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SoHo Appy Crawl

We take making a meal out of appetizers very seriously. Having them at multiple restaurants is even better. For this appy crawl, in the heart of Manhattan, we enlisted help from our middle child, Decibel, the black-wearing, taxi-flagging, fast-walking, free-lancing, f-bomb-dropping, urbanite New Yorker.

Feeling generous, we asked Decibel to decide on three restaurants she’d been waiting to visit until Mom and Dad could be there to pick up the tab. She rattled off three so fast that we knew she must have been waiting for us to ask 22 to decide on three restaurants she’d been waiting to visit until Mom and Dad could be there to pick up the tab. She rattled off three so fast that we knew she must have been waiting for us to ask and next thing we knew she was at our hotel room. The girl is like the… CONTINUE READING >>

We take making a meal out of appetizers very seriously. Having them at multiple restaurants is even better.

For this appy crawl, in the heart of Manhattan, we enlisted help from our middle child, Decibel, the black-wearing, taxi-flagging, fast-walking, free-lancing, f-bomb-dropping, urbanite New Yorker.

Feeling generous, we asked Decibel to decide on three restaurants she’’d been waiting to visit until Mom and Dad could be there to pick up the tab.

She rattled off three so fast that we knew she must have been waiting for us to ask and next thing we knew she was at our hotel room. The girl is like the wind.

Before we could catch our breath, we were chasing Decibel around trendy SoHo — NYC speak for “south of Houston Street.” Attempting to take in the sights while keeping up a brisk New York gait, we were abruptly chastised by Decibel:

“”Quit looking up — you look like a tourist!””

Apparently, being a tourist is not the optimal thing.

We arrived at Aquagrill in the blink of an eye.

Aquagrill
Spring and 6th

The oysters, oh, the oysters. Veronica was in heaven. She actually wept.

We sat at the end of the bar near the oyster specialist to take in the full mollusk experience. We were handed a list of oyster choices — assuming there would be two or three –and were bowled over at the medieval scroll we were given. There had to be thirty choices!

The specialist, picking up on Veronica’s bovine look, sweetly suggested that he choose for her. And choose he did. He shucked those fat bad boys like the pro he was and whomped down a platter of the most beautiful invertebrates we’d ever tasted. We might be ruined for life.

Making our way through SoHo, past the fashionable shops and even more fashionable people, it felt like we had stumbled into a Woody Allen movie  — or perhaps “The Devil Wears Prada.” Everyone was beautiful, dressed to the nines and sporting some serious footwear!

Really? Those girls can walk that fast in those skyscraper heels?  Impressive. Lacking the will to keep up, we sauntered on to our next destination.

Lure
Prince and Mercer

Walk into Lure and experience what it was like to spend some time with the Onassis clan aboard one of their ridiculously fabulous yachts.

Wait — really — it’s a yacht in the middle of SoHo.

We sat and watched the stylish New Yorkers blaze by through the portholes–it’s seriously groovy.

It’s a boat in the middle of Manhattan, it’s called Lure, it’s obviously a seafood restaurant. If the quality of their sushi is any indication, we’re guessing that the entrée menu is to die for.

Spring Pea and White Asparagus Soup
Somehow this soup was frothy AND hot. Had hunks of shrimp (oh
the texture). We tasted mint. Loved it.

Sushi
We had the salmon sushi and the House Roll. This roll consisted of shrimp tempura and cucumber with an outer rim of spicy tuna and dollops of yummy sauce. Add the black sesame seeds in the rice and you’ve got the makings of one fine roll. Decibel deemed it “freakin’ awesome” and Decibel knows her sushi.

The stunningly huge wine list reads like a juicy romance novel. It had to be
removed from Veronica’s sweaty hands by management. We have all kinds of inappropriate adjectives we could use here, but let’s leave it at sexy, shall we?

We elected to do a bit of a digestive stroll. It led us out of SoHo proper, but still within appy crawling distance. We were fortunate enough to experience a true NYC moment. This sign was found outside a posh shop — not exactly something one would see in say, Sheboygan.

The best part?
This guy sat down at his computer, chose a font, laid it out nicely and nestled it into a protective sleeve to save it from the elements.
BRA-VO pissed off New York City bike dude!

Decibel’’s next suggestion was tapas, ba-by! A restaurant sanctioned appy  crawl if there ever was one–tapas are small portions–so order away!

Café Español
Bleeker and Thompson

Decibel walked into Café Español and immediately pegged it for a great place to go on a date. It WAS pretty cute.

The menu contains five types of sangria–white, red, cava, mango and strawberry. We tried the red and it was delicious, but
— careful — it’s very strong.

Order by the glass, just to be safe. Don’t eat the fruit if you want to be able to walk out the door unaided.

