Traveling in Italy: A GypsyNester Guide

Traveling as GypsyNesters — often and low to the ground — has given us a some insight into the most efficient (and the lightest) ways to smooth out the bumps in the road. We know that things tend to go awry from time to time, so we are more than willing to share some of our more stupid mistakes for the benefit of the greater good (and perhaps a laugh). Here’s what we’ve learned about Italy:

Electronics in Italy:

The electrical system in Italy — and throughout… CONTINUE READING >>

Holding up the leaning tower of Pisa with one finger!
Of course we took the cheesy Leaning Tower of Pisa photos – we think it’s a law!

Traveling
as GypsyNesters — often and low to the ground — has given us
a some insight into the most efficient (and the lightest) ways
to smooth out the bumps in the road.

Things tend
to go awry from time to time, so we are more than willing to share
some of our more stupid mistakes for the benefit of the greater
good (and perhaps a laugh). Here’s what we’ve learned about Italy:

Electronics In Italy

The very Italian outlet that shocked David because he didn't put the adapter together prior to using

The
electrical system in Italy — and throughout Europe — delivers
220 volts, which is double the amount we are used to in
the States. Also, the outlets differ from country to country.
You will need an adapter to be able to plug anything in.
But, WAIT. Don’t just start plugging things willy-nilly
into that adapter.

It is important to know that travel adapters do not convert the
power, they just allow the plug to fit into the outlet. So, never,
ever plug in an American device, unless it is dual voltage, directly
into a travel adapter unless you want a pyrotechnics show worthy
of an AC/DC concert (not GypsyNester approved).

You need a TRANSFORMER to convert the power. But, alas, transformers
are costly and heavy. We dragged one around for years, nicknamed
Frankie…short for Frankenstein, because of its terrifying look
and staggering heft.

Save money
and pounds of weight in your luggage by using electronics the
GypsyNester way:

Most laptops
are dual voltage. Look at the excruciatingly small print on your
charger (usually on the “box” on the cord) or better
yet, call the manufacturer’s tech support to see if your lapto+p
is dual voltage.

If it can handle both 220 and 110, your laptop
will become your personal power station.

We use a small travel adapter and use our dual
voltage laptop to charge our cell phone, camera, I-pod
and the like via USB cords. Cool, eh?

Make sure
you assemble the adapter BEFORE you plug it in. David, Mr. Read
the Instructions AFTER the Disaster, learned about this first
(smoldering) hand. Several different plug plates attach to the
body of the adapter and if you don’t attach them before plugging
in, you might get the distinct pleasure of learning what 220 volts
jolting through your body feels like. We can tell you this —
it will wake you right up! Gets the old heart a beating, that’s
for sure. Yup, now David knows what it feels like to get brought
back by the paddles of life. Clear! BZZZZZ.

Another option, if you rent a car, is an adapter
that plugs into your car’s lighter. It will convert
12 volts DC to 110 volts AC or USB. This also works back in the
States where you can run all kinds of things to distract you from
your driving.

See more about driving in Italy

Some electric
razors, hair rollers or hair dryers are dual voltage, but if they
are not, plugging it into your handy-dandy travel adapter will
involve very bad things happening, including sparks, smoke and
possibly shooting flames. To avoid this, get dual voltage appliances. Veronica’s absolute favorite travel pal is her dual
voltage travel hot rollers. She has one that weighs
practically nothing and heats up so fast it will make your hair
curl!

See all of our adventures in Italy!

Cell phones
Call your cell phone service people ahead of time to be
sure that your phone is Italy-friendly and what charges will be
incurred. We typically use text messages rather than phone calls
because we will inevitably end up chatting about how wonderfully
our trip is going and get hit with a elephant of a phone bill.

If you use
your phone for e-mail or internet, be sure you know how to turn
off data roaming. Manually switch it on as needed. Don’t have
your phone constantly downloading e-mail!
Wean yourself down
to once a day or, better yet, check it on your laptop or at an
internet cafe. You can easily run into hundreds of dollars on
your cell bill. The scam e-mails and special body-part enlargement
offers can wait while you are on vacation!

Get a USB
cord to charge your phone. They are cheap and you can safely charge
your phone from your laptop. NEVER plug your phone directly in
an outlet, things could get ugly, fast.

