Bling Me Back to Graceland, Home of the King

Graceland in Memphis, Tennessee

were married on Elvis’ birthday. Hold on there big fellah,
it was just a coincidence.

I didn’t even realize it until
I woke up in a champagne haze, with the TV still blaring on
our wedding night.

I knew the Fates
had conspired when I half-opened one eye and saw there on the news,
thousands of fans lined up to worship outside the gates at the temple
of Elvis, Graceland in Memphis, Tennessee.

The wedding of Elvis and Pricilla Presley

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I have a deep
appreciation for all things Elvis, first and foremost his music.

The early stuff was genuinely ground-breaking, classic Rock &
Roll and some of the later Vegas-era tunes were also

The King of Rock & Roll may never have threatened
to walk off with an Oscar but hey, who doesn’t like it when an
Elvis movie pops up on your TV in the middle of the night or on
some rainy Saturday afternoon

The Heartbreak Hotel Restaurant at Elvis' Graceland in Memphis, Tennessee

C’mon, good clean campy 60’s fun
with the star speeding his brains out on “medicine”
while bursting into song every five minutes.

Hollywood’s starlet
du jour fighting the Elvis magnetism, but in the end, falling
head over heals for him and then joining in for a duet.

The gates to Graceland in Memphis, Tennessee

Yup, formula
script writing and songwriting to die for. No academy awards here
but a Spinout, Roustabout, Clambake of a good time.

The clothes,
the cars, the airplanes… he was great at the whole star power
lifestyle, with a hillbilly twist, and Graceland was a huge part
of that.

I had wanted to see Graceland for decades,
and now the end is near, I did it my way.

Graffitti on the walls outside Graceland in Memphis, Tennessee

doesn’t just walk through the famous gates of Graceland –oh
no — one must be bussed the five hundred or so feet from the
ticket booth across Elvis Presley Boulevard.

Not knowing that,
we just headed up the driveway
like we were family.

Getting stopped gave us a chance to check out
the graffiti on the wall by the gates before going across to get
tickets. People from all over the world have etched in their reminiscences,
best wishes or just their moniker for posterity.

Once tickets
were procured, we were properly herded aboard the bus and instructed
to switch on the recorded tour in the provided headsets. Let me
add here that Lance LeGault, (The A-Team’s Col. Decker) who narrates
the excursion, is perfect. His deep baritone voice took me back
to the days of Rex Allen saying “All you add is love”
for Purina Dog Chow.

The living room in Graceland in Memphis, Tennessee

Lance knows his stuff, he was there. He appeared
in three of The King’s films, working as his stunt double and
taking on minor roles. Look close, that’s Lance sitting on the
side of the stage playing tambourine in the ’68 comeback special.

tacky opulence hit the moment we walked through Graceland’s
front door. These first rooms are actually the most tastefully
decorated in the mansion.

The living room looked as
if Liberace played the inside of I Dream of Jeannie’s bottle.

The bathroom in Graceland in Memphis, Tennessee

the entry hall, the dining room decor could best be described
as early Southern grandma.

But hands down, the highlight of
these first few rooms has to be Mama’s purple poodle bathroom.
We craned our heads around the doorway as far as we could
to get a good look.

Headed down
the hall, past the conventional kitchen, into the heart of The
King’s lair, the feel of the house shifted from southern comfort
to Hillbilly Cat.

The TV room in Graceland in Memphis, Tennessee

living area has a bar — Elvis liked to entertain. The groovy,
mod style TV / target practice (when something displeasing
to The King came on one of the sets) room, all yellow and
black with mirrored ceilings set the tempo.

E had heard that Lyndon Johnson had three sets to watch the news
on all three networks at once so… three sets, no waiting on the
firing line.

The Billard room in Elvis's Graceland, Memphis, Tennessee

game room was magnificent, with colorful, patterned, pleated
Indian-inspired fabric covered the walls, pillows AND the

Tiffany-style lights hover over the billiard

Knickknacks that couldn’t possibly be conducive
to a game of pool adorn the room.

The Jungle room in Elvis's Graceland, Memphis, Tennessee

the infamous Jungle Room.

The King goes green shag carpet native —
on the floors and, oh yeah, the ceiling.

Tiki tacky barely
begins to describe this conglomeration. Rock-A Hula! Blue
Hawaii must have really rubbed off on E.

A colorfully lit
fountain cascades down an entire
stone wall and the furniture is unbelievably, well, let’s just call
it Paradise, Hawaiian Style.

