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The Inexplicable Stairway to Heaven

As the legend goes, when the chapel was built without stairs up to the choir loft. Monks used ladders, but since this chapel was for nuns, a staircase was needed. Conventional stairs would take up nearly half the space in the little chapel, so the nuns decided to pray a novena for some divine assistance. On the ninth (and final) day of the devotion, a mysterious man with a few simple tools appeared and informed the sisters that he could fashion a suitable staircase, but he must be left completely alone. Locked in the chapel for three days, he finished the stairs and disappeared without asking for pay. Nobody knew who he was or where he went, so naturally …CONTINUE READING >>

Nothing says southwest like Santa Fe.

The combo of scenic mountains and mesas with the native Pueblo, Spanish and cowboy cultures defines this quadrant of the country.

The area was claimed as the “Kingdom of New Mexico”
by Francisco Vásquez de Coronado for Spain in 1540.

By the early 1600s La Villa Real de la Santa Fé de San Francisco de Asís, the Royal Village of the Holy Faith of St. Francis of Assisi, was founded and became Spain’s provincial capitol for the region.

The city kept its status as capital through Mexican independence and then statehood.

Santa Fe, New Mexico

The recommended starting point for a big dose of Santa Fe flavor is the Plaza, so naturally that’s where we headed. This is a classic colonial town square.

A small park with the usual benches, trees, monuments and gazebo, surrounded by centuries old historic buildings.

The Plaza in Santa Fe, New Mexico

We started at the original Palace of the Governors, which occupies an entire side of the Plaza.

The palace is the oldest public building in the US, dating back to 1610.

By most standards, this sprawling one story adobe residence would hardly qualify as a palace, but back in the 1600s in the frontier desert, it was the finest accommodation for hundreds of miles in any direction. Today it serves as a market place for native jewelry and artwork.

The Plaza in Santa Fe, New Mexico

Walking the perimeter of the square is an easy stroll so we continued along the Plaza’s other three sides. Traditional crap shops mingle with high-end galleries, hotels and boutiques.

In the structures where Conquistadors and cowboys once shook off the trail dust, now tourists shop for designer clothes and Jackalopes.

The Cathedral Basilica of Saint Francis in Santa Fe, New Mexico

Looming over the Plaza, The Cathedral Basilica of Saint Francis of Assisi has stood since the 1870s, but a church has occupied this spot from the earliest days of Santa Fe.

Walking up to the church we felt like we somehow warp traveled across the Atlantic into a European village.

The French-born Archbishop Lamy intentionally had the Cathedral built in Romanesque Revival style so that it would stand out from the surrounding adobe buildings.

He was highly successful in his attempt. In what seems to have been a huge event, on October 4, 2005 Pope Benedict XVI elevated the cathedral to basilica status. We don’t really know what difference that makes to the church, but it sounds pretty snazzy.

The Inexplicable Staircase of Santa Fe, New Mexico

While we were in church exploration mode, we headed a few blocks over to the Loretto Chapel. This is home to the famous “Inexplicable Staircase.”

As the legend goes, when the chapel was built without stairs up to the choir loft. Monks used ladders, but since this chapel was for nuns, a staircase was needed.

Conventional stairs would take up nearly half the space in the little chapel, so the nuns decided to pray a novena for some divine assistance.

On the ninth (and final) day of the devotion, a mysterious man with a few simple tools appeared and informed the sisters that he could fashion a suitable staircase, but he must be left completely alone.

Locked in the chapel for three days, he finished the stairs and disappeared without asking for pay. Nobody knew who he was or where he went, so naturally the nuns assumed that the carpenter was St. Joseph sent in answer to their prayers. A miracle.

At the chapel, which is privately owned these days, a recorded message plays this story on a never ending loop. Celestial choirs rise to a crescendo as the tale unfolds.

Then our narrator adds to the mystery by claiming that the design of the staircase defies physics and that no one can explain its construction.

The actual story is that the staircase was more terrifying and dangerous than miraculous. So much so the nuns had to crawl up and down it on their hands and knees until a railing was added ten years later.