Pimientos de Piquillo
Roasted spicy sweet peppers–yeah! These were REALLY good

Spanish Olives
Wonderful combo–some stuffed with nuts or pickles. Pimentos and capers, oh so yummy.

Tortilla Espanola
Very authentic egg and potato “omelette”

Champiñones Rellenos
Mushrooms stuffed with bland bread crumbs or what tasted like bland bread crumbs anyway. Skip this one.

Vieriras en Salsa Verde
Also not good. Scallops–only fair–and the sauce was bland. Really didn’’t stand up well to the evening’s previous shellfish experiences.

Nata con Nueces
Saved the day–vanilla ice cream with a caramel ribbon topped with caramelized walnuts. Caramel. Goooood.

Also see:
The Appy Crawl Philosophy, All Appy Crawls

David & Veronica, GypsyNester.com

Big Game Hunting

Summer’s coming to an end but instead of lamenting, let’s look at the bright side. Fall is arguably the best season for doing a little GypsyNesting right in your own backyard. The cool crisp weather is perfect for hiking and biking along nearby trails and the colors are spectacular. State and County Fairs are going on all across the country and, as we learned in Hillsdale, can be a smashing good time.

For us sports fans, it’s football season. If there is a pro team nearby, the speed, the size and the… CONTINUE READING >>


Summer’s coming to an end but instead of lamenting, let’s look at the bright side. Fall is arguably the best season for doing a  little GypsyNesting right in your own backyard.

The cool crisp weather is perfect for hiking and biking along nearby trails and the colors are spectacular.  State and County Fairs are going on all across the country and, as we learned in Hillsdale, can be a smashing good time.

For us sports fans, it’s football season. If there is a pro team nearby, the
speed, the size and the spectacle of the NFL are pretty awesome, but so are the prices. Personally, I prefer leaving a sporting event with both of my arms and legs.

The local college squad can provide some topnotch talent for about half the price, unless the nearest institution of higher education is one of those football programs that has basically become professional. For sheer bang-for-your-buck it’s hard to beat good old high school football.

There’s always a high school nearby and it doesn’t need to be your Alma Mater, in fact, I think it’s better if it’s not. No reliving the old glory days, I’m just an impartial observer.

We were lucky enough to hit a homecoming game against an arch rival on a recent visit and, I can tell you, it’s tough to beat. The big game on the field. The students, in their glitter and face paint, rootin’ for the home team. And, of course, all the goofy pageantry that makes homecoming such a special event.

As the teams battled mightily on the field, we discovered the Future Farmers of America concession stand. What bargains and the money goes to a good cause.

Plus, who doesn’t want a pickle
for just a buck at the big game?

As the second quarter ended, the hometown favorites took a 14 – 10 lead into the locker room.

The half-time show began as the Homecoming King, Queen and their Court of runners-up were chauffeured around the field in open-topped Jeeps provided by the local car lot.

The three car parade came to a halt in front of the home stands to accept the wild applause and
adoration of the student body that elected them. Just seeing teenagers actually smiling was worth the three bucks we paid to get in.

The cheerleaders did a short dance to “Hey Baby” before three of them raced off to play in the marching band. As the band took the field we noticed that in addition to the  cheerleaders, another kid was not wearing the beautiful polyester quasi-military band uniform.

On closer inspection, he was wearing football pants and Under Armour. Yup, one of the players had shucked his helmet, jersey and pads, scrambled out of the locker room, donned a band hat and grabbed a trombone just in time to do some serious jamming on a Blood Sweat & Tears medley.

Talk about double duty! Just a side note… aren’t these the same songs that we played back in school band?

The epic battle continued with much back and forth and plenty of abuse heaped upon the refs. Unfortunately the home town boys gave up the lead
and lost the big game on a late touchdown by their hated rivals.

They’ll have to wait until next year, but we don’t.

See you next Friday night!

David, GypsyNester.com

Getting High in Toronto

Can a city with over 5 million residents seem open and uncrowded? It can if it’s Toronto. Canada’s largest metropolitan area is without a doubt urban, yet the feel is neither hectic nor claustrophobic. Toronto’s city planners were careful to include open and green spaces in the waterfront and surrounding business district, lending the city it’s unique feel.
In keeping with this unconfined spirit, Toronto is remarkably bicycle friendly. The city has about three hundred miles of bike paths… CONTINUE READING >>

Can a city with over 5 million residents seem open and uncrowded?

It can if it’s Toronto. Canada’s largest metropolitan area is without a doubt urban, yet the feel is neither hectic nor  claustrophobic.

Toronto’s city planners were careful to include open and green spaces in the waterfront and surrounding business district, lending the city it’s unique feel.