The sign on the door of Vernon Presley's office  in Elvis's Graceland, Memphis, Tennessee

the inside of the house, we see Vernon Presley’s office. Vernon
was Elvis’ daddy and ran the business affairs from an office
right on the grounds of Graceland.

The sign on the door pretty
much sums up his business attitude:



A rather distrubing Elvis doll at Graceland, Memphis Tennessee

the office we proceeded through a long hallway filled with
memorabilia. Gold records, movie posters, photos, clothes, awards and a rather disturbing doll lined the walls.

I found it interesting that none of the three
Grammy awards given to The King of Rock & Roll were for
Rock & Roll.

He won them all in the Gospel Music category.

It also struck me that all of the suits, even the later Viva
Las Vegas models, seemed to be tailored for the earlier, skinny

The Grave of Elvis Presley at Graceland, Memphis Tennessee

We finished
up in the Meditation Garden, which Elvis built for quiet reflection
back in the sixties, but due to security issues at the Forest
Hill Cemetery, now serves as the Presley family private cemetery.

Here we see the final resting places of daddy Vernon, mama Gladys,
grandmother Minnie May, a memorial to twin brother Jessie Garon
and, of course, Elvis.

With the tour
of Graceland complete, we headed back across Elvis Presley Boulevard
into the sea of swag offered to the pilgrims. In amongst the shops
disguised as attractions is the car museum. Definitely worth a

Elvis Presley's Rolls Royce Silver Clouds

For all the
jokes about his taste in decorating choices of Graceland, Elvis
certainly had good taste in cars. As Rock & Roll royalty,
The King had to have a couple of Rolls Royce Silver Clouds, but
also a 1975 Ferrari Dino, a ’62 Lincoln Continental, a Mercedes
limo and a convertible 280 SL (for Priscilla) from back before
most Americans knew what a Mercedes was.

Elvis Presley's 1973 Stutz Blackhawk

There are also two Stutz Blackhawks in the collection. One, a
1971 model, is the first Stutz ever brought into the United States.
The other, a ’73, the last car that Elvis ever drove. Of course
Cadillac was his favorite and there are a couple of great ones

Elvis Presley's pink 1955 Cadillac Fleetwood

The ’55 pink
Fleetwood makes your basic Mary Kay model look like nothing but
a hound dog…

Elvis Presley's 1956 Cadillac El Dorado

…but I must say, the 1956 purple El Dorado convertible
is as good as it gets. It massively screams cool and you could
make at least three Toyotas from the steel in this Detroit classic.

Weird Elvis souvenirs at Graceland in Memphis Tennessee

$3000 dollar replica jumpsuit at Elvis' Graceland in Memphis, Tennessee

browsing through several more of the “attractions”
and passing up treasures like the $275 Elvis and Priscilla
dolls, the $210 incredibly tacky watch, the $319 purse and
flask set and a most tempting $3,300 replica jumpsuit, we
decided it was time to see the Lisa Marie.

A faux airport gate entrance leads to the “Elvis Fan
Detector” security checkpoint and then up the jetway
to board The King’s “Flying Graceland” he named after his daughter, the Lisa Marie.

This Lisa Marie is a former Delta
Airlines Convair 880, which was a state-of-the-art, long-range
jumbo jet for its day and is the best preserved
of the few remaining 880’s.

Elvis's plane, the Lisa Marie, at Graceland in Memphis, Tennessee

Gold fixtures and sink basin in Elvis' Lisa Marie airplane at Graceland, Memphis, Tennessee

interior is set up with a lounge area up front, then a corporate
style meeting room, both with the mandatory wet bars, and
finally Elvis’ private quarters aft.

The stateroom includes
a king sized bed (what else?) with the FAA required seatbelt
across it and a private dressing
room / bathroom complete with 24 karat gold plated fixtures and
sink. The gold plating is sort of a theme running throughout the
aircraft, right down to the seatbelt buckles.

It was
obvious, as we were leaving the grounds, that the spirit
of The King never left the building. He lives on in each
new generation, as embodied by the Little Elvis we passed
as he headed out for a trip aboard the Lisa Marie.

Little Boy dressed at Elvis headed out to the Lisa Marie!

you, thank you very much.


See all of our adventures in Tennessee!

YOUR TURN: Do you love Elvis as much as I do? Would you make a pilgrimage to see the King at Graceland?

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