Cameras
If you take tons of pics as we do, purchase an extra battery
for your camera and charge it before you leave for your trip.
They last surprisingly long. Do some home testing prior to your
Italian Adventure. Same goes for your rechargeable electric razor,
many of which will run about two weeks before running out of juice.

Light Switches
— These can be a trip. Up is down, down is up — sometimes they
slide in mysterious ways. Many times there is a secret button
to push and they are often not in the same room as the light that
they control (especially bathrooms). The only consistent thing
is that the are rarely the same one time to the next. Experiment
a little, relax. Learn to pee in the dark. Better yet, make a
joke of it. Italians are probably just as baffled when visiting
the States.

See all of our adventures in Italy!

Locks:

The door configuration that kept Veronica locked in her hotel room for a full hour

One
would think that this would be a no brainer, but Veronica
spent an hour trapped in a hotel room when she could have
been eating pizza, seeing Pisa or ANYTHING ELSE.
These locks can be menacing.

In the
States the knob turns and the button in the middle, if pushed,
locks the door, right? Now get this — this hotel door is
ALWAYS locked — the knob does not turn at all. In order
to open this door one must pull on the knob while PUSHING
in the button to unlock it. The little dial underneath it
turns and clicks, locking the deadbolt and adding to the
confusion.

After lots of pulling, (swearing) pushing, (a bit more swearing)
turning (with swearing in Italian), trying the hotel phone (a whole
‘nother story) and even panicky (swearing in unknown tongues) knocking
and banging on the vile portal, then finally texting, Sir David
rode to her rescue and let her out. Good times.

Adventures in il Bagno

Toilets
– Flushing situations are as varied and as strange the light
switches. Many times it’s a button on the top of the tank,
sometimes it’s two buttons (Get it? Number 1 and number 2?).
Other times it’s a cord under an elevated tank (good old gravity).

If you find yourself unable to flush a toilet,
count yourself lucky it wasn’t just a hole in the floor that you
squat over (yup, every once in a while you’ll run into one in a
public bathroom in Italy). But hey, they DO have handy nonskid foot
pads.

Showers — Sometimes water ends up all over the entire bathroom
because, for no apparent reason, shower curtains are optional in
many moderate-priced Italian hotels.

Be sure to cover, or better
yet, move the toilet paper to a safe refuge before attempting this
sort of Euro showering. Do not pull the cord in the shower unless
you feel like having the bellman scurry into save you while you
are rinsing the shampoo out of your hair, it is to signal in case
of an emergency.

Bidets
— Are tricky little things. In Italy, they are mostly just little
basins, but every now and again you get the French style which
squirts a stream of water up like Old Faithful. Check out the
bidet carefully before using. There’s nothing like leaning down
to fill up the bidet and getting a face full of water.

Also, don’t
use the bidet as a urinal — only heathens and rock-n-roll musicians
do that.

See all of our adventures in Italy!

Getting your point across

Carry
a pocket dictionary
Always
carry a translation
dictionary with you. It’s helpful to be able to look things
up on the fly.

Looking up tricky words and pointing to them is
great when dealing with desk clerks, waiters, shop keepers and
taxi drivers.

Language
Help
Really, don’t be afraid to immerse yourself in the language —
Italians are very patient and appreciate your efforts. We’ve screwed
up many times and now we have great stories to tell. A few years
back, in mixed company, David was inquiring for help with a large
blister he was having trouble with — only to find that the word
for blister and scrotum way too similar!

It’s become one
of Veronica’s favorite Italian yarns to spin.

Food

The food is
AMAZING in Italy! Take your time, relax and enjoy as the natives
do.

Breakfast
— Most hotels offer breakfast with your stay. This consists of
great coffee, wonderful bread, and sometimes meat, fruit and cheeses.

If you order coffee, expect to get a straight up espresso. Order
a cappuccino or a “long coffee” (caffe lungo) for a
more American style coffee. Decaf is usually an alternative, so
enjoy! You can always get a quick jolt of caffeine at any “bar”
along the way. If you stand up to drink it, it’s usually cheaper.

Ordering
in restaurants
— You are probably familiar with a lot of
what you’ll find on the menu in Italy and your pocket dictionary
comes in very handy for the rest. Food names are the first words
we learn in any new language. We are definitely adventurous eaters
when we travel but still, it’s best not to end up with the chopped
spleen when you had your heart set on ravioli.