A big part of that atmosphere are the  urban living spaces incorporated into the city. Many have chosen to take advantage of all the city has to offer by choosing to live in condos rather than houses in the suburbs.

In keeping with this unfettered spirit, Toronto is remarkably bicycle friendly. The city has about three hundred miles of bike paths and by 2011  that amount will more than double.

Lake Ontario’s Waterfront Trail makes up a part of these. Running all the way from Niagara-on-the-Lake to the Quebec border, the trail passes directly through Toronto’s downtown.

Toronto is very much an international city with a huge variety of cultures represented. About half of the residents were not born in Canada — creating a culinary jackpot and we couldn’t resist eating our way through.
An appy crawl had to be done.

We began our savoring and cycling adventure by picking up The Waterfront Trail at The Beaches Park just east of downtown.

For the first few miles, we pedaled along the water on a wildflower strewn trail before entering the bustle of the  city’s main waterfront.

Ferries and tourist boats line the docks while incredible apartments that look like the decks of cruise ships mix with shops and restaurants overlooking the lake.

We chose a perfect spot for a brief rest, a spot of refreshment and a relaxing nibble. Wallymagoo’s has cornered THE prime  location in Toronto’s waterfront.

Even though the Great Lakes  are fresh water, something certainly seemed right about having oysters and shrimp while sitting on the dock of the bay. We were careful not to fill up, as there was more appy crawling to be done.

There are several parks along the the waterfront, our favorite being The Music Garden conceived by celebrated cellist Yo Yo Ma and landscape designer Julie Moir Messervy.

The landscaped interpretation of Bach’s First Suite for Unaccompanied Cello is a journey through the music with dances  from Spain, Germany, France and England represented in the gardens.

In the evenings, The Summer Music in the Garden Series hosts performers  from all over the world.

After riding through the park, it was time for the second leg of our appy crawl. Sticking with our seafood theme, we choose Oyshi Sushi, nestled in the heart of downtown.

Sitting at the sushi bar, we marveled at the beauty of the chef’s creations.

No detail was missed. Our fare was just as delicious as it looked, some of the best sushi we’ve had. The salmon was melt-in-your-mouth and buttery, the roe in the roll exquisite…oh yeah, and a seafood soup with life changing properties.

Toronto was turning into quite a town for us Foodies.

The Toronto skyline is completely dominated by the CN Tower, billed as  Canada’s Wonder of the World. All day it had been looming over us, taunting us, perhaps even challenging us. We had to scale it.

Built to serve as a radio and TV communication platform in 1975, at just over 1,815 feet to the top of its antenna, it was the world’s tallest free standing structure. The Tower held  this title for over 30 years.

It has since been dethroned  but this is of little consequence as you are zooming up in an elevator with a glass floor. Who thinks up these things?

Next stop, 113 stories up. The Tower is fully surrounded by windows offering a full panoramic aerial view of the Toronto and Lake Ontario. Stunning.

We leisurely finished our appy crawl at 360, the Tower’s restaurant, home of the world’s highest wine cellar (changing the definition of “cellar,” perhaps?).

We indulged in the Bruschetta  Three Ways, the first olive, second artichoke tapenade with pesto, and last an eggplant, caper and  rosemary oil. Delicious –gives new meaning to getting high and getting the munchies.

Properly fortified, we felt strong enough to gaze down through another glass floor.

Tween-aged boys were showing their bravado racing around, performing gymnastics and mugging for their nauseous parents’ cameras while an infant crawled across the two inch  thick glass without a care in the world.

We found it harder to be so cavalier stepping out on to a transparent floor a quarter mile up in the air. It goes directly contrary to all of the signals that the eyes are sending to the brain. It also makes the stomach feel somewhat unhappy.

We made our way gingerly out on to the glass. It was worth the experience but even now, we get a little queasy just thinking about it. Still, we obviously hadn’t had enough since we continued our journey up another 33 floors to the Sky Pod.

The Pod does not feature see-through floors (praise God!) but the windows face downward enough to bring on the vertigo.

They also bring on a truly spectacular view. We were graced with a beautiful sunny day so we could see all of the way across Lake Ontario, over a hundred miles.

While we were taking in the entire panorama, some water rolled off of the roof and ran past the windows.

Luckily neither of us are acrophobic because I have to say, there was something really, really freaky about watching the drops fall 1,500 feet. We decided it was time to get our feet back on the ground.

On our way back into The United States the customs agent asked
us why we had stopped in Toronto. Caught a little off guard and being a sarcastic bastard at heart, David replied “because it was there.”

That earned us a quick shake down and search. Those zany customs folks just don’t have any sense of humor, do they?

Maybe we should have told him the real best reason to stop in Toronto is because IT ROCKS!

