Ahhhhhh… Christmas. The most wonderful time of the year.
Nothing gets us in the spirit of the season more than tuning into the all-Christmas music station and wallowing in the warmth.
Classics from Bing, Judy and Nat fit the bill for cockle-warming, but then a real clunker will pop in to remind us that not all holiday songs are classics.
We understand that radio stations have a limited playlist from which to choose, and snafus are inevitable. For example, we recently heard back-to-back versions of Santa Claus is Coming to Town while awaiting the drill in the dentist’s office.
While Michael Jackson and Bruce Springsteen vocally duking it out over the Big Man’s visit may be a tiny bit off-putting, nothing stops our holiday spirit dead in its tracks like a truly horrid Christmas song.
Our most recent family holiday get-together found us gathered around the radio. Brenda Lee, followed by Burl Ives, lent their joyous voices to our celebration, but things took a turn when a real clunker reared its ugly head.
This prompted a wildly fun discussion.
Just what is the worst Christmas song ever? Everyone offered numerous contenders.
Sometimes great artists have bad ideas and put in strong candidates for the title of worst holiday music ever and, in other instances, even the greatest singers can’t save a horrible piece of song writing.
And sometimes there’s just no explanation.
“…and the sun is red, like a pumpkin head…” Seriously? The sarcasm runs deep during this fabulous performance.
Wonderful Christmas Time
We love Sir Paul, but just hearing these synthesizers pop in is enough to burst anyone’s holiday bubble.
Home for the Holidays
Yes, it’s a classic, but it’s like two songs. Have you actually listened to the bizarre geography lesson lyrics in the verse? “I met a man who lives in Tennessee and he was headin’ for Pennsylvania and some homemade pumpkin pie. From Pennsylvania folks are trav’lin’ down to Dixie’s sunny shore. From Atlantic to Pacific, gee, the traffic is terrific!“
Wow. Just wow. The video is a must watch for some good time-capsule action.
Little Drummer Boy (Justin Bieber and Busta Rhymes’ version)
What made someone think that an ode to the baby Jesus and a shout out to your Twitter followers should be in the same recording?
There is certainly room for debate, after all, someone must like these songs.
Perhaps together we can come up with a winner for the most annoying, most obnoxious, never-want-to-hear-it-again Christmas song of all time.
The floor is open… leave your thoughts in the comments.
David & Veronica, GypsyNester.com