The spiral design, while very unique, still falls within the laws of nature.

There even seems to be some evidence that the sisters knew who the carpenter was and kept a record of it.

One Francois-Jean “Frenchy” Rochas was actually credited as the builder in his obituary. The legend of St. Joseph appearing to the nuns didn’t crop up until decades later.

Of course now that this is a private business it pays to keep the myth alive and we made these discoveries elsewhere. Though the reality may be somewhat less than mystical, the staircase is truly magical.

The craftsmanship is superb and the finished product absolutely beautiful. Both the original stairs and the railing are gorgeous examples of fine woodworking, worth every bit of the $2.50 entrance fee.

After our believe-it-or-not experience, our minds turned to our bellies.

Imagine that!

Just off the Plaza, in an historic pueblo adobe, we found Cafe Pasqual’s. The casual cafe was named in honor of the patron saint of Mexican and New Mexican kitchens and cooks.

The intimate little dining room seats a mere fifty folks, but luckily we arrived early. Much of the seating is communal, so we joined the big table in the middle of the room and proceeded to get acquainted with our fellow guests.

As we are prone to do, we stayed on the appetizer side of the menu. The offerings at Pasquale’s are inspired by the desert southwest and the chefs try to use local ingredients whenever possible.

But as our first selection showed, some bending of this rule is necessary, since there are very few halibut swimming around in New Mexico.

The Halibut Ceviche was marvelous, and considering how well it was matched with lemongrass, avocado, jalapeños,
cucumber, tomato, and crispy tortilla triangles, maybe some of those halibuts should consider swimming up the Rio Grande.

My Tacos Barbacoa featured famous Niman Ranch beef and Chile d’Arbol Salsa. The Niman Ranch began near San Francisco, but now is a network of sustainable natural meat producers all over the country.

And yes, non hormone and antibiotic laced meat does taste better.

We continued our crawl through the menu with Pigs & Figs. Veronica can’t resist anything figgy, even if it is piggy. This tasty treat is pretty much what it sounds like, sweet figs wrapped in Applewood smoked bacon. Sweet and salty… delicious!

The cloaked little Newton fillers came on a bed of mizuna greens with balsamic vinaigrette, and topped with cabrales, the Spanish version of blue cheese.

We also gave the tamale a try. A little bit of Caribbean meets New Mexican, since the corn meal masa stuffed with green chili and Jack cheese is wrapped in a banana leaf as opposed to the traditional corn husk.

The only item that we tried in our prowl through Cafe Pasquale’s appetizer menu that wasn’t stellar was the Caesar Salad. The attempt to make it unique was a swing and a miss as far as we were concerned.

Dressing poured over whole Romaine leaves with crispy baked Parmesan on the side wasn’t bad, but didn’t hold up in comparison to some of the jammin’ Caesars we’ve experienced elsewhere. But it was more than made up for when the dessert platter arrived.

Every bit of it was delectable, but the chocolate torte with olive oil and sea salt was beyond believable.

There’s a lot of that going on today. All in all, a phenomenal evening of food and fun.

The large communal table allowed us to get to know some of the locals and enjoy good conversation while learning a little about Santa Fe. Great tidbits like, only two cities in America can claim to be older, San Juan, Puerto Rico and St. Augustine, Florida.

Albert Einstein used to hang out in the Plaza while working on the atomic bomb at nearby Los Alamos. Looney Tunes legend Chuck Jones came up with The Roadrunner & Wile E. Coyote while living here. Georgia O’Keeffe spent her later years living and working here and the Georgia O’Keeffe Museum houses a huge collection of her work.

All of this combines to make Santa Fe one of America’s coolest cities. Even better than Atchison or Topeka… we think.

David & Veronica, GypsyNester.com

Inexplicable Stairs of Santa Fe


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Portable provisions for pedestrians! Ohhhh yeah!

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Close Encounter of the New Mexican Kind

Alien City, The UFO Capital of the World, Home of the Annual UFO Festival. This is NOT the kind of place that The GypsyNesters can just pass by. Oh no, we had to stop and investigate.