David & Veronica, GypsyNester.com

The Chronicles of Petrolia

Who knew that there was a little taste of  Texas way up in Ontario? Yup, oil that is, black gold, Texas tea, a Canadian story ripped right from the antics of the Beverly Hillbillies.

Like Jed Clampett, the locals thought the greasy goo oozing out of the ground was just a nuisance – until some city slickers came along and wanted to pay for it, that is.

The whole story is told at The Oil Museum of Canada in Oil Springs, just South of Oil City and Petrolia, on the corner of Oil Heritage Road and Gum … CONTINUE READING >>


Who knew that there was a little taste of Texas way up in Ontario?

Yup, oil that is, black gold, Texas tea, a Canadian story  ripped right from the antics of the Beverly Hillbillies.

Like Jed Clampett, the locals thought the greasy goo oozing out of the ground was just a nuisance – until some city slickers came along and wanted to pay for it, that is.

The whole story is told at The Oil Museum of Canada in Oil  Springs, just South of Oil City and Petrolia, on the corner of Oil Heritage Road and Gum Bed Line.

By the way things are named around here, we started to get the idea that oil’s big in these parts.

So big in fact, that it’s been immortalized in the stained-glass windows at the Christ Anglican Church in Petrolia.

Yup, those panes next to Jesus, usually reserved for the saints and such,  are all filled with scenes from the nearby oil fields.

Under his feet reads “And The Rock Poured Me Out Rivers Of Oil.” We had no idea that Jesus was so into fossil fuels.

150 years ago, the few folks scratching out a living on this strip of land  between Lake Huron and Lake Erie didn’t think much of the nasty, black tar they called gum. All it was good for was ruining their land and water.

But then, in 1858, someone hatched a plan to use the gunk for asphalt to pave roads. The men started digging up the gum, standing in the awful muck, scooping it up in buckets and sending it off to the Big City where folks had use for it.

This digging of gum revealed an unexpected surprise, underneath the tar there was oil!

Back then oil was used for lamps, lubrication, paraffin, medicines and other necessities but not so much as a fuel.

The gasoline that was left over in the refining process was burned off as waste since there were not yet any internal combustion engines to use it.

All of that “waste” would come in quite handy about now, wouldn’t it?

An Oil Rush commenced and thissouthernmost section of Canada was absolutely crawling with prospectors. In fact, the first commercial oil well in North America was in this area.

Here’s where the Mother of Invention stepped in, an ingenious device called a jerker system was invented to pump oil from numerous wells at the same time using just one steam engine.

Remarkable in its complex simplicity, a maze of cables, connectors and wooden rods harnesses the power from the large engine and sends it to pumps all over the field – some of them thousands of yards away.

In fact, a working example is still in use, pumping away on the Oil Museum grounds.

The Oil Museum sits right on the site of the first well and the smell of oil literally hangs in the air. Inside the main building there are two floors of exhibits.

The first housing displays of interesting oil business and technology memorabilia. Antique oil cans, service station signs, advertisements are mixed in with diagrams and descriptions of the geology and machinery that make up the history of the oil business.

One display seemed a bit too excited about what it called “the world’s first oil spill!” The flow from this gusher decimated the area with 100,000 barrels of crude fouling the fields and water all the way to Lake St. Clair.

Now that’s something to celebrate! Not.

The main floor also includes a theater showing a short and somewhat hokey film that gives a fact filled look at the story of North America’s first oil patch through the eyes of a letter writin’ Oil Rusher’s wife.

The basement is another story (no pun intended). A strange conglomeration
of artifacts with nothing whatsoever to do with oil, or even Canada for that matter, are laid out for perusal.

Bugs and guns, a collection of eggs, scarves and clocks,  knives and spears from around the world are all displayed in glass cases and along the walls.

But, wait, there’s more — what arrangement is complete without an opium pipe, a conch shell or an elephant tooth?

The curators vaguely tied the items into the museum by pointing out that there is oil in the places where they came from and that oil men kept them as souvenirs.

For us, the most entertaining part of the museum was the Oil Springs Heritage District Driving Tour.

We drove the two mile loop on the nearby roads and found goofy life-sized dioramas of odd metal sculpted men and beasts of burden in old-timey oil  production scenes.

Each spot has its own radio frequency, so we tuned into narrations from Angus “but you can call me Slick” (get it–like “Oil Slick”) in his Texas drawl over a background of delta blues music. Of course, this IS the deep

South, of Canada, so that makes it all fit right in, eh?

Y’all come back now, y’here?

David & Veronica, GypsyNester.com

The Maple Leaf Spangled Banner

The rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air…. YEAH CANADA! What? Turns out Independence Day is not the only patriotic fireworks-laden midsummer festival in North America. Canada Day is on the 1st of July and celebrates Canada’s “birthday” with familiar cookouts, picnics, parades, fireworks and a communal cake. Cake? Of course, it’s a birthday party! We found ourselves a beauty of a celebration by the banks of the River Thames in London… Ontario that is.

