On a blustery New York City morning, I executed my first face plant.
The sun had just peeked out after a torrential rain and began to form those bands of brilliant, glorious Jesus Rays streaming through the clouds.
Next thing I knew, I lay prostrated before a church in that special kind of pain that only landing square on one’s schnozz can bring, surrounded by scattered partyware glistening in the sun like a golden calf.
But I probably deserved it… CONTINUE READING
On a blustery New York City morning, I executed my first face plant.
The sun had just peeked out after a torrential rain and began to form those bands of brilliant, glorious Jesus Rays streaming through the clouds.
Next thing I knew, I lay prostrated before a church in that special kind of pain that only landing square on one’s schnozz can bring, surrounded by scattered partyware glistening in the sun like a golden calf.
But I probably deserved it… CONTINUE READING
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“Stand together to present a more intimidating mass” You mean bears aren’t cute and friendly like Smokey?
For more on Yosemite: https://www.gypsynester.com/ym.htm
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Sooooo… we’re walking in the woods, deep in Canada and come up on this sign. What exactly is out there?
Found at Lake Superior Provincial Park in Northern Ontario – see more: https://www.gypsynester.com/ontario.htm
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“Many visitors have been gored by buffalo” Some have even lost their hats and cameras.
For more on Yellowstone (with great videos!): https://www.gypsynester.com/ys.htm
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Big Brother? Ha! They’ve got God! This sign is located on The Park Service’s wonderful San Antonio Mission Trail.
More National Parks!: More National Parks!: https://www.gypsynester.com/?tag=national-park
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“This could happen to your vehicle!” … and wouldn’t your Toyota feel violated after being mounted by a bear?
More on beautiful Yosemite: https://www.gypsynester.com/ym.htm
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What’s Your Ology? Um, kids, that’s when the doctor checks out your, um, you’d better ask your parents.
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