The first stop of any trip to Roswell has got to be The International UFO Museum and Research Center on Main Street in the middle of town. Since opening in 1992 the museum has outgrown two locations and has plans to expand yet again.

Before the center came to town, little was known about “The Incident.” As their website proudly proclaims… CONTINUE READING >>

Alien City, The UFO Capital of the World, Home of the Annual UFO Festival.

This is NOT the kind of place that The GypsyNesters can just pass by.

Oh no, we had to stop and investigate. The first stop of any trip to Roswell has got to be The International UFO Museum and Research Center on Main Street in the middle of town.

Since opening in 1992 the museum has outgrown two locations prior to occupying the old Plains Theater, and has plans to expand yet again.

Before the center came to town, little was known about “The Incident.”

As their website proudly proclaims, there were no alien eyes on the lamp posts, no space based logos for the local car dealer and no city of Roswell logo with a spaceship before they opened up. Roswell was just an unknown dot on the map.

The International UFO Museum and Research Center proudly points out their contributions to civic growth by noting that six UFO related businesses have opened downtown.

Six hotels have been completed, and Roswell now has a Home Depot, Super Wal-Mart, Hobby Lobby, Sam’s Club, PetCo, Famous Footwear, a Chili’s and an Applebee’s just in the past eight years.

No doubt a great deal of this business comes from the curious and the down right skeptical, count us among them, but the museum maintains its position on the serious side for the UFO interested visitors.

We won’t go into a detailed description or analysis of “The Incident,” but suffice it to say that the museum has every piece of information that any human (or alien for that matter) could ever dream of.

The centerpieces of the collection are the 1947 newspapers and radio broadcasts announcing the crash of a “flying disc” and the retraction of the story the next day, word for word from a Roswell Army Air Field press release.

Somehow, overnight, the official story changed from “personnel from the field’s 509th Bomb Group had recovered a crashed flying disc from a ranch near Roswell,” to “Commanding General of the Eighth Air Force stated that, in fact, a radar-tracking balloon had been recovered by the RAAF personnel, not a flying disc.”

No wonder there are conspiracy theories.

Also prominent are eye witness accounts and expert testimonies and, perhaps most compelling, signed affidavits from some of the military personnel who were actually involved in the crash clean up.

It was getting a bit creepy in Roswell.

By the time we had finished studying the displays and information, we had some serious doubts as to the validity of the official government explanation.

We’re not saying we believe it was a UFO crash, but we’re not buying the weather balloon story either.

Beyond the exhibits about The Incident, the museum takes a turn toward the less credible. A lot of the standard, grainy, blurry and cheesy UFO photos are featured along with artwork and some very questionable “science.”

There was some fairly reasonable evidence that the Nazi war machine had developed a flying saucer referred to as a Foo Fighter.

The museum has a nifty little display that depicts what one may have looked like. Perhaps our Air Force was messing with a captured one after the war.

Personally, we like the Foo Fighter explanation more than little green men tale, oh and yes, that is where the band got their name.

Once we had absorbed the museum, it was time to check out the research center. Yeah buddy, this is where they keep the good stuff! Nothing is too farfetched or bogus to make it into this library.

Books expounding outlandish theories, incredibly questionable scientific journals and a video collection any UFOlogist (their word, not ours) would die for. Every bad Sci-Fi movie that even mentions an alien is here, many that reside on every worst movies of all time list.

For the truly serious researchers, a complete set of every  “Lost in Space” episode is included.

The scientific knowledge hidden away in those gems is priceless.

To continue our immersion into all things alien, it was time to step up the goofy a notch and walk across the street to The UFO Roswell Space Center to take a little trip through their SpaceWalk. Billed as a “walk-through blacklight art experience,” this was not to be missed.

Seriously, here’s the description direct from their brochure:“ Step into the temporal vortex field of the Paisley-Horvak TVG9000.
S

ee into Roswell’s past, when the future was beginning; then watch the future unfold, becoming a spectacular panorama of outerspace viewed from the deck of an alien starship.”