We found ourselves a beauty of a celebration by the banks of the River Thames in London… Ontario… CONTINUE READING >>


Canada Day - with a mountie!

The rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air…. YEAH CANADA!

What? Turns out Independence Day is not the only patriotic fireworks-laden midsummer festival in North America.

Canada Day is on the 1st of July and celebrates Canada’s “birthday” with familiar cookouts, picnics, parades, fireworks and a communal cake.

Cake? Of course, it’s a birthday party!

We found ourselves a beauty of a celebration by the banks of the River Thames in London… Ontario that is.

Cutting the Canada Day Cake in London, Ontario!

It seems that Canada hung on with the Brits until 1867, almost one hundred years after the U.S. did. Then, with the enactment of the British North America Act and formation of Parliament, the Canadian Colonies  formed a federation that technically became a kingdom in its own right.

With typical Canadian restraint — no shots were fired — it took over a century to become fully independent. That finally happened in 1982 with the Constitution Act, however they still remain loyal to the crown.

While visiting the London on our side of the pond, we were pleased to discover there was birthday revelry going on.

Naturally, we joined in.

Our day began at a town celebration with food, fun, music and a ceremony for the swearing in of new citizens. After sampling some of the fare, we were excited to observe as citizens took the oath.

Canadians, new or old, love their country with fervent patriotism. Polling shows that fully 90% of Canadians say they live in the best place on Earth.

Like the U.S. on the 4th of July, newspapers and TV newscasts were filled with man-on-the-street interviews, flag-waiving and folks wearing maple-leaf inspired paraphernalia.

Looks like those of us in the good old U.S. of A. don’t have the market cornered on love of country, eh?

As U.S. citizens, we found the ceremony riveting as we were fairly ignorant about the politics and policies of our neighbor to the north.

A judge presided, flanked by a Royal Canadian Mounted Policeman (Mountie) in full Dudley Do-right regalia and other  officials.

There was much pontificating from His Honor and several Members of Parliament gave calls to service of their nation. Volunteerism is big in Canada.

The oath, administered in both  English and French, included a  pledge of loyalty to Elizabeth II, Queen of Canada.

Yes, Canadians view the Queen of England as THEIR queen.

As a welcome gift, each new citizen was given a tree to commemorate the occasion and help maintain the beautiful environment of their gorgeous country.

The service ended with a rousing rendition of Oh, Canada and a photo op with the Mountie (we were pretty sure that meeting the cute Mountie was why the two girls from Ireland chose to be on the Canadian team).

People from fifteen different countries, including the U.S., were sworn in that day.

At the close of the ceremony we were lucky enough to spend a few minutes chatting with Member of Parliament, Irene Mathyssen. As a representative of the New Democrats, she is extremely proud of her party’s leadership in bringing healthcare to all Canadians.

With the current debate raging in the States, it was interesting to learn more about their system. In stark contrast what the U.S. health insurance lobbyists say, the Canadian system enjoys huge popularity, with two thirds of the public consistently approving of their public health care.

The Honorable Ms. Mathyssen explained to us that even the most conservative politician in Canada would never, ever call for an end to public healthcare.

Having just witnessed people from all over the world complete the three-year process to become Canadians, we asked Ms. Mathyssen about immigration. She explained that the Canadian birthrate is in decline, so they actively seek new people in order to remain competitive in the global market.

New residents with different skills and backgrounds are needed and Canada strives to add at least 1% of the population in new citizens each year.

Cutting the Canada Day Cake in London, Ontario!

After Ms. Mathyssen presented us with Canadian flag lapel pins, it was time to partake in the gigantic Canada cake frosted up like the flag. Ours was a massive twin flavored confection. The red part of the flag was chocolate and the white vanilla, handsome AND tasty.

Speaking of the red and white parts of the flag, if you let your eye see primarily the white and use the red as a background, there are two faces — forehead to forehead — at the top of the maple leaf.

Legend has it is an Englishman and a Frenchman arguing what is best for  Canada. We can’t remember who showed this to us, we’re gonna go out on a limb and say a bartender, but he was right when he said that once you see it, you always will.

Even in the little lapel pins.

What patriotic American holiday would be complete without baseball?
American?

Yup, as Canadians are quick to remind us, America is a CONTINENT and Canada is part of it.

We caught the second half of a double header between The London Majors and the baseball version of The Toronto Maple Leafs (NOT Leaves!).