The Basics: Italians love to eat and they do it in waves.
First, the bread and wine (or water) arrive, followed by the many
stages of the full, traditional Italian meal. Antipasti are appetizers,
usually meats and olives, peppers or other assorted gems. Next,
comes the Primo Piatti or “first plate” which is usually
pasta or risotto, then the Secondo Piatti (yup, the second plate)
of meat or fish. With your Secondo, you may order a Contorni,
or side dish, of potatoes or veggies. You’d think that should
do the job, but wait, you still need a salad. Then a dolce (sweet)
or cheese. Finally, it is nearly impossible to leave the table
without having caffe.

Before you recoil in horror at the thought of having to eat like
this at every meal, rest assured it’s only on special occasions
that all of the courses are laid out. But then, in Italy any meal
can be a special occasion. Other times you’ll have to learn to
get by on just bread, wine, mass quantities of pasta, dolce and
caffe. It’s a struggle but we soldier on.

Joking aside,
if you a looking for a less heavy meal, feel free to order a Primo
and a side dish or salad, rather than a Secondo. This is a nice
option for vegetarians, as well.

Pizza of the Sea!

We really
couldn’t address eating in Italy without a few words on pizza.
Forget everything you think you know about pizza, in Italy it’s
completely different and wonderful. First, it’s an individual
experience, one person, one pie.

The thin crusted, wood baked
masterpiece is plopped down in front of you on a big old plate,
no cut up pieces here, just grab a knife and fork and dig in.

Mozzarella or tomato sauce are not always included since almost
anything and everything you can imagine is a possible topping…
from all the basics; ham, olives, pepperoni (which is peppers,
not salami, in Italy) to corn, tuna, squid and of course “con
uovo” with an egg cracked right in the middle just before
being slipped into the wood-fired oven. Perhaps pizza is the perfect
provision.

When you are
finally ready to roll out of a restaurant, you must ask for the
check as your waiter will not bring it until you indicate that
you are finished.

Really good things to know

Credit
Cards
— Call your credit card company before you leave home. Let them know that
you will be traveling abroad. You don’t want to be stuck dealing
with the fraud department while on vacation!

Pharmacies
— Look for the signs with the green or red crosses that say
“Farmacia.”

Be sure you know how to ask for what
you want (or at least be able to point to it in your translation
dictionary) before you arrive at the pharmacy. In Italy,
everything is behind the counter, so you need to know how
to ask.

Trust us on this one, you don’t want to repeat our
famous “finding an enema through hand gestures in a crowded
Farmacia in Rome” story!

Cobblestones — Make sure you wear comfy shoes if you
are going to be walking (though beautiful, ancient cobblestones
will wear you out — hard on feet, knees and backs). Or try out Veronica’s favorite way to combat cobblestones (seriously, it will change your life!)

Also, high
heels are a no-no. You will wobble around like a drunken circus
bear. Add wine on top of that and you’ve got a dangerous situation
indeed. Veronica always carries a flat, light pair of shoes in her
bag if she wants to wear heels to dinner.

Visiting
Holy Areas
— Proper dress is required, no shorts, women
cannot show cleavage or bellybuttons. Be respectful. Churches
are not Disneyland.

Grappa
— Grappa is dangerous stuff. Then again, you can always
keep some handy in case you run out of gas. It’s the smoothest
rocket fuel we’ve ever tasted.

This grape based “shooter”
is a traditional Italian after dinner drink. It varies greatly
in quality from wonderfully
smooth to FIAT fuel but it is all really, really strong.

Be very,
very careful or you might find yourself singing “That’s Amore”
in the middle of a fountain.

Packing for Italy the GypsyNester Way

Packing for Italy - Roll your clothes!

In your carry-on rolly bag

Start
with a rolling carry-on and a briefcase/small backpack. This set up is perfect
for getting around in airports.

Once on the plane, you have
everything you need (and if your have checked luggage and it’s lost,
you are still in good shape).

Roll, don’t fold, your clothes and place them
“vertically” in your luggage. This way there is
less wrinkling and everything is easily seen.

In
your briefcase/backback
— Electronics, tickets
and passport, important documents, prescriptions (in original
bottles, with medication name and your name clearly printed),
books, sleep mask, travel
pillow, lip balm (planes are DRY!), gum, snacks (bought
BEFORE you get to the airport!), hair and tooth brushes
and a flat travel-sized pack of baby wipes.

