Dale Ertel, Reptile Wrangler

Winding
through the “crooked and steep” roads of the Ozarks
near Berryville, Arkansas, it would have been easy to miss
the intriguing and very colorful hand painted sign on the
side of the road, but Veronica caught a glimpse of it. “Did
that sign say Snake World?” We hit the brakes and
HAD to turn around.
Lucky
for us, Dale Ertel was standing in the front yard of the dilapidated
dwelling that houses the exhibition. Dale
and his family originally cohabitated with the snakes and he bragged that
his fifteen year old son used to sleep with two cobras on
his headboard. But as the menagerie expanded, new human living
quarters

had to be rolled in. He now shares the lot in an adjacent
trailer home.

Mr. Ertel
was more than happy to show us his impressive display…for
a price. We slipped him a dozen dollars and the two of us advanced
tentatively into the viper’s den.

The
interior looked just as we expected, considering the upkeep
of the outside of the premises — not a place for the queasy
or the faint of heart. Tidy was not a word that leapt to mind
and the smell was front and center, even on a chilly spring
day. The glass on the displays were too filthy for Snake World
to be considered museum quality and crap was just strewn everywhere.
Little homespun touches like snake skin buntings and a stuffed
turkey adorned the walls.

In
its favor, the exhibits are intriguing and Dale is so enthusiastic
in his presentation that it was hard not to be taken in. He
sped from one exhibit to the next with a very informative,
yet downhome spiel about each reptile. We had to wonder how
much of it was fact and how much mere folklore.
“Here’s
a 15 foot python that weighs 130 pounds, they get big enough
to eat a donkey, here, look at this picture, this is a local
pygmy rattler, just 15 inches, now he’ll put you in the
hospital for a few days, but you won’t die.” Helpful
hill country rhymes like “Red touch yellow – Kill a fellow
– Red touch black – Venom lack” to distinguish the venomous
coral snake from the bite-friendly milk snake are included
at no extra charge.

Dale’s
female African Rock Python was about to lay her turkey egg-sized
eggs, so he explained to us how he used a chicken

incubator to
process them. He then “sells them for dirt cheap,” telling
the buyers “don’t feed them too much or you’ll
have a too big snake on your hands.”

In addition
to snakes from all over the world, the presentation includes
monitor lizards, snake neck turtles, iguanas and hissing
roaches that he breeds as children’s pets.

Many
of his specimens are local indigenous wildlife he has rescued.
When neighboring
folks are confronted with a cantankerous asp, they call Dale for
snake removal from motels, homes and restaurants (Who

you gonna
call? Snake Busters!). When asked where he gets his non Arkansas
snakes he informed us that he “horse trades with reptile
people all over the states.”

Dale
Ertel is just a good ole boy just doin’ what he loves
to do best. Everyone should be so lucky.

David &
Veronica, GypsyNester.com


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3 thoughts on “Dale Ertel, Reptile Wrangler”

  1. >I see you have a Dale Ertel, better known as Snakeworld. Located on hwy. 62 west Berryville, AK between Eureka Springs and Berryville. Great guided tour,Dale really knows his snakes. A very interesting place to stop by. To just get away from all the things that Eureka Springs are well these days for.Very educational. A must see.

  2. >Um, er, no. Nuh-uh. Nyet. Not. And no, on so many levels. Roaches for kids?! Seriously? I might have nightmares tonight. There must be a law about living conditions, even for snakes. Or not. Ew.

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