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The GypsyNesters Get Married! The Story of Our Goofy Wedding

We wanted a small wedding – and thank God it was! Honestly, David wouldn’t have made it through otherwise. Just look at the body language! Have you EVER seen a more uncomfortable groom?
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The GypsyNesters get married! The story of our wedding
Just look at the body language! Have you EVER seen a more uncomfortable groom?

We wanted a small wedding – and thank God it was!

Honestly, David (we’ll call him The Beanpole) wouldn’t have made it through otherwise.

It still strikes us strange that The Beanpole, who by that time had appeared on stage in front of hundreds of thousands of people as a musician, could be so nervous.

Our ideal wedding was to get a few close friends and family together, hang out for a bit, and when we were ready, we’d walk up to the preacher and get hitched.

No drama. No fuss. Just two young people (yikes, we were young!) who were madly in love, celebrating love with loved ones. Done. Easy enough.

Do weddings ever turn out how they were originally conceived?

The GypsyNesters get married! The story of our wedding

Being the first of anyone we knew in our generation to join in matrimony — we had no idea how to go about it and no one to ask for advice.

So we walked blindly into the church closest to our house and asked what we needed to do.

The preacher was great; he offered his services and the church basement for our nuptials, then explained to us how to get a marriage certificate and a blood test.

Ohhhhhh… maybe this is where the Beanpole started getting nervous. There is no one more needle-phobic than David. We have the stories to prove it.

Here’s the one about our blood test:

Veronica (we’ll call her The Valley Girl) isn’t a big fan of getting her blood drawn either. She has no veins – or has never encountered a health care provider who could easily find one. It takes multiple jabs to draw blood from her stone.

The Beanpole and The Valley Girl had never been together in a situation where a needle made an appearance. When The Beanpole suggested that The Valley Girl go first, she noticed color draining from his face, but thought little of it and sat down with the nurse to commence the proceedings.

Like this.

We are going to refer to our nurse as Ratched, not because she was evil and conniving — she was very sweet — but because she wore the same outfit.

White dress, white hose, white shoes, and one of those special little nurse hats (is there a name for those things?) on her head.

Naw, that’s just mean, we can’t call her Ratched. Let’s call her Rachel.

Anyway, Rachel sat down next to The Valley Girl and, after multiple slaps and half-a-dozen jabs, got enough liquid for her purposes.

The Beanpole, meanwhile, was reeling, his grip on sanity ebbing as the blood pressure escalated. He must have loved The Valley Girl very much to have stayed in that room.

Nurse Rachel, concerned that The Beanpole was about to burst, instructed him to lie on the the examination table to calm down a bit. Hiding the needle from his sight, Rachel chuckles to The Valley Girl out of the side of her mouth, “I’m certainly not going to have any trouble finding his vein.”

No joke — by this time they were struggling to contain the highly-pressurized hemoglobin.

So much so that when Nurse Rachel inserted the needle, she released a veritable fountain of blood. It was like one of those scenes in the O.R. on M*A*S*H. Seriously, it looked like she had been in a car wreck or something.

The contrast of the red on her white dress was startling, who knew that could happen in real life?

The vial filled up in record time and, after mopping up, we were deemed biologically compatible. Off to a great start.

The GypsyNesters get married! The story of our wedding
Yup those are braces!

Once the big day arrived, everything started out according to plan.

We were relaxed and The Beanpole was in an especially great mood because the Green Bay Packers had just finished pummeling the semi-dreaded St. Louis Cardinals in their first playoff appearance in ten years.

When we walked up to the preacher, however, a weird change came over The Beanpole. He looked as if he wanted to bolt.

As the ceremony went on, it got worse. His knees began buckling and, after fidgeting for a while, he jammed his hands in his pockets.

He later admitted that during the ceremony he kept thinking, when are we officially married, where is the point of no return?

Hardly the romantic stuff of happily ever after.

The Valley Girl, unable to address the situation without disrupting the proceedings, did what one does when uncomfortable in church — she began a series of uncontrollable giggles.

The situation steadily devolved into sheer ridiculousness. When the preacher said, “You may kiss the bride,” The Valley Girl received a quick little peck followed by The Beanpole whispering to the preacher:

“Is it over?”

Once assured that it was, The Beanpole made a beeline for the nearest chair and plopped down. Not having thought about an exit strategy (this is why smarter couples have rehearsals!), The Valley Girl stood in place looking around confused before deciding to head over and assist her new husband.

So is it over? Not by a long shot. We’re over thirty years in and still going strong.

Go figure.

David &
Veronica, GypsyNester.com

YOUR TURN: You’ve heard our story. What’s YOURS?

Our 8 Favorite Things to do in Prague, Czech Republic


We’re asked a lot about our favorite cities, and Prague is certainly right up there!