There has never been a better description of a series of glowing blacklight charged diaramas — one that even includes scenes from I Love Lucy — in the history of the universe. Oh, and one other note from the brochure, “Free Alien Money With Any Purchase.” Stop, please, I can’t take anymore!

There was absolutely no way we were ever going to top that on the goofy-cheesy scale, so we decided to take in some of the actual historical sites of Roswell. Even before the aliens got all out of control and crashed, real space age history was being made here.

In 1930, Robert Goddard, the inventor of the liquid fueled rocket, came to Roswell to pursue his experiments in rocketry. The wide open spaces were perfect for launches without endangering the public.

Often called “The Father of Modern Rocketry,” Goddard worked in secrecy here throughout the thirties, building ever larger and more sophisticated rockets until World War II diverted most of his attention to developing rocket engines to assist aircraft in takeoffs.

The Roswell Museum and Art Center, just a tad more serious as museums in Roswell go, features an entire gallery dedicated to Goddard’s work. The exhibit includes a re-creation of his workshop and many of his actual rockets, the largest of which stands outside the museum in a launch tower ready for lift off.

While Goddard was working for the war effort, German prisoners of war were being held at a camp in nearby Orchard Park.

The prisoners often were sent to work in Roswell and during one of those trips a group of POWs inlaid an iron cross with stones while paving the bank of the North Spring River.

Unhappy locals covered the cross with concrete.In the 1980s the cross was uncovered and the small park on the opposite shore became known as Iron Cross Park.

Later, in 1996, the park was renamed POW/MIA Park and displays a chunk of The Berlin Wall, donated to the city by the German Air Force.

Perhaps the confluence of the whole German military, World War II, Foo Fighters, Spacecraft, Rockets, Aliens and Roswell comes together in this one place. X, or the iron cross, marks the spot. Who knows?

It’s hard to decipher a lot of the fact from fiction in Roswell. One thing we do know, we left town no more sure about the existence of visitors from outer space than when we came here.

But no less either.

David & Veronica, GypsyNester.com

Roping For Good


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Each year Si and Cassandra Benjamin host a calf roping event in memory of their son Clint, an avid roper, that benefits the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society and the Clint Benjamin Memorial Scholarship Fund. This year, at Sheriff’s Posse Arena, six hundred and twenty five teams compete for the event’s coveted buckles and saddles. Learn more: https://www.gypsynester.com/torc.htm

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Honey, Who Are We Again?

I’ve read that one of biggest pitfalls to having kids is that couples tend to forget who they were prior to breeding (though I personally think the the loss of perky breasts is high on the list). As a Gypsy Nester, one who is looking forward to life after kids, I thought I’d share a secret.

David and I offset this pitfall with “date nights.” Admittedly, most of our date nights were spent talking about the kids, ordering soda water to get the baby puke off my little black dress and worrying that the nanny cam may have malfunctioned. Difficult as it was to apply lipstick while avoiding chocolate covered toddlers… CONTINUE READING >>

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I’ve read that one of biggest pitfalls to having kids is that couples tend to forget who they were prior to breeding (though I personally think the the loss of perky breasts is high on the list). As a Gypsy Nester, one who is looking forward to life after kids, I thought I’d share a secret.

David and I offset this pitfall with “date nights.” Admittedly, most of our date nights were spent talking about the kids, ordering soda water to get the baby puke off my little black dress and worrying that the nanny cam may have malfunctioned. Difficult as it was to apply lipstick while avoiding chocolate covered toddlers — date nights were not to be given up.

Hint for newbies: If you must bribe the tykes to stay with a babysitter, bribe them with non-chocolate type treats — they are sticky, yes, but they don’t leave stains. Also bad: Pixie Sticks, Grape Kool-aid, breast milk after an onion laden lunch.

No excuses were allowed. If there was ever an excuse to bail on a date night, David and I had it: the projectile vomiter. As an infant, one of my children could hit a rented tuxedo from a hundred feet away. No kidding.

