Of course we took the cheesy Leaning Tower of Pisa photos – we think it’s a law!
as GypsyNesters — often and low to the ground — has given us
a some insight into the most efficient (and the lightest) ways
to smooth out the bumps in the road.
to go awry from time to time, so we are more than willing to share
some of our more stupid mistakes for the benefit of the greater
good (and perhaps a laugh). Here’s what we’ve learned about Italy:
Electronics In Italy
It is important to know that travel adapters do not convert the
power, they just allow the plug to fit into the outlet. So, never,
ever plug in an American device, unless it is dual voltage, directly
into a travel adapter unless you want a pyrotechnics show worthy
of an AC/DC concert (not GypsyNester approved).
You need a TRANSFORMER to convert the power. But, alas, transformers
are costly and heavy. We dragged one around for years, nicknamed
Frankie…short for Frankenstein, because of its terrifying look
and staggering heft.
and pounds of weight in your luggage by using electronics the
are dual voltage. Look at the excruciatingly small print on your
charger (usually on the “box” on the cord) or better
yet, call the manufacturer’s tech support to see if your lapto+p
is dual voltage.
If it can handle both 220 and 110, your laptop
will become your personal power station.
We use a small travel adapter and use our dual
voltage laptop to charge our cell phone, camera, I-pod
and the like via USB cords. Cool, eh?
you assemble the adapter BEFORE you plug it in. David, Mr. Read
the Instructions AFTER the Disaster, learned about this first
(smoldering) hand. Several different plug plates attach to the
body of the adapter and if you don’t attach them before plugging
in, you might get the distinct pleasure of learning what 220 volts
jolting through your body feels like. We can tell you this —
it will wake you right up! Gets the old heart a beating, that’s
for sure. Yup, now David knows what it feels like to get brought
back by the paddles of life. Clear! BZZZZZ.
Another option, if you rent a car, is an adapter
that plugs into your car’s lighter. It will convert
12 volts DC to 110 volts AC or USB. This also works back in the
States where you can run all kinds of things to distract you from
razors, hair rollers or hair dryers are dual voltage, but if they
are not, plugging it into your handy-dandy travel adapter will
involve very bad things happening, including sparks, smoke and
possibly shooting flames. To avoid this, get dual voltage appliances. Veronica’s absolute favorite travel pal is her dual
voltage travel hot rollers. She has one that weighs
practically nothing and heats up so fast it will make your hair
— Call your cell phone service people ahead of time to be
sure that your phone is Italy-friendly and what charges will be
incurred. We typically use text messages rather than phone calls
because we will inevitably end up chatting about how wonderfully
our trip is going and get hit with a elephant of a phone bill.
If you use
your phone for e-mail or internet, be sure you know how to turn
off data roaming. Manually switch it on as needed. Don’t have
your phone constantly downloading e-mail! Wean yourself down
to once a day or, better yet, check it on your laptop or at an
internet cafe. You can easily run into hundreds of dollars on
your cell bill. The scam e-mails and special body-part enlargement
offers can wait while you are on vacation!
Get a USB
cord to charge your phone. They are cheap and you can safely charge
your phone from your laptop. NEVER plug your phone directly in
an outlet, things could get ugly, fast.
— If you take tons of pics as we do, purchase an extra battery
for your camera and charge it before you leave for your trip.
They last surprisingly long. Do some home testing prior to your
Italian Adventure. Same goes for your rechargeable electric razor,
many of which will run about two weeks before running out of juice.
— These can be a trip. Up is down, down is up — sometimes they
slide in mysterious ways. Many times there is a secret button
to push and they are often not in the same room as the light that
they control (especially bathrooms). The only consistent thing
is that the are rarely the same one time to the next. Experiment
a little, relax. Learn to pee in the dark. Better yet, make a
joke of it. Italians are probably just as baffled when visiting
After lots of pulling, (swearing) pushing, (a bit more swearing)
turning (with swearing in Italian), trying the hotel phone (a whole
‘nother story) and even panicky (swearing in unknown tongues) knocking
and banging on the vile portal, then finally texting, Sir David
rode to her rescue and let her out. Good times.
Adventures in il Bagno
– Flushing situations are as varied and as strange the light
switches. Many times it’s a button on the top of the tank,
sometimes it’s two buttons (Get it? Number 1 and number 2?).
Other times it’s a cord under an elevated tank (good old gravity).