There’s a fairy tale-like quality to the city and, like all fairy tales worth their salt, there are myths, legends, and a good dose of creepy stuff to be found… CONTINUE READING >>

We’re asked a lot about our favorite cities, and Prague is certainly right up there!

There’s a fairy tale-like quality to the city and, like all fairy tales worth their salt, there are myths, legends, and a good dose of creepy stuff to be found… CONTINUE READING >>

Prague’s Kick Astronomical Clock

Each hour a huge crowd gathers to watch this clock trot out its lively cast of characters – including death, avarice and… SEE ALL ABOUT THIS INCREDIBLE CLOCK HERE >>

Each hour a huge crowd gathers to watch this clock trot out its lively cast of characters – including death, avarice and vanity! See more about Prague’s Astronomical Clock!

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How to Help the People of Ecuador

Our hearts are breaking for the people of Ecuador. 

We felt the need to help – and want to share with you what we found in our search of ways to help in the aftermath of the devastating earthquake.

If you would like to join us, here are five suggestions

April 18, 2016

How to Help the People of Equador

Our hearts are breaking for the people of Ecuador.

We felt the need to help – and want to share with you what we found in our search of ways to help in the aftermath of the devastating earthquake.

If you would like to join us, here are five suggestions:

Ecuador Red Cross:

Go to the Ecuador Red Cross website. We feel that this is the best way to get financial help where it is most needed.

Or use the quick link to donate here:

How to help the people of Ecuador

World Vision:

World Vision is providing emergency kits and temporary shelter to earthquake victims.

UNICEF:

UNICEF is on the ground and providing water purification tablets.

By Text Message:

Help by providing supplies through Operation USA. Send AID to 50555 to give $10 now.

Text REDCROSS to 90999 to give $10 to American Red Cross Disaster Relief, which helps people affected by disasters such as hurricanes, floods, earthquakes, wildfires and tornadoes.

David & Veronica, GypsyNester.com

YOUR TURN: If you know of other ways to benefit the people of Ecuador, please let us know below.

The Dark and the Light Side of Nuremberg, Germany

The dark and the light side of Nuremberg, GermanyMost of us know the name Nuremberg, because of the trials held after World War II.

We explored the dark and Nazi side of Nuremberg but, thankfully, discovered ourselves charmed by her light side first.

To understand why the city was so significant in recent history, we had to travel back centuries earlier to learn about Nuremberg’s place as one of the Holy Roman Empire’s most important cities… CONTINUE READING >>

Thanks to Viking River Cruises for inviting us along and providing this adventure! As always, all opinions are our own. See our entire sailing here.

Nuremburg, Germany

Most of us know the name Nürnberg, or Nuremberg, because of the trials held after World War II.

We explored the dark and Nazi side of Nuremberg but, thankfully, discovered ourselves charmed by her light side first.

In order to understand why the city was so significant in 20th century history, we had to travel back centuries earlier to learn about Nuremberg’s place as one of the Holy Roman Empire’s most important cities…

Beating the Clock

The clock in Nuremberg, Germany

To get a better grip on things, we went to see a clock.

Yes, a clock. One that can turn back the hands of time.

Every day at the stroke of noon the tower of the Frauenkirche, the Church of Our Lady, in the main square comes to life to commemorate one of the most notable events in the history of the Holy Roman Empire, the Golden Bull of 1356.

No, we’re not talking a male cow here.

This bull, as in a decree sealed with a bulla, stated the rules for selecting a new emperor and mandated that the ruler must spend his first day in office in Nürnberg… and that’s no BS.

The clock in Nuremberg, Germany

In order to see the spectacle of the clock, we had to get to the church on time.

The mechanical Männleinlaufen, meaning running men, begins its song-and-dance history lesson precisely at midday and it is a one-time only event.

Luckily we made it with minutes to spare.

As the crowd was gathering we staked out a spot right in front, just before the church bells began to peal a dozen times.

Beneath the clock the Holy Roman Emperor sat between two trumpeters, and above them a drummer and several bell ringers were standing at the ready.

The clock in Neremberg, Germany

As the bells finished tolling the trumpeters raised their horns, or at least tried to.

They must have been tired, because they barely lifted them at all.

We decided to cut them some slack since they are over 500 years old. After blowing their herald, the drummer drummed and the bell ringers rang.

Then doors opened on either side of the king, allowing seven guys to come out and do a little circling around the big kahuna.

The clock in Neremberg, Germany

Those were not just any old dancing dudes; they are the seven electors who choose the new emperor.

After three laps, the doors slammed shut — end of show.

Although it might seem a bit cheesy to our twenty-first century eyes, we could only imagine how amazing the performance must have been to folks back when it was installed in 1506.

Whoa. That’s a Giant Fountain!

The sixty foot tall fountain of Nuremburg, Germany

As the crowd dispersed, we set out to explore the old town center as well.