London’s Labatt Park, in the Guinness Book of World Records as “oldest
continually operating baseball grounds in the world,” dates back to 1877. Quite a piece of American baseball history. And for those who say it’s hard to define irony, try this…a ballpark named for a famous brewing company that doesn’t sell beer.

After the game, it was just a short stroll along and across the River Thames to the downtown fireworks display.

It is London, so there must be a Thames, but this one looked more like the Creek Thames or the Stream Thames or the Brook Thames than a river to us.

Still, the riverside at The Forks of The Thames is a pretty jammin’ site for
a big old patriotic fireworks hootenanny.

The display was spectacular and unlike in the U.S. the crowd watches  in reverent silence. No Lee Greenwood to turn your stomach while enjoying the show.

Just some oohs and ahhs and the occasional “YEAH CANADA!” shouted from the back of the crowd to remind us we weren’t in Kansas anymore…

David & Veronica, GypsyNester.com

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Lamb on the Lam

“All aboard for Hayward, Hurley and Hell!” the train conductors would yell. Northern Wisconsin had become a playground for gangsters, politicians and the “beautiful people” of Chicago during Prohibition and the Great Depression.

Al Capone had a hideout on a private lake near Hayward where he had bootleg whiskey flown in from Canada on seaplanes. The town of Hurley boasted… CONTINUE READING >>

“All aboard for Hayward, Hurley and Hell!” the train  conductors would yell.

Northern Wisconsin had become a playground for  gangsters, politicians and the “beautiful people” of Chicago during Prohibition and the Great Depression.

Al Capone had a hideout on a private lake near Hayward where he had bootleg whiskey flown in from Canada on seaplanes. The town of Hurley
boasted lively “soda fountains” fronting the famous brothels upstairs. Sam Giancana, Joe Saltis and Jimmy Hoffa vacationed in the area. The new movie, “Public Enemies,” starring Johnny Depp as John Dillinger portrays a raid and shoot-out in nearby Manitowish Waters that was just part of the madness in the Northwoods of the 1930s.

Things are calmer nowadays but the Turk’’s Inn, just outside of Hayward, harkens back to the heyday of supper clubs and inns tucked away amongst the lakes and trees.

Celebrating its 75th year in business, the Inn’s clientele may not be quite as colorful as it once was — and there is no longer a two hour wait for dinner — but a trip to the Inn is a jaunt through time that shouldn’’t be missed.

Opened by George “The Turk” Gogian and his wife Isabella, affectionately known only as “Mom,” the  establishment boasts rooms called the Harem Lounge, the Kismet Dining Room and the Sultan Room. The menu boasts that it’s “Overlooking the beautiful Namekagon River as if it were the Black Sea.”

Now we’ve never seen the Black Sea, but we’re pretty sure you couldn’’t  chuck a rock across it. But hey, we get what The Turk was going for.

Rich reds and dazzling golds combine with tassels, ibriks, crazy amounts of photos of the famous and infamous, quirky relics and personal heirlooms depicting the rich history of the place.
The result is a veritable museum of an bygone era.

We spent hours enthusiastically snooping around. Pictures are unceremoniously crammed in amongst the copious quantities of memorabilia. No playing favorites here.

We uncovered photos of singers, actors, politicians, sports figures and celebs like Priscilla Presley, Mickey Rooney, Dina Shore, Jim Ed Brown, several Kennedys, Russ Feingold, Thommy Thompson, Walter Mondale and Supreme Court Justice Harry Blackmun.

Anyone who’s anyone and been in the neighborhood has stopped by The Turk’’s Inn, some, with severe mugshot phobia, declined to be photographed.

At the age of 16, George The Turk left Istanbul and arrived in Philadelphia to live with an uncle. After a few years, his uncle decided George was “having too good of a time” and a marriage was arranged with Isabella, a college student in St. Paul. Isabella and The Turk were married for 55 years.

After losing a successful candy company in Philly to the Depression,  George, with twenty-five cents in his pocket, headed to Hayward and the Turk’’s Inn was born.

Today, the flat-out, hands-down finest attraction of the Inn is the daughter of George and Isabella, Marge Gogian. Most likely in her eighties  (she won’t tell), and standing well under five feet tall, Marge is a spitfire. She still runs the kitchen, makes a special appearance at every guest’s table (as her always father did) and will tell stories that will leave you wide-eyed with disbelief.

Marge has changed nothing, literally nothing. The Inn is exactly the way her dad left it. The kitchen is vintage (Marge “doesn’’t believe in microwaves“), the cash register with the handwritten “No Credit“ sign underneath (in The Turk’‘s  own hand), the bar and the tables are all original, perfectly functional and
wonderfully whimsical.