Here’s how we avoided the flying spew: The babysitter was hired to arrive two hours before we left. Then, making a huge deal of it, we would “leave” the house. While the sitter dealt with the obligatory screaming and yelling by the kid(s), we cleverly used the diversion to sneak back in. Then we got ready.

We always made sure that the babysitter was equipped with Pixie Sticks and onion milk so we could make a clean, unnoticed exit. Not only we were able to go to the party, but we saved thousand of dollars in dry cleaning bills.

Sex on date night was mandatory (I apologize to my kids in advance, I know how gross the thought must be to you). We found that it was very important to have sex while not wearing sweats and a kid pounding on the bathroom door. Also, if the soda water worked properly, I was always at my sexiest on date night. I was also sure to wear perfume, as soda water isn’t a magic elixir.

All kidding aside, every once in awhile we were reminded about who we were as a couple. When that happened, we were sure to point it out — we made a BIG DEAL ABOUT IT. Trust me, this is really important. It showed us that now that we are about embark on our new lives as Gypsy Nesters, we have a foundation to build on and, more importantly, remember what said foundation is.

Be advised: Every once in a while a date WEEK is also necessary. It takes at least five dinners to stop talking about the kids. This is the breeding couples equivalent to the wild weekend. Remember those?

Veronica, GypsyNester.com

San Antonio Riverwalk Appy Crawl

After an all day tour of the missions of San Antonio that ended with a proper remembrance of The Alamo, we had biked up quite an appetite. Good thing that the famed Riverwalk was only a block or two away.

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Riverwalk in San Antonio, Texas

After an all day tour of the missions of San Antonio that ended with a proper remembrance of The Alamo, we had biked up quite an appetite. Good thing that the famed Riverwalk was only a block or two away.

Restaurants of every variety, along with nightclubs, hotels, bars and shops, line the banks of The San Antonio River as it runs through downtown. The riverside is beautifully landscaped with plants, trees, walkways and bridges that are romantically lit with twinkling lights after dark.

It’s almost like it was designed with a GypsyNester appy crawl in mind. In an interesting twist, this all happens below street level.

The Riverwalk, or Paseo Del Rio, was the brainchild of Robert H. H. Hugman, who hatched the idea after a devastating flood in 1921.

Hugman’s vision was to emulate a visit to Venice. He convinced city officials and business leaders that the plan would be financially beneficial, got their backing, and the dream began to take shape.

It was less than an immediate success. For decades businesses struggled to make a go of it as visitors were scarce and crime was rampant.

David’s father, who was stationed at nearby Fort Sam Houston back in the fifties, explained to us how The Riverwalk was so rough that it was off limits to Army personnel. Getting caught down there would earn a soldier a trip to the brig.

The sixties brought improvements and then in 1969, the Paseo Del Rio Association was established promoting improvement and development of The Riverwalk. They have done a fantastic job, because today this beautiful attraction pulls in nearly $800 million a year for San Antonio’s economy.

We walked down the stairs from Commerce Street to the river level and immediately ran into Boudro’s Texas Bistro — this looked like our kind of place.

To be honest, we were too hungry to go hunting any further. We took a seat right on the water and commenced to slobber over the menu. So many tempting choices for some “Texas Tapas.”

Smoked Shrimp Enchiladas, Chili Fried Oysters, Tequila Cured Salmon Bruchetta and made-at-the-table Guacamole for Two all sounded like winners, but we went with Mesquite-Grilled Quail and the Duck & Sausage Gumbo.

Little touches made Boudro’s stand out. With a charming décor that included horse blankets on the outdoor seats for cool evenings, a friendly and knowledgeable staff, and real attention to detail and presentation, we knew we were in for something special.

They even doll up the beer. David’s local favorite, Lone Star, arrived with a glass that had a salt and chili mixture rubbed on the rim. Still the food was the star of the show.

Delicious food in San Antonio, Texas

The gumbo was locally inspired, yet had classic Cajun flavor. The jalapeno sausage came from nearby Hill Country and three local peppers blended perfectly with the duck.

Served in a big bowl on a wild rice blend, this would be hard to match, but… enter the bird.

The quail, grilled to perfection on a mesquite fire, was crazy delicious. Nothing says Texas like mesquite-grilled meat, any meat, or even the carton it came in. Everything tastes good mesquite-grilled. But this bird stood out. Served with a chipolte demiglace on a bed of pepper jack grits with jalapeno chips, holy crap that’s good eatin’!

Both of these dishes were from the appetizer menu but were big and hearty enough to serve as a meal. It’s going to be mighty tough to top this, but we have all night to try and we might need every minute of it just to work up a new appetite.

We decided to walk off the first round and check out the rest of Riverwalk’s culinary choices. We passed tempting local fare, like Boudro’s, The Little Rhein Steak House and La Margarita’s.

National chains like Hard Rock Cafe, Joe’s Crab Shack and Rainforest Cafe are represented and famous names such as Pat O’Brien’s round out the options — Riverwalk could take on any craving we could conceive.

After browsing the possibilities we stopped off at Paesanos. Self described as classic Mediterranean and contemporary Italian dining, it sounded like a good choice for a vino and a bite. We have some basic rules of thumb concerning certain types of restaurants.

The salsa tells you a lot about a Mexican place, the sweet tea about a meat &three and the crust of the bread about an Italian spot. The bread at Paesanos didn’t put up any fight at all. Felt like it came out of the freezer and it turned out our whole appetizer seemed like that.

We ordered “The Sampler Selection of Three of the Most Popular Antipastos” (note to Paesano, the plural of antipasto is antipasti).

The uninspired plate plopped down before us contained two Parmesan Crusted Artichoke Hearts (greasy gut-bombs of deep-fried canned artichokes), a pile of Giant Calamari with a Duet of Sauces (horrifyingly humongous fried flat filets of sea creature not remotely resembling any calamari we’d ever seen and the sauces were — wait for it! — tartar and cocktail) and Shrimp Paesano (best of the three by far, but that simply means they were very average baked shrimp).

Good thing we had some wine to wash it down with. As often seems to be the case, this disappointment turned out to be our most expensive stop of the night.

Hoping to end the evening on a high note, we walked over to the highly acclaimed Fig Tree, widely considered to be the best on The Riverwalk. Alas we were too late.

They were closing for the night but the helpful maitre’d suggested a nearby spot just above the walk.

We took his advice and were so glad we did. Insignia turned out to be a perfect nightcap — friendly and cozy with a quirky menu.

We sat at the bar, ordered a couple drinks and the bartender, Lindsey, highly recommended the Bone Marrow Pudding with Tongue & Cheek Marmalade. Honestly, how could we turn down a dish with a name like that?

As we sipped our drinks, we waited to see if we had completely lost our minds.

To calm our nerves, Lindsey chatted us up a bit. She informed us that Insignia is located in The Fairmount Hotel, the largest building ever to be moved in one piece.

Just another quirk about this interesting place. There are drawings and photos of the big move in the hotel itself, along with Guinness Book of World Records certificate.

Before we knew it, the tongue and bone was ready. Now we’ve eaten some strange things in our GypsyNesting travels and this was right up there.

Strange until we popped a marrow pudding-n-marmalade covered piece of heaven into our mouths. The marrow is cooked down until it’s like butter, spread on toast and covered with the meaty marmalade.

Honestly, the tongue and cheek meat with the marrow is one of the best flavor combinations we’ve ever encountered.

As we were going to town on it, we started to notice — WOW was this rich! This taste sensation should be enjoyed in small quantities. Even with two of us attacking it, we had plenty.

Turns out that this anatomical dish is not on the menu, it’s offered as a special periodically and we just happened to hit the jackpot. One more reason our visit to Insignia was made memorable.

After lingering at the bar and letting things settle, we headed out, secure in the feeling that we had experienced a broad range of what San Antonio had to offer.

But we had to wonder as we looked back at The Fairmount, “how in the hell did they ever move that whole huge building?”

David & Veronica, GypsyNester.com