We began with the Hauptmarkt, the large square in front of the church, and the huge sixty-foot tall fountain.

It is known only as Schöner Brunnen, which simply means beautiful fountain, however this beautiful version is actually a replica of the original from 1385.

There are forty figures adorning the fountain representing philosophy, the liberal arts, the four Evangelists, the Church Fathers, Moses, the Prophets, and the seven Prince-electors, which pretty much summed up the world as they knew it at the time of the Holy Roman Empire.

The sixty foot tall fountain of Nuremburg, Germany

The sixty foot tall fountain of Nuremburg, Germany

Pressing (and Spinning) our Luck

As with many landmarks like this, there is good luck to be gained if a task is properly performed. We located one of the two brass rings embedded in the ornate fence surrounding the fountain, and gave it a good spin.

Spinning the brass ring on the fountain in Nuremburg, Germany brings good luck!

So far so good on our ensuing good fortune — who are we to argue and say it didn’t work?

Ship of Fools in Nuremburg, Germany

Our next artistic encounter featured folks who were certainly not lucky.

At the center of a crossroads we found the Ship of Fools.

This disturbing boatload of misfits floating through the streets is based on Sebastian Brant’s 1494 satirical book, Das Narrenschiff.

We found ourselves grateful that we were experiencing a much different fate aboard the trusty Longship Odin.

Street musicians in Nuremburg, Germany

Stealing Away for a Sausage

3 im Weckla - Nuremberg's famous little sausages - GypsyNester.com

Seeking something a little more uplifting, we wandered into an open air market for a look at some of the local fare.

In Nuremberg that meant the Nürnberger Bratwürste.

These famous little sausages differ from the usual würste mainly in size, and the fact that they are always served in threes.

3 im Weckla, or Drei im Weggla — there seemed to be some variation of the spelling — were advertised everywhere, and either way three little links were ending up in a bun with some sauerkraut.

While we were more than happy to participate in this local tradition of three small sausages on a roll, we felt the need to look into the story a little deeper.

3 im Weckla - Nuremberg's famous little sausages

Since the European Union has passed legislation designating the “original Nuremberg bratwurst” as part of Bavaria’s culinary heritage, and about a billion brats are produced each year, we figured this just might be a serious subject.

They do take sausage seriously here, and strict rules must be followed during production.

Nurenburg, Germany

As so often seems to be the case, there is also a legend about the Nürnberger Rostbratwürst.

Centuries ago, a man named Hans Stromer was sentenced to life in prison.

He accepted his fate, asking only that he be allowed one brat a day.

To accommodate him, the local sausage makers began to make sausages small enough to fit through the keyhole of the jail.

Hans went on to live long enough to consume 28,000 of the little links, and we can only guess he died happy.

Tucher beer in Nuremburg, Germany
We washed our brats down with a Tucher!

The Dark Side of Nuremberg

The Zeppelinfeld in Nuremberg, Germany

Moving out of the city center we made our way over to the enormous open stadium known as the Zeppelinfeld, where the Nürnberg rallies were held during Nazi rule.

We wandered silently around the eerie grounds and — we’re not gonna lie — felt completely creeped out by being there.

The place looked straight out of those fuzzy films of Hilter’s angry speeches that we’d viewed on the History Channel.

A big part of why Hitler chose Nürnberg was because of his obsession with the Romans, and the Holy Roman Empire. In his mind he was creating a comparable realm, so the city that was of such importance to past emperors became home to six huge Nazi Party conventions.

The Zeppelinfeld in Nuremberg, Germany

The field is obviously big enough to hold several blimps, but the name is actually slightly deceiving, the only zeppelin to ever touch down on the field was back in 1909 when Ferdinand Graf von Zeppelin landed one.

Instead it was used as a parade ground and demonstration area to show off Nazi troops to the public.

The stadium became best known to those of us across the Atlantic after American troops took the city in 1945 and blew up the huge swastika that stood atop the grandstands. The event was captured on newsreel footage and became an iconic image of the end of the war.

Hall of Horrors

Hitler's hall in Nuremberg Germany

Next to the field Hitler began constructing what was planned to be the biggest indoor hall ever, the Kongresshalle, or Congress Hall.

Once the war broke out work was halted, and never resumed, but even half finished the place is huge… and creepy.

Hitler's hall in Nuremberg Germany

The entrance to Kongresshalle in Nuremburg is a spear that impales the Nazi Era building
The entrance to the museum is a spear that fully impales the Nazi Era building.

We couldn’t help but notice a cosmetic similarity to the Coliseum in Rome, but on closer inspection the beauty was only skin deep.

The structure lacks any of the classic nature, or architectural strength of the original, and comes off as a weak copy.

Still it is impressive just for the sheer size.

The entrance to Kongresshalle in Nuremburg is a spear that impales the Nazi Era building
The “spear” continues through the very heart of the building.