Always prepared, The Gogians (including Marge) have the bar stocked with enough booze for several Wisconsin winters and must have ordered bazillions of paper goods decades ago — the cocktail napkins, match books (strike on the FRONT cover — when is the last time you saw that?) and postcards are truly classic.
Each emblazoned with The Turk’s personal motto “Don’t worry ‘’bout

Marge says they “had quite the time in the old days.” The local sheriff kept tabs when “government men” were hanging around and kept The Turk abreast on the situation.

As a young girl, Marge would be helping out in the kitchen and remembers the “racketeers”  showing up with their entourages. She recalls being afraid only once, when a particularly menacing set of gangsters came in one evening.

Even as a child Marge had keen instincts, as later that night gunshots were exchanged in town.

In the off season, the family traveled. Marge told us of a trip she took
with her father as a teenager. They happened to be at the hotel where King Saud, founder of Saudi Arabia, was also staying.

George, never having met a stranger, chatted him up. They ending up hanging out together and a picture taken by the King’s photographer
of seventeen year old Marge is hanging on the wall in the Inn’s dining room.

In the ’60s, Marge wanted to visit Afghanistan even though Americans weren’t allowed to. The Turk’s answer was, “Why the hell do you want to go to Afghanistan?” The ever feisty Marge decided to head on over anyway. She arrived in India but was not allowed through, so she stubbornly sat at the Embassy until they relented.
The terms of her visit were that she would be escorted by “two Englishmen and a driver,” could only travel within a 50 mile radius and would have to stay in Afghanistan for two weeks to qualify for an exit visa.

Marge arrived during the holy month of Ramadan and there were no women to be seen. She remembers thinking, “what kind of place is this?” As soon as The Turk got wind of the situation, he called Bobby Kennedy.

“He put a trace on me,” laments Marge. “They knew every hotel I stayed in during my entire trip.” An exit visa was finally obtained and Marge was sent home.

George attempted to arrange a marriage for his headstrong daughter– once. The poor boy showed up in Wisconsin, and Marge put her foot down.
“I told my father to send him back where he came from,” she says with a mischievous smile. “I’’m glad I’’m not married — I’’m so fussy, but my parents were fussy and I learned that from them.”

So instead Marge went to Washington, D.C. for college. There she met John and Ted Kennedy. Later on, when invited to JFK’’s inaugural ball, Marge took her father, after some strong convincing.
The Turk was concerned about  attending, as Hayward was a “Republican  town and the Kennedys were Democrats.”

But Marge says, “Dad loved to have a good time, so he ended up going anyway. No one in Hayward cared.” Completing  college in D.C., Marge attended New York University and took the city by storm.

She became a fashion designer, stylist and modeled shoes and hats. Marge bemoans that she couldn’‘t be a fashion model because of her diminutive size. Believe you me, she was absolutely stunning.

When her father’’s health began to decline, Marge was brought back home to help out at the Turk’’s Inn and she has been there ever since.

The opulent atmosphere compliments meals fit for a sultan.

Marge still ages and hand cuts every steak on site. The pilaf is magical and the lamb legendary. The cucumber-horseradish dressing tickles your taste buds like an undulating belly dancer.

Our meal ended with the Inn’’s fresh and homemade baklava. Marge explained that she prepares her syrup with rosewater and lemon juice, so it is different and less sweet than the Greek version.

Not ready for the night the night to end, we were glad to accept when Marge invited us to try Kruškovac at the bar after  the customers left. We chatted and sipped while she and the staff cleaned up and cashed out.

Marge works hard, and expects the same from her staff. She‘s tough on them and they love her right back. After all, she and the Turk’‘s Inn are institutions.

The running joke among the employees is “half of us quit every night” but they’re back to say it again the next night.

When you visit the Turk’’s Inn, bring cash.
The Turk didn’’t take credit cards, and neither does Marge.
Remember nothing changes.
David & Veronica, GypsyNester.com

Major in Mustard at Poupon U

 Having just seen the movie “Sling Blade” on video with its classic line “Mustard’s good on ’em to me” we simply could not resist a trip to Mt. Horeb, Wisconsin and its world famous Mustard Museum.

Much to our delight, what we discovered was a confluence of cheesy tourist diversions. A veritable treasure trove of camp with metal monsters, trolls, the great outdoors and of course, mustard.

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Having just seen the movie “Sling Blade” on video with its classic line “Mustard’s good on ’em to me” we  simply could not resist a trip to Mt. Horeb, Wisconsin and its world famous Mustard Museum.

Much to our delight, what  we discovered was a confluence of cheesy tourist diversions.A veritable treasure trove of camp with metal monsters, trolls, the great outdoors and of course, mustard.

Before we even made it into town we were granted a wonderful surprise. Rounding a bend in the highway, we encountered a rolling,
attractively landscaped yard hosting giant scrap metal sculptures. Closer inspection was definitely called for.