Pull
your handle on your rolling carry-on bag to its highest
position, then affix your briefcase or backpack on top, wrapping the
shoulder strap around the carry-on handle. It all rolls
along very nicely.

Packing for South America - large zip-lock sandwich bags our your friend!

Large zip-lock sandwich bags are our friends! For many reasons:

Convenience. Having a bag just for travel-sized toiletries is easy and convenient for on-the-fly packing and getting though security.

Moisture and sand. Having a small cache of baggies help keep our belongings dry and clean.

Cord management. We always have a soft cord bag with us. Inside the bag, we separate cords into plastic baggies. Camera, phone, airplane headsets, laptop and wireless accessories all have separate baggies. Keeps cords from tangling!

On yourself — Be comfy. Jeans and a light shirt.
Your tennis or walking shoes. And to avoid swollen ankles on flights, wear these. Carry your coat with you since
it makes a handy pillow or a much better blanket than the static-y
little wads of nothing they hand out on the plane. You can also
use your carry-on/briefcase configuration as a coat rack.

Don’t wear anything that will set off the metal detector. It’s just
not worth having to take out earrings, remove belts and jewelry,
or to get strip searched because you have some fabulous beading
sewn onto your clothes. That stuff is terribly uncomfortable on
the plane, as well. Keep it simple. All the dolled up people on
the plane will be incredibly jealous of you when you arrive in Italy,
rested and ready to rock!

In your checked bag — For the items you can’t carry on,
use a rolling, medium-sized check bag. We use only one for the both
of us. In the spring and fall or anytime the weather is unpredictable,
bring leggings (they can go under your jeans too!), boots and a open front sweater or hoodie.

Pack large
toiletries items in plastic ziplocked bags (hotels generally provide
soap and shampoo, but we always bring hair conditioner and face
wash). Include a purse or daypack and a pair of heels/dress shoes. Top it off
with a sheet of paper with your contact information in case your
luggage tags disappear and snap a quick pic with your phone. Again, RELAX, you can always buy hairspray
or a toothbrush in Italy!

Don’t check anything you are going to absolutely need, like prescriptions. Make sure you leave lots of extra room to bring back souvenirs from
your trip.

The GypsyNester One Trip Rule — Don’t leave
luggage lying about. Stick with a strict one trip rule.
Whether it’s from the hotel lobby to your hotel room or baggage
claim to your rental car, the ability to move all of your belongings
in one trip makes life so much easier.

The Forum in Rome, Italy
Check out our Roman Holiday!

On the Plane

We LOVE our
inflatable
travel neck pillow. Takes up very little space in your carry-on,
and is really easy to blow up. We are fully aware that travel
pillows look like your dog’s “cone of shame” when you
are wearing it, but really, what’s the point of arriving in Italy
with your neck killing you? We also use ours to prop up our laptop
to a reasonable height on our tray table.

It’s also great for
trains, automobiles, hotel rooms and back rubs. Hoarding airline pillows is also good move — it’s every
man for himself! One can never really have
too many pillows now can one?

Scope out your surroundings. If the plane is not very full, grab
as many consecutively empty seats as you can. Eat your dinner, watch the movie, then lift up those armrests
and stretch out!

Trying to "sleep" on an airplane

On the way
home, make sure you use a sleep mask, as the sun never goes down
and you’ll be kicking yourself for not having one. Especially
if you had one of those going away celebrations the night before
that involved singing and fountains.

The leaning tower of grappa!

Or a leaning tower of grappa.

David & Veronica,
GypsyNester.com

Learn more about how we pack and our always-adhered-to “One Trip Rule”!

See all of our adventures in Italy!

YOUR TURN: Did we help you any? Do you have any travel misadventures to share?

15 thoughts on “Traveling in Italy: A GypsyNester Guide”

  1. Hi – thanks for the tips! We are going to Italy soon and the one thing I’m nervous about is the kids pickpocketing. And I hear you can be too mean to them or you will be arrested. What is that all about! Don’t they have juvie over there! LOL

    1. We have spent a lot of time in Italy, heard a lot about pick pockets, but never really seen it, certainly not from little kids. Doesn’t mean it couldn’t happen but don’t think it’s a big problem. As with traveling anywhere, stay alert, protect your belongings, and stay around other people… you’ll be fine. Have a great trip!