Since 2001, parts of the hall have been put to good use as home to the educational museum Dokumentationszentrum Reichsparteitagsgelände (Documentation Center Nazi Party Rally Grounds) featuring a permanent exhibition called Faszination und Gewalt (Fascination and Terror) concerned with the causes, connections, and consequences of Nazi Germany.

Thoughts and feelings left on the walls in

Sobering stuff no doubt, but important in light of the adage, those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

David & Veronica, GypsyNester.com

See all of our adventures in Germany!

Thanks to Viking River Cruises for inviting us along and providing this adventure! See our full Cities of Light Voyage from Paris to Prague with stops in, Luxembourg, Trier, Cochem, Heidelberg, Wurzburg, Rothenburg, and Nuremberg. As always, all opinions are our own.

YOUR TURN: Would you visit both the dark and the light side of Nuremberg?

The Inexplicable Sexy Woman Ruins of Peru

Could it be aliens from outer space?

Sacsayhuaman is pronounced very much like sexy woman if the sexy is articulated the way witchy is sung in the song Witchy Woman.

(Which proved easy to implant in our memory banks.)

And there is definitely something witchy about… CONTINUE READING >>

The Sacsayhuaman ruins in Cusco, Peru

David "models" the enormity of the stones at Sacsayhuaman
David “models” the enormity of the stones.

The name Sacsayhuaman is pronounced very much like sexy woman if the sexy is articulated the way witchy is sung in the song Witchy Woman.

(Which proved easy to implant in our memory banks.)

And there is definitely something witchy about the site.

Built as a citadel, starting in the year 1100, to overlook the city of Cusco, Peru and as a refuge for the Inca to seek surroundings safer than the palace in case of attack.

The first thing we, or anybody else, noticed was the gargantuan size of the stones used in the protective walls.

Some of the blocks weigh in at around 200 tons and they are expertly carved and placed.

The Sacsayhuaman ruins in Cusco, Peru

The huge stones of Sacsayhuaman in Cusco, Peru are fit so tightly that a piece of paper couldn't slide between them!

These behemoths were so tightly positioned that no mortar or concrete was ever used to hold them in place, yet even after hundreds of years there is not even room for a piece of paper to fit between them.

Most of the site was destroyed by the Spanish after their conquest, and the stones removed to be used in constructing new buildings down below in the city of Cusco.

Street shot in Cusco, Peru
Rock foundations in Cusco

Now only the largest rocks remain.

Our guide gives us an excellent explanation as to how the builders used the force of gravity to set the stones into each other and strengthen the structure.

Each piece is cut to fit exactly in place and distribute the weight to hold everything in place. Some of the gigantic stones have a grid laid out over them to lend a better understanding to the wonkiness.

The Sacsayhuaman ruins in Cusco, Peru
A chalkline grid shows the wonkiness of the placement of the gigantic stones.

Sacsayhuaman in Cusco, Peru

That certainly begged the question, how is it that they were not too large to be moved by the the builders, the Quechua, up to the top of the hill in the first place?

We struggled for logical explanations, some bit of evidence to help us comprehend the incomprehensible.

The facts we there; huge stones were cut out of the mountains, moved across fairly large distances and up steep hillsides, cut to precise but highly varied shapes and sizes, and then fit perfectly together using no mortar.

Sacsayhuaman in Cusco, Peru

Adding to the seemingly impossible—no tools or equipment of any kind has ever been discovered at any of the archeological sites.

Nor was our curiosity quelled by any of the theories that we had read so far.

Some speculated that the stones were cut using water, and sure, water can cut through rock. We see it every day in valleys and canyons.

Good old H2O can do a fine job cutting solid granite, except that it takes a few million years to do it.

Sacsayhuaman in Cusco, Peru

Another opinion speculates that stone tools were used, since no metal hard enough to cut granite was available at that time.

The Ruins of Sacsayhuaman in Peru

Sacsayhuaman in Cusco, Peru

The big drawback to that theory is the blocks being cut are composed of the hardest rock in the region, granite, so at best the tools would only be as strong as the blocks they were being used on.

Needless to say, we were having a hard time buying into these assumptions, and our confusion only multiplied with every new idea or theory.

We were beginning to understand why some people think aliens from outer space had something to do with it. It seemed as good of an explanation as any.

View of Cusco from the Sacsayhuaman ruins in Cusco, Peru

The Ruins of Sacsayhuaman in Peru

We scrambled up to the top and found a fantastic view of the city.

Sadly, what we didn’t find were any remnants of the once splendid temples that used to stand atop Sacsayhuaman.

Only the foundations are left. Along with a foundation of (slightly witchy) knowledge that would serve us well as we made our way through the Sacred Valley of the Incas to Machu Picchu.

David & Veronica, GypsyNester.com

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YOUR TURN: So how was this done? Could it be aliens?