After a few dangerous minutes gazing over the creations from the side of highway 78, we decided to pull a little way into the drive. The Tin Man of Oz fame, who doubles as a mailbox, showed us the spot. We were given a welcoming wave from the couple up by the house so we got out and walked across the little bridge to say hey.

Wally and Shirley Keller built their home and have lived in this picturesque valley in south central Wisconsin since the ’70s. After retiring in 1995, Wally began fashioning these fascinating pieces from old farm machinery — just for fun — but has since sold over a thousand of his intriguing creations.

When asked if he had any formal training in art, Wally simply smiled and replied, “Well, I can spell art.”

The Keller’s proudly showed us around, introducing us to  the enormous Nine-eyed Crown Bug, Parts Man, Temple Lion, Pegleg the Pirate and a veritable herd of  dragons and dinosaurs.
In addition to these colossal sculptures adorning the front yard, a myriad of smaller critters dwell in the garden out back.

Wally employs kinetic energy in many of his creatures, giving them interesting movement and sound. Folks in these parts have come to know the Kellers well and will special order works or drop off an unneeded hunk of scrap metal or two. Many a morning Wally wakes up to discover these late night offerings next to his workshop.

With the Tin Man in our rearview mirror, we headed out for the last few miles into the mustard Mecca. Driving into town on Main Street it quickly  became obvious that something strange was afoot. Ever feel  like  somebody’s watching you? Well, in Mt. Horeb they actually are.

Dozens of diminutive, below the bridge dwellers of all shapes and sizes — wooden trolls, metal trolls, big trolls, little trolls, painted trolls, ceramic trolls, you name it, all lining the roadway they call the Trollway.

But the main event of Mt. Horeb has got to be the Mustard Museum.  A hotdog’s best friend, a soft pretzel’s comrade, a sandwich’s  constant  companion, the condiment that never goes bad on you, when the fridge is totally empty, wait, what’s that way down in the bottom corner of the door, it’s a little crusty but it’s still good… mustard!

Right when we walked through the door it hit us. David literally said, “wow, it’s really yellow in here.” Why? Because it freaking IS.

For those who think of mustard as a plastic squeeze bottle of bright yellow goo, the Mustard Museum will give some food for thought.

Over five thousand different mustards are on exhibit in the museum and more than five hundred on sale in the shop. The shop also houses the world’s only mustard vending machine.

Mustard in tubes, cans, jars, boxes and bottles. Seven large, tiered  display cases are crammed with swanky antique mustard pots on permanent loan… just like one of them fancy big city museums.

It’s going to be quite the chore to move all of this mustard memorabilia when the museum is relocated in October.

Informative exhibits showcasing mustard in medicine, mustard’s love
affair with sports and mustard advertising through the ages line the walls.

On the medical front, it looks as though mustard, as a treatment for pulmonary diseases, snake bites and skin rashes is no longer on the forefront of the healing arts, but some folks still swear by mustard rubs and baths. Go ahead and smear on some French’s or draw a tubful of Plochman’s if you think it will help. Seems like an awful lot of squeezing but we‘ll be standing by with some pastrami at the ready.

Wanting the full mustard experience — without actually wallowing in it –we decided we must procure some for our personal consumption. We proceeded to the tasting area.

After choosing several we thought we might like, we were led to a table in the back where tiny samples of assorted mustard styles are offered on little plastic spoons. We can honestly say we’’d never had mustard straight before, silly rabbit — mustard’s a condiment.

Even David’’s weird little friend back in grade school, Donny The Mustard Eater, made sandwiches out of it — he never ate it straight up. The samples could ha’ve used a chaser.
Perhaps a bratwurst.

We took a crack at eye-watering horseradish style, tongue-burning  habanero and sickly sweet honey varieties.

We passed on the “Bite Me” and the “Smack My Ass & Call Me Sally,” but like Goldilocks, found a just right German stone ground and a not too ferocious jalapeno. Now that’s good eatin‘.

Jars safely tucked into our bag, it was off to University, Poupon U — right there in the shop. At least their swag is. With a slogan like “building character dollop by dollop” they must be good.

Ah, if only our offspring had known about Poupon U before they chose those other institutions of higher learning.

To complete our visit, we stepped into the Mustard Piece Theater. Today’s
(and everyday’s) feature: quirky old retro videos on the making of mustard mixed in with goofy celebrity sound bites. It’s great — Jonathan Winters, Joanne Worley and Woody Allen proclaiming their undying love of mustard.

As we were leaving we met the curator, author and all around wacky guy, Barry Levenson. When asked why the museum is moving from Mt. Horeb to Middleton, Wisconsin this fall, he answered, “It’s the only way to get there.”

Thanks Barry.

David & Veronica,
GypsyNester.com