If you find yourself unable to flush a toilet,
count yourself lucky it wasn’t just a hole in the floor that you
squat over (yup, every once in a while you’ll run into one in a
public bathroom in Italy). But hey, they DO have handy nonskid foot
Showers — Sometimes water ends up all over the entire bathroom
because, for no apparent reason, shower curtains are optional in
many moderate-priced Italian hotels.
Be sure to cover, or better
yet, move the toilet paper to a safe refuge before attempting this
sort of Euro showering. Do not pull the cord in the shower unless
you feel like having the bellman scurry into save you while you
are rinsing the shampoo out of your hair, it is to signal in case
of an emergency.
— Are tricky little things. In Italy, they are mostly just little
basins, but every now and again you get the French style which
squirts a stream of water up like Old Faithful. Check out the
bidet carefully before using. There’s nothing like leaning down
to fill up the bidet and getting a face full of water.
use the bidet as a urinal — only heathens and rock-n-roll musicians
Getting your point across
a pocket dictionary — Always
carry a translation
dictionary with you. It’s helpful to be able to look things
up on the fly.
Looking up tricky words and pointing to them is
great when dealing with desk clerks, waiters, shop keepers and
Help — Really, don’t be afraid to immerse yourself in the language —
Italians are very patient and appreciate your efforts. We’ve screwed
up many times and now we have great stories to tell. A few years
back, in mixed company, David was inquiring for help with a large
blister he was having trouble with — only to find that the word
for blister and scrotum way too similar!
It’s become one
of Veronica’s favorite Italian yarns to spin.
The food is
AMAZING in Italy! Take your time, relax and enjoy as the natives
— Most hotels offer breakfast with your stay. This consists of
great coffee, wonderful bread, and sometimes meat, fruit and cheeses.
If you order coffee, expect to get a straight up espresso. Order
a cappuccino or a “long coffee” (caffe lungo) for a
more American style coffee. Decaf is usually an alternative, so
enjoy! You can always get a quick jolt of caffeine at any “bar”
along the way. If you stand up to drink it, it’s usually cheaper.
in restaurants — You are probably familiar with a lot of
what you’ll find on the menu in Italy and your pocket dictionary
comes in very handy for the rest. Food names are the first words
we learn in any new language. We are definitely adventurous eaters
when we travel but still, it’s best not to end up with the chopped
spleen when you had your heart set on ravioli.
The Basics: Italians love to eat and they do it in waves.
First, the bread and wine (or water) arrive, followed by the many
stages of the full, traditional Italian meal. Antipasti are appetizers,
usually meats and olives, peppers or other assorted gems. Next,
comes the Primo Piatti or “first plate” which is usually
pasta or risotto, then the Secondo Piatti (yup, the second plate)
of meat or fish. With your Secondo, you may order a Contorni,
or side dish, of potatoes or veggies. You’d think that should
do the job, but wait, you still need a salad. Then a dolce (sweet)
or cheese. Finally, it is nearly impossible to leave the table
without having caffe.
Before you recoil in horror at the thought of having to eat like
this at every meal, rest assured it’s only on special occasions
that all of the courses are laid out. But then, in Italy any meal
can be a special occasion. Other times you’ll have to learn to
get by on just bread, wine, mass quantities of pasta, dolce and
caffe. It’s a struggle but we soldier on.
if you a looking for a less heavy meal, feel free to order a Primo
and a side dish or salad, rather than a Secondo. This is a nice
option for vegetarians, as well.
couldn’t address eating in Italy without a few words on pizza.
Forget everything you think you know about pizza, in Italy it’s
completely different and wonderful. First, it’s an individual
experience, one person, one pie.
The thin crusted, wood baked
masterpiece is plopped down in front of you on a big old plate,
no cut up pieces here, just grab a knife and fork and dig in.
Mozzarella or tomato sauce are not always included since almost
anything and everything you can imagine is a possible topping…
from all the basics; ham, olives, pepperoni (which is peppers,
not salami, in Italy) to corn, tuna, squid and of course “con
uovo” with an egg cracked right in the middle just before
being slipped into the wood-fired oven. Perhaps pizza is the perfect
When you are
finally ready to roll out of a restaurant, you must ask for the
check as your waiter will not bring it until you indicate that
you are finished.
Really good things to know
Cards — Call your credit card company before you leave home. Let them know that
you will be traveling abroad. You don’t want to be stuck dealing
with the fraud department while on vacation!