  2. Veronica & David,

    Don’t know if you will get this since I am commenting on an older post, but we just got back from our trek through the French, Italian and Swiss Alps. No cable cars for us (unfortunately), just straight up for 3-4 hours, then straight down again (over and over). No way we could have properly trained for this excursion though we did hike at home as much as possible (living at close to sea level and only having 600-700 foot ascents). But we made it through 7 days of up and down and witnessed the MOST amazing scenery imaginable! We even stayed at Elena refuge; the next morning we continued up the mountain to (and beyond) the Grand Col Ferret on the Italian/Swiss border and on to La Fouly, eventually winding up back in the Chamonix Valley, from whence we began.
    Truly cannot believe we actually did a 7 day trek through the Alps at ages 53 and 61. My husband was the oldest on the trek; the youngest was a really sweet 7-year old from Belgium.
    Thanks so much for your insights before we left and please keep blogging…I really love your posts!

    Amy

  3. OH FORGOT TO TELL YOU – TRY TO VISIT “ELBA” END OF SEPTEMBER – END OF SEASON!
    WONDERFUL ISLAND! WORTH GOING THERE … GOOD WINE AND WINE FESTIVAL END OF SEPTEMBER,BEGINNING OF OCTOBER! THEY DECORATE SMALL VILLAGES IN THE MOUNTAINS BEAUTIFULLY WITH ORIGINAL TOOLS FROM 100-200 YEARS BACK IN HISTORY, STRAW IN THE NARROW LITTLE STREETS, DUCKS AND CHICKEN, PIGS ON THE STREETS TOO! JUST AMAZING! … A SINGING CONTEST OF THE PEOPLE WHO WORK IN THE WINERIES.
    THIS ALL IS IS FOR THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE THERE – NO TOURIST ATTRACTION!

    LOVE KRIS

  4. realized how i MISS EUROPE – ITALY … when i read your article! BRAVO!

    send you my love and hope to read more of your adventures soon!

    bug hug from california – originally from munich 😉 closer to italy than the usa!

    kris

  5. To me culture shock in Italy was the toilets! It was the first time I’d seen a stand up toilet, and they were hard to get used to.

    The best Italian food I ever had was in a little town in Northern Italy (not far from Venice, but off the tourist path). It was in a restaurant in an old hotel (which had no shower curtain in the bathroom).

    Don’t remember what I ate since it was so long ago but it was something with pasta, homemade, and delicious.

  6. David and Veronica,
    Your help couldn’t have come at a better time!. My husband and I will be going on a trek in the Italian, Swiss and French Alps in early August and I had thought all I needed was an adaptor to charge our camera batteries. Since we will be backpacking, I will now leave all things tech at home (no I don’t want to risk a thunderstorm on my Mac) except the mini camera and take plenty of batteries!
    BTW, thanks also for the wonderful pics from Courmayeur. That is where we will begin our trek around Mont Blanc!

    Amy

  7. Popped over from Donna Hull’s article on tech – just wanted to say I love your idea of using the laptop to charge everything else. I just checked and my iMac is dual. Thanks for being so descriptive, too – with your help, I have high hopes of avoiding my own ‘electrifying’ moment.

  8. Thanks for such a comprehensive (and entertaining) article on traveling to Italy. My husband I will be taking a road trip in northern Italy this fall. You’ve already helped us avoid several pitfalls, although it robbed us of entertaining stories to tell over a glass of wine.

  9. LOLROTF! This is the best and funniest essay on travel in Italy I’ve read. It’s so good, I wish I’d written it myself. I must add my own famous story, now nearly 40 years old, about a trip to the farmacia.

    I was a college student traveling with my boyfriend, and Italian-American who knew some Italian, mostly what he’d heard from his Italian family and some college-level language classes. His vocabulary did not include the word for “suppositories.” So when we walked into the nearly empty farmacia and he began trying to explain his needs to the pharmacist, he wasn’t being understood. The pharmacist asked him what hurt. His head? His stomach? Soon they had eliminated all of the body parts my boyfriend knew in proper Italian. During this exchange, a several patrons had entered the store and had queued up behind us. By now my boyfriend was exasperated and blurted out the only word he knew that would explain his plight. What he said to the pharmacist was, “Mi fa male il culo!” which literally means, “My asshole hurts!” There was a gasp of disgust and some snickers from the folks behind us, and then the pharmacist smiled. From behind the counter he produced a box of Preparation H! Yes, it is a good idea to always have a dictionary in such instances.

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