings on top of the charred remains of their predecessors. After each fire the debris would be pushed into the harbor, creating new land to build on and expanding the district.

Vast collection of runic sticks in the Bryggen Museum in Bergen, Norway

Upstairs there is a fascinating exhibit of runic sticks used by the Vikings.

These were ways of sending messages by carving letters on a piece of wood.

By for our favorite, and just about everyone’s it seems, is a small note that reads, “Gyda says go home.”

We can only imagine what may have been going on but it looks like even a marauding Viking may have had a wife to answer to.

Bergen Norway's UNESCO world heritage site, Bryggen

The museum is right in the Bryggen, so we walk out and work our way through the maze of tiny alleys and walkways among the storehouses.

We begin to get a feel for what it must have been like seven hundred years ago when all of the fish and humans were piled in here on top of each other. More on the Bryggen here.

Thousands of pounds of fish were processed and shipped south from these cramped and chaotic buildings every season, and as we see when we reach the end of the Bryggen, selling fish is still a thriving business in Bergen.

Seafood at the market in Bergen, Norway

An open-air fish market has been a part of life here for hundreds of years.

We browse over booth after booth of delicious looking crab, shrimp, lobster, caviar, cod, scallops, and more, but at one the fish monger offers us a sample of something we have never seen before, smoked whale meat.

Now we know whale is not fish, but guess it must qualify as seafood.

Whale is sold at the seafood market in Bergen, Norway

Norway is one of only a handful of countries where eating it is even legal, so we figure in the spirit of trying something once , we take a tiny sample.

Not as smoky as the beaver back in Estonia, but not resembling anything tasty. It had a slight organ-y taste.

However, for reasons much more important than the taste, this is the first, and last, time we will ever eat whale. The practice of whaling is banned nearly everywhere and we don’t want to support it.

Evening: Ducking into the Alleys

The Floibanan funicular in Bergen, Norway

About two blocks up from the market is one of Norway’s most popular attractions, the Fløibanen.

This funicular railway carries people a thousand feet up to the top of Fløyen, one of the seven mountains that surround the city of Bergen.

As with the train in Flåm we have been there, done that (in the winter, nonetheless!), so we pass it by and climb the hill behind the station.

The alleys of Bergen, Norway

Earlier our guide recommended this neighborhood as his favorite part of town, and we have to say he didn’t steer us wrong.

He called the area The Alleys and we can see why.

The streets, more like paths and stairways, are mostly too narrow for cars and go up and down the steep slopes every which way.

The houses cling to the hillside in a way that makes the whole scene look almost like a cartoon. We keep climbing and are surprised to find a fairly large flat area about midway up the hill.

Huge fountain in the hills of Bergen, Norway

It strikes us as odd that this one piece of level ground anywhere to be found is taken up by a giant fountain, but on this warm, sunny day, a rarity in Bergen, lots of people are glad it is.

St. Mary's Church, the oldest building in Bergen, Norway

We try another way down since we can see the ship from up here as a homing device, and end up right in front of St. Mary’s Church.

At almost nine hundred years old, this is the oldest building in town and is the only one remaining of the twelve that were built at that time.

A far cry from the Viking Star that we have called home for over a fortnight, since she is barely over a year old, but we won’t hold her youth against her.

Quite the opposite, everything onboard went off like clockwork, with both ship and crew performing exceptionally.

This was our first time on a Viking Ocean cruise, but have found that they incorporate everything that we love about the river voyages, while adding some welcome extras such as more upscale dining choices and entertainment options.

We love it just as much as rollin’ on the river.

David & Veronica, GypsyNester.com

Written aboard the Viking Star on her voyage through Sweden, Finland, Russia, Estonia, Poland, Germany, Denmark, and Norway. Thanks to Viking Ocean Cruises for inviting us along and providing this adventure! As always, all opinions are our own.

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