Be sure you know how to ask for what
Trust us on this one, you don’t want to repeat our
Cobblestones — Make sure you wear comfy shoes if you
are going to be walking (though beautiful, ancient cobblestones
will wear you out — hard on feet, knees and backs). Or try out Veronica’s favorite way to combat cobblestones (seriously, it will change your life!)
heels are a no-no. You will wobble around like a drunken circus
bear. Add wine on top of that and you’ve got a dangerous situation
indeed. Veronica always carries a flat, light pair of shoes in her
bag if she wants to wear heels to dinner.
Holy Areas — Proper dress is required, no shorts, women
cannot show cleavage or bellybuttons. Be respectful. Churches
are not Disneyland.
This grape based “shooter”
very careful or you might find yourself singing “That’s Amore”
in the middle of a fountain.
Packing for Italy the GypsyNester Way
In your carry-on rolly bag
with a rolling carry-on and a briefcase/small backpack. This set up is perfect
for getting around in airports.
Once on the plane, you have
everything you need (and if your have checked luggage and it’s lost,
you are still in good shape).
Roll, don’t fold, your clothes and place them
“vertically” in your luggage. This way there is
less wrinkling and everything is easily seen.
Large zip-lock sandwich bags are our friends! For many reasons:
– Convenience. Having a bag just for travel-sized toiletries is easy and convenient for on-the-fly packing and getting though security.
– Moisture and sand. Having a small cache of baggies help keep our belongings dry and clean.
– Cord management. We always have a soft cord bag with us. Inside the bag, we separate cords into plastic baggies. Camera, phone, airplane headsets, laptop and wireless accessories all have separate baggies. Keeps cords from tangling!
On yourself — Be comfy. Jeans and a light shirt.
Your tennis or walking shoes. And to avoid swollen ankles on flights, wear these. Carry your coat with you since
it makes a handy pillow or a much better blanket than the static-y
little wads of nothing they hand out on the plane. You can also
use your carry-on/briefcase configuration as a coat rack.
Don’t wear anything that will set off the metal detector. It’s just
not worth having to take out earrings, remove belts and jewelry,
or to get strip searched because you have some fabulous beading
sewn onto your clothes. That stuff is terribly uncomfortable on
the plane, as well. Keep it simple. All the dolled up people on
the plane will be incredibly jealous of you when you arrive in Italy,
rested and ready to rock!
In your checked bag — For the items you can’t carry on,
use a rolling, medium-sized check bag. We use only one for the both
of us. In the spring and fall or anytime the weather is unpredictable,
bring leggings (they can go under your jeans too!), boots and a open front sweater or hoodie.
toiletries items in plastic ziplocked bags (hotels generally provide
soap and shampoo, but we always bring hair conditioner and face
wash). Include a purse or daypack and a pair of heels/dress shoes. Top it off
with a sheet of paper with your contact information in case your
luggage tags disappear and snap a quick pic with your phone. Again, RELAX, you can always buy hairspray
or a toothbrush in Italy!
Don’t check anything you are going to absolutely need, like prescriptions. Make sure you leave lots of extra room to bring back souvenirs from
The GypsyNester One Trip Rule — Don’t leave
luggage lying about. Stick with a strict one trip rule.
Whether it’s from the hotel lobby to your hotel room or baggage
claim to your rental car, the ability to move all of your belongings
in one trip makes life so much easier.
On the Plane
We LOVE our
travel neck pillow. Takes up very little space in your carry-on,
and is really easy to blow up. We are fully aware that travel
pillows look like your dog’s “cone of shame” when you
are wearing it, but really, what’s the point of arriving in Italy
with your neck killing you? We also use ours to prop up our laptop
to a reasonable height on our tray table.
It’s also great for
trains, automobiles, hotel rooms and back rubs. Hoarding airline pillows is also good move — it’s every
man for himself! One can never really have
too many pillows now can one?
Scope out your surroundings. If the plane is not very full, grab
as many consecutively empty seats as you can. Eat your dinner, watch the movie, then lift up those armrests
and stretch out!
On the way
home, make sure you use a sleep mask, as the sun never goes down
and you’ll be kicking yourself for not having one. Especially
if you had one of those going away celebrations the night before
that involved singing and fountains.
Or a leaning tower of grappa.
David & Veronica,
YOUR TURN: Did we help you any? Do you have any travel